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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




this is a good image

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Any fan of Cronenberg's The Fly here? The people who made this might be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaPFhVwwUyc

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I don't think I noticed "What if Scotland had feelings?" the first few times I saw this picture. It just keeps getting better.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The dog one is a stretch, since they're just side characters. Also superheroes are people, of course they have feelings. I like the use of caps for the punchline though.

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Still better than Disney's decades of 'what if princesses had feelings'.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Electromax posted:

Still better than Disney's decades of 'what if princesses had feelings'.

In the 90s they just did "can ____ be a hero?" (poor person, woman, Native American, etc)

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

computer parts posted:

In the 90s they just did "can ____ be a hero?" (poor person, woman, Native American, etc)

"Can a god be a hero?" was my favorite.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
The Birth of a Nation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezWiUTXB11A

Jack's Flow fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Apr 15, 2016

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Wow, that looks better than I thought it would and I was already kinda stoked.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Russian superhero movie Guardians, featuring sickle-wielding Winter Soldier and the obligatory Russian werebear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeGIa5HO37Y

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Wow.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The MSJ posted:

Russian superhero movie Guardians, featuring sickle-wielding Winter Soldier and the obligatory Russian werebear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeGIa5HO37Y

In Soviet Russia X Mens YOU.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Here's a second (:nws:) teaser trailer for The Neon Demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-srjX2H1c

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



GonSmithe posted:

Here's a second (:nws:) teaser trailer for The Neon Demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-srjX2H1c

First teaser was great, this one is fantastic!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




Still looks great.



Now THAT'S how you do a trailer.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

GonSmithe posted:

Here's a second (:nws:) teaser trailer for The Neon Demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-srjX2H1c

I need this movie in my face now.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The MSJ posted:

Russian superhero movie Guardians, featuring sickle-wielding Winter Soldier and the obligatory Russian werebear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeGIa5HO37Y

Ha, they finally got some of the werebear CGI completed for a proper trailer.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



BonoMan posted:

I need this movie in my face now.

that shot of keanu reeves closing the door like hes like "not my poo poo, gently caress this". i love that

but goddamn that cast, and goddamn winding-refn and gaaa

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

The MSJ posted:

Any fan of Cronenberg's The Fly here? The people who made this might be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaPFhVwwUyc

This looks amazing and creepy as all gently caress.




This looks divisive as all gently caress.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Immortan posted:

This looks divisive as all gently caress.

is that a bad thing though? i kinda wanna make a film about a really important period of our history but i dont want it to be divisive.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Kevin Spacey is cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=143dnYCDoxY

Also, Christopher Walken.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The MSJ posted:

Kevin Spacey is cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=143dnYCDoxY

Also, Christopher Walken.

NO

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

GonSmithe posted:

Here's a second (:nws:) teaser trailer for The Neon Demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-srjX2H1c
Whoever edited this trailer deserves a goddamn medal.
Whoever did the cinematography for this movie deserves a goddamn medal.
Nicolas Winding Refn deserves a goddamn medal.
Give me this movie as soon as humanly possible.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I got burned by Only God Forgives, not gonna get hyped up about Neon Demon.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Vegetable posted:

I got burned by Only God Forgives, not gonna get hyped up about Neon Demon.

:shepface:

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Vegetable posted:

I got burned by Only God Forgives, not gonna get hyped up about Neon Demon.

Yeah, a bunch of the shots were burned into my memory too. Great movie.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Neon Demon doesn't look very good. It feels like all the cool shots are in the trailer and the rest is going to be really boring.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



GonSmithe posted:

Here's a second (:nws:) teaser trailer for The Neon Demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-srjX2H1c

not falling for that again

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender

Peanut President posted:

Neon Demon doesn't look very good. It feels like all the cool shots are in the trailer and the rest is going to be really boring.

Yeah like Drive right?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Only God Forgives was loving incredible and I'm sure Neon Demon will be too.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

IM_DA_DECIDER posted:

Yeah like Drive right?

I didn't like Drive so yeah?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Everyone liked Drive, buddy,

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"
Spergs loved Drive

Finally, a movie about one of them who is a total badass

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Lmao @ anyone who watches Drive and comes out thinking the message is "this guy is a badass."

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Ammanas posted:

Spergs loved Drive

Finally, a movie about one of them who is a total badass
:ironicat:

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

The MSJ posted:

Kevin Spacey is cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=143dnYCDoxY

Also, Christopher Walken.

This cat's face show the exact level of excitement that we should all be feeling for this movie.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011

GonSmithe posted:

Lmao @ anyone who watches Drive and comes out thinking the message is "this guy is a badass."

Yea he is a deeply broken and misadjusted person. Which is why I want to see a Refn Superman

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Drive sucked, OGF was ok Jodorowsky wannabe, this one looks a bit too much "oh those broken models" kinda film like Black Swan
I am sure it is going too look drat fine but thats about it

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I didn't like Drive. I really wanted to, but somehow it didn't work for me and I hated Only God Forgives. I'm still going to see Neon Demon because there has to be something in Refn's direction that makes people go crazy for his stuff.

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Drive is something I felt I should like watching it and enjoy a lot of parts of, but afterwards I was like yeah this movie does nothing for me.

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