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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Esports would be way less embarrassing if it wasn't surrounded in completely laughable fake macho bullshit. Gamers confusing video games with masculinity is the most eye rolling poo poo ever.

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Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




NESguerilla posted:

Esports would be way less embarrassing if it wasn't surrounded in completely laughable fake macho bullshit. Gamers confusing video games with masculinity is the most eye rolling poo poo ever.

Alternatively: if it were completely ENGULFED in fake macho bullshit. Like, wrestling-level bullshit, people trash talking to m3an-g33n, everyone having a gimmick, face/heel turns, the whole nine yards.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Was the fat kid who took like 10 seconds to get down off a waist high stage an athlete?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

oldpainless posted:

Was the fat kid who took like 10 seconds to get down off a waist high stage an athlete?

He was a well-tuned gaming machine.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


oldpainless posted:

Was the fat kid who took like 10 seconds to get down off a waist high stage an athlete?

Will someone please post this video I can never find it and it's great.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

oldpainless posted:

Was the fat kid who took like 10 seconds to get down off a waist high stage an athlete?

You should see Bartolo Colon climb off a waist-high stage.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


NESguerilla posted:

Will someone please post this video I can never find it and it's great.

I found this gif


And it was because he had this :nms:

Yeah guys who play vidya games professionaly are literally Plague Bearers of Nurgle

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Anyone else furiously scratching their leg right now?

Jesus Christ, what is that?!?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's the new neck fungus!

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Hihohe posted:

I found this gif


Reminder that Marn is an Evo Champion.

It's like the fat kid who got picked last in gym being the guy who scores the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
The fighting game community is aug



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsJfLKtGlfw

Mock the Cross
Sep 4, 2009
I hope someone more patient than I can screen-cap some of this because poo poo is going off
https://www.facebook.com/jmilan1317/posts/1082090431832785

Backstory: Jerry, 19, met up with a 500 lbs southern belle, Amy, 28, and she got him drunk and high and aimed to get some coitus but things went awry from there.

Bonus: an older man asks the youngster if he's been to church lately and is then accused of being a psychopathic pedophile.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mock the Cross posted:

I hope someone more patient than I can screen-cap some of this because poo poo is going off
https://www.facebook.com/jmilan1317/posts/1082090431832785

Backstory: Jerry, 19, met up with a 500 lbs southern belle, Amy, 28, and she got him drunk and high and aimed to get some coitus but things went awry from there.

Bonus: an older man asks the youngster if he's been to church lately and is then accused of being a psychopathic pedophile.

Oh my god, that's one of these thread superstars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I never understand how people like that don't look in the mirror and realize that they need some drastic life changes. Laziness sure is hard to break out of I guess.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


http://www.xojane.com/issues/im-the-facebook-pc-police

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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Self-hatred's a hell of a cycle

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:

Oh my god, that's one of these thread superstars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA

I feel bad for these girls. Even if they lost a ton of weight they would still be ugly. I mean, they'd be ugly for guys. It's like losing on all fronts in the genetic lottery.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Bird in a Blender posted:

mental illness sure is hard to break out of I guess.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Mock the Cross posted:

I hope someone more patient than I can screen-cap some of this because poo poo is going off
https://www.facebook.com/jmilan1317/posts/1082090431832785

Backstory: Jerry, 19, met up with a 500 lbs southern belle, Amy, 28, and she got him drunk and high and aimed to get some coitus but things went awry from there.

Bonus: an older man asks the youngster if he's been to church lately and is then accused of being a psychopathic pedophile.

Oh, goddammit, I used to live one town over from there in Dawson Springs.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Hihohe posted:

I found this gif


And it was because he had this :nms:

Yeah guys who play vidya games professionaly are literally Plague Bearers of Nurgle

Jesus Christ what the gently caress happened to that leg?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Papa's gifts come in such interesting varieties.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Bird in a Blender posted:

I never understand how people like that don't look in the mirror and realize that they need some drastic life changes. Laziness sure is hard to break out of I guess.

You might as well ask them to grow wings and fly. They have been like this for so long its their norm so changing to human shape might as well be impossible.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mock the Cross posted:

I hope someone more patient than I can screen-cap some of this because poo poo is going off
https://www.facebook.com/jmilan1317/posts/1082090431832785

Backstory: Jerry, 19, met up with a 500 lbs southern belle, Amy, 28, and she got him drunk and high and aimed to get some coitus but things went awry from there.

Bonus: an older man asks the youngster if he's been to church lately and is then accused of being a psychopathic pedophile.

a) This whole thread is just a mess.

b) Both of the Slaton sisters are terrifying and they make me sad as hell.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Slime posted:

Jesus Christ what the gently caress happened to that leg?

I don't remember what it's called, but it's some kind of fungus and it's INFECTIOUS.

So he went to this tournament thing where lots of people are bound to be in close quarters with an infectious disease knowingly.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

a) This whole thread is just a mess.

b) Both of the Slaton sisters are terrifying and they make me sad as hell.

this is literally a "bully ugly people" thread, did you expect it to be nice?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Unless the people who appear in this thread are reading this thread I wouldn't call it bullying.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


RaspberryCommie posted:

I don't remember what it's called, but it's some kind of fungus and it's INFECTIOUS.

So he went to this tournament thing where lots of people are bound to be in close quarters with an infectious disease knowingly.

At least he probably scraped most of it off on the corner of that stage.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


NESguerilla posted:

At least he probably scraped most of it off on the corner of that stage.

This made me shudder, audibly, in public. The seeping...

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
http://i.imgur.com/Xk7eQeM.gif
NFSW so plantext.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

What level of sad & lonely do you have to be to do that poo poo?

e: ...and then film it!?!

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"
This isn't real. No game of Monopoly goes beyond 30 minutes without a board flip, or table flip.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Ambitious Spider posted:



Looks like Gary Larson was proven wrong
In 1992, just as Sega was releasing the Sega CD for the Genesis/Megadrive, I got hired as a "game counselor." My job was to go to stores in malls that sold Sega electronics and play video games in the store. I was not allowed to let others play, but was to answer any questions they had. It paid better than minimum wage. I thought it was the best job ever....at first. I got so bored, so quickly playing the same games over and over. Streets of Rage II, Ecco the Dolphin....etc. I think something inside me broke.

Ironically, I used the money I made working for Sega to purchase an SNES, and many games for it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

dumb. posted:

What level of sad & lonely do you have to be to do that poo poo?

e: ...and then film it!?!

There is some weird parts of the brony community that would think this is awesome.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZbTfL

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

dumb. posted:

What level of sad & lonely do you have to be to do that poo poo?

e: ...and then film it!?!

For what it's worth, it could have been done as a humiliation thing

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Why in god's name did they make it so meaty? Why couldn't they have made it blue or cover it with glowing fiber-optic hair or something? Why make it look like it's suffering?!

Coolest thing I've seen all day, though.

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
sadly just a sci fi internet show thing

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


MeruFM posted:

sadly just a sci fi internet show thing

I too, am sad that we have not passed the boundary to outright being Umbrella or Horzine Labs or something.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That gif :staredog: I had nightmares as a four year old that wasn't that scary.

(Except the one where a horse bit off my toe. :ohdear:)

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