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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:One Doo-dooed in the Cuckoo's Nest. They did think that some traditionally-woven Native American basket was a bird's nest, and they do love to defecate on Native American artifacts. And Chief was Native American. It's all coming together now.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 20:48 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:06 |
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Someone should edit laughtracks into videos that SovCits post when they deal with law enforcement. It's funnier writing than most modern sitcoms.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 21:40 |
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"License and Registration please." *Laughtrack* "I do not recognize your authority or wish to create joinder." *Seinfeld Bass Theme into Scene Cut*
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 21:43 |
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https://twitter.com/JGermanRJ/status/721084382279114752 https://twitter.com/JGermanRJ/status/721104898230591488 https://twitter.com/JGermanRJ/status/721105956298297344 https://twitter.com/JGermanRJ/status/721148409801891840
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 03:20 |
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That lawyer has a public Facebook page and it's great, because one post will be, "Welp, did some work on my tractor today" that maybe 1-2 family members respond to and then it will be, "Latest update on the Ammon case" with shitloads of crazies and a few legit looking lawyers commenting. This is all on the page for his practice, not his personal. Anyway here's more info on why the lawyer was kicked out. Apparently he promised Ammon that he would go to Nevada and NEVER leave the court room. While he was there he got a call from the court demanding something be filed that day, and he chose to conduct his business over the phone there in the court room. He copies the order at the bottom of the post, hopefully someone with law experience can explain what's going on. I guess it's great that he's supporting his client. I ain't no fancy city lawyer, but shouldn't your lawyer try to stay in the state where he's allowed to practice and in reach of the court where he's representing you? I figure that's how a lawyer is best able to support you. cumshitter has issued a correction as of 03:37 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Price range: $$$
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 03:36 |
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I wanna give those reviews a look. "5/5 picked me up from high school and took me to dinner to celebrate beating my DUI!"
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 03:42 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:"License and Registration please." These people would watch horse apples and not get the joke
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 04:55 |
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I know the building those chucklefucks have their office in. I used to have lunch there sometimes when I worked downtown. Nice fountain in the courtyard - too bad these fuckwits sully the building with their presence.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 05:31 |
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cumshitter posted:That lawyer has a public Facebook page and it's great, because one post will be, "Welp, did some work on my tractor today" that maybe 1-2 family members respond to and then it will be, "Latest update on the Ammon case" with shitloads of crazies and a few legit looking lawyers commenting. This is all on the page for his practice, not his personal. That is a stunt, nothing more.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 06:10 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I know the building those chucklefucks have their office in. I used to have lunch there sometimes when I worked downtown. Nice fountain in the courtyard - too bad these fuckwits sully the building with their presence. I firmly support the right of literally everyone to a competent and vigorous defense.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 06:15 |
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Kazak_Hstan posted:That is a stunt, nothing more. Yeah, I figure it's a stunt. I'm just not sure whether the lawyer purposely submitted a motion he knew would have a deadline on that day or if he took advantage of the call to make a scene.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 06:31 |
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Does anyone happen to have the link for the document that Fry gave his attorney with the sovereign citizen tomfoolery? No joinder please.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 07:01 |
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quote:
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/04/ammon_bundy_4_others_refuse_to.html#incart_2box
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 09:22 |
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A good article: http://www.vice.com/read/the-prophet-and-the-acolyte-v23n2
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 09:41 |
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quote:
http://www.sfchronicle.com/news/article/Bundy-brothers-others-due-in-Nevada-court-in-7250803.php What a mess, plenty more entertainment to come from this I imagine. I would blow Dane Cook has issued a correction as of 09:46 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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So they really were a proto-cult in the making.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 16:25 |
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I hope they Drunk History this whole thing. Over-acting with drunken narration is the only way to convey what is happening.
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This is the best first line of any article ever written: Vice posted:Wes Kjar rode shotgun as we drove away from the standoff, over the Stinkingwater Mountains toward Idaho.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 17:43 |
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How has she not been indited yet?
