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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Carrasco posted:

Paul Ryan knew this was coming and he didn't warn anyone?

I doubt Paul Ryan actually listens to them, given how completely anti-everything he stands for they are. I think his pants are on fire.

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

oystertoadfish posted:

thats a good interview too

ive said before that trump is the dmx of the presidential race in the sense that people try to take the text of trump's speeches and run it through some analysis about how high of a grade level it's at to try to say trump's poo poo is bad but people did the same thing with dmx and look where they are now

Isn't DMX completely irrelevant now?

ZoCrowes
Nov 17, 2005

by Lowtax

TheTatteredKing posted:

Isn't DMX completely irrelevant now?

He had a cameo in Fresh Off the Boat. I think that means the answer is yes.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
X Gon Give It to Ya was prominently featured in trailers for Deadpool.

So yay for the DMX Renaissance.

Flobbster
Feb 17, 2005

"Cadet Kirk, after the way you cheated on the Kobayashi Maru test I oughta punch you in tha face!"

William Bear posted:

X Gon Give It to Ya was prominently featured in trailers for Deadpool.

So yay for the DMX Renaissance.

Also an episode of Rick and Morty.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Now, as always, is an excellent time to follow Dave Weigel's twitter account

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/721348884249718784
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/721355596612546563

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Haha it's me. I'm Cat Morningstar.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

cat morningstar

like it can't be real but i don't understand why they would let you fake your name on a primary delegate thing

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


The Rob Marrow path to success

No Mans Land
Feb 26, 2016

by Cowcaster

mandatory lesbian posted:

cat morningstar

like it can't be real but i don't understand why they would let you fake your name on a primary delegate thing

Native Americans have names like that

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

mandatory lesbian posted:

cat morningstar

like it can't be real but i don't understand why they would let you fake your name on a primary delegate thing

$20 says it's a sovcit

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

mandatory lesbian posted:

cat morningstar

like it can't be real but i don't understand why they would let you fake your name on a primary delegate thing

https://twitter.com/catstar2016/status/715049256105717760

*click*

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/CatMorningstar/status/691835875592904705

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

so now we are starting to see that his ground campain is run by idiots. that totally wont bite him in the rear end.




Oh.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012



i refuse to beleive either one of them is real until i see the birth certificate

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

mandatory lesbian posted:

i refuse to beleive either one of them is real until i see the birth certificate

Well there are a bunch of people in West Virginia phone books with the last name Morningstar: http://www.yellowpages.com/whitepages?from=AnyWho&first=&last=morningstar&city=&state=WV

So at least it's a real last name.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"TRUMP!" *eats deep dish "pizza"*

https://twitter.com/FHQ/status/721363838025801728

https://twitter.com/FHQ/status/721364015042207744

https://twitter.com/FHQ/status/721364191341330432

https://twitter.com/FHQ/status/721364370870169602

https://twitter.com/FHQ/status/721364550977789953

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Listen—to be, not to be, this is a tough question, O.K.? Very tough. A lot of people come up to me and ask, “Donald, what’s more noble? Getting hit every day with the slings, the bows, the arrows, the sea of troubles—or just giving up?” I mean, smart people, the best Ivy League schools.

But I say to them, “Have you ever thought that we don’t know—we don’t know—what dreams may come? Have you ever thought about that?” Ay yi yi—there’s the rub! There’s the rub right there. When we shuffle off this mortal whatever it is—coil? They say to me, “Donald, you’ve built this fantastic company, how’d you do it? How?” And I say one word: “leadership.” Because that’s what it’s all about, is leadership. And people are so grateful whenever I bring up this whole “perchance to dream” thing. So grateful.

And on and on with the whips and the scorns of time and the contumely and the fardels and the blah blah blah.

Then I see a bare bodkin and I’m like—a bodkin? What the hell is this thing, a bodkin? Listen, I run a very successful business, I employ thousands of people and I’m supposed to care whether this bodkin is bare or not? Sad!

And when people say I don’t have a conscience—trust me, I have a conscience, and it’s a very big conscience, O.K.? And the native hue of my resolution is not sicklied o’er, that’s a lie! If anyone tells you that the native hue of my resolution is sicklied o’er, they’re trying to sell you a load of you-know-what. And enterprises of great pith—listen, my enterprises are so pithy. So pithy. Fantastic pith. But sometimes, hey, they lose the name of action, right? I mean, it happens—it happens.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/donald-trump-performs-shakespeares-soliloquies

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

fishmech posted:

Well there are a bunch of people in West Virginia phone books with the last name Morningstar: http://www.yellowpages.com/whitepages?from=AnyWho&first=&last=morningstar&city=&state=WV

So at least it's a real last name.

i need to marry one of them and take their name

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica
People know that "Morningstar" is synonymous with "Lucifer" ...right?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Wyoming owns

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/721367660844306433

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Nameless_Steve posted:

People know that "Morningstar" is synonymous with "Lucifer" ...right?

"Lucifer" means morning star in Latin, but Jesus John and Mary are also all called the morning star.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
more extremely good delegate names

https://twitter.com/bobiteman/status/721326684755001344

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/721368709474811904

It could be anyone :tinfoil:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

That's almost FIFA-tier

https://twitter.com/GrantWahl/status/658660924857913344

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

It's me, I'm Island Dick

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Jewel Repetition posted:

"Lucifer" means morning star in Latin

Actually it's "light bringer".

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

2016 Republican Primary: Trump, Trump, Trump

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

I hope it's Bo Biteman!

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/721371603557220353

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006


So.. do these mean that Trump's team is starting to do better at delgate wrangling?

And why would they have involved Palin in anything that involves delegates? I thought they had good enough sense to put her back in her sarcophagus after Iowa.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Nice thing about science is that it's true whether or not idiots believe it.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Zwabu posted:

So.. do these mean that Trump's team is starting to do better at delgate wrangling?

Nah, those were all elected at the time of the primary (and they had Trump's name next to theirs on the ballot). This is just certifying the results from March 15th.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
I love the gays!

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/721375478767030272

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/CassieSpodak/status/721373166849933313

:3:

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

boom boom boom posted:

look, there's a way to live life that guarantees you'll never be raped, it's amazing how few women do it.

Very briefly?

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

I'm not sure which is worse - that or him being friends with Roy Cohn

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
For Wyoming, doesn't running only 6 candidates for 14 spots actually make a lot of sense for Trump if he's resigned to losing overall anyway? That concentrates Trump's outnumbered supporters into backing a few candidates while Cruz's people have to back a whole slate. I'd think that only running 6 delegate candidates actually increases Trump's chances of going 1 or 2 for 14 rather than 0 for 14.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


I mean...

Trump is a germaphobe, right? This makes some sense in that context.

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Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Patter Song posted:

For Wyoming, doesn't running only 6 candidates for 14 spots actually make a lot of sense for Trump if he's resigned to losing overall anyway? That concentrates Trump's outnumbered supporters into backing a few candidates while Cruz's people have to back a whole slate. I'd think that only running 6 delegate candidates actually increases Trump's chances of going 1 or 2 for 14 rather than 0 for 14.

Do they not vote for each slot? Not sure why it would make a difference.

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