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 18:18 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:How has she not been indited yet? Ideally, the Feds are just doing the same thing to her that they did to the occupiers. Let her get bolder and bolder, doing increasingly stupid poo poo until they throw the book at her.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 22:17 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:How has she not been indited yet? I'm not sure she's actually broken the law yet.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 23:30 |
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Once again, VICE proves they're at their best when writing about/filming crazy gun-toting heavily-armed militias. Usually they're somewhere in the Middle East rather than the US when they do it though. Seriously though, that article is pro-click as hell. fade5 has issued a correction as of 00:00 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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fade5 posted:Once again, VICE proves they're at their best when writing about/filming crazy gun-toting heavily-armed militias. Usually they're somewhere in the Middle East rather than the US when they do it though. VICE is the best magazine about doing heroin in active war zones
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 00:48 |
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Photo of one of Cliven Bundy's ultra-free-range cattle. From a petition for the government to round up the Bundy's cattle, for the cattle's own welfare.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:22 |
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Rebel Blob posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0&t=9s
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:29 |
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Rebel Blob posted:
Are there any laws regarding cruelty when it comes to livestock? This is most certainly neglect.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:45 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Are there any laws regarding cruelty when it comes to livestock? This is most certainly neglect. livestock are generally exempted from those statutes or subject to lax standards (see, e.g., cowschwitz in california)
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:48 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Are there any laws regarding cruelty when it comes to livestock? This is most certainly neglect. There are laws in this country that specifically make it illegal to investigate and record livestock abuse so I wouldn't be super hopeful.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:50 |
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https://twitter.com/oreothlypis/status/721400804968521728
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:52 |
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Rebel Blob posted:
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Rebel Blob posted:
Pictured: The results of Cliven Bundy's leadership skills. Not that it'll help, but I hope pictures of these animals are passed around so that everyone can see just how much of a "rancher" Bundy and his clan really are.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:18 |
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The Oregon Society of Professional Journalists is having a panel discussion on covering the Oregon Standoff including:quote:Panelists include Les Zaitz (The Oregonian), Amanda Peacher and John Sepulvado (Oregon Public Broadcasting), Wanda Moore (KTVZ), and Samantha White (Burns Times-Herald). Jeff Wohler, retired Oregonian editor, will moderate. They are live tweeting it https://twitter.com/spjoregon And I hope there will be a recording Highlights so far: https://twitter.com/SPJOregon/status/721519034341064704 https://twitter.com/SPJOregon/status/721520761584754688 https://twitter.com/SPJOregon/status/721522667493335041 https://twitter.com/SPJOregon/status/721525071714451456
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:31 |
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Geostomp posted:Pictured: The results of Cliven Bundy's leadership skills. Not that it'll help, but I hope pictures of these animals are passed around so that everyone can see just how much of a "rancher" Bundy and his clan really are. no but if they would just give him the land that's rightfully his for some reason that cow would look like this:
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 04:54 |
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"When I say Ammon Bundy's a dipshit I mean it" should be the new thread title
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 04:55 |
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FIRST TIME posted:There are laws in this country that specifically make it illegal to investigate and record livestock abuse so I wouldn't be super hopeful. Only in Missouri and South Carolina, known backwards poo poo-holes. Everywhere else those laws were either rejected or quickly repealed for being unconstitutional.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 04:56 |
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Geostomp posted:Pictured: The results of Cliven Bundy's leadership skills. Not that it'll help, but I hope pictures of these animals are passed around so that everyone can see just how much of a "rancher" Bundy and his clan really are. The dedicated ones will go on about how this is somehow the government's fault, all the while calling up their lawyers asking about any plea deals.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 05:16 |
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Nice to see Brian Cavalier is still staying active.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 05:28 |
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Knight posted:Nice to see Brian Cavalier is still staying active. quote:Ritzheimer is a staff sergeant and retired Marine reservist with two combat deployments to Iraq as a motor vehicle operator according to personnel records. Officially, I have done drugs once in my life. VVV Do you yet understand why every single patriot idiot pretends to be black ops special forces and not ho-hum boring rear end jobs? score requirements: Motor T Mechanic (me): 95 Bulk Fuel Specialist: 85 Motor T Driver: 85 Basic Infantry: 80 red19fire has issued a correction as of 07:59 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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red19fire posted:Hahaha I was in Motor T. It's where you go if you're too dumb for literally anything else. or have ever admitted to doing drugs, or failed out of any other school. Wait so in the marines if they think you're a substance abuser they make you the loving designated driver?
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