Cop Lounge: cops and horses hate black people (and raccoons)

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

That video is the best, dude owns.

yea thats a hell of an uppercut

# ? Apr 15, 2016 17:44

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# ? May 27, 2024 01:29

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

"You wanna act like a man, Ima treat you like a man" is a top 5 line for knocking a woman out imo

# ? Apr 15, 2016 17:49

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

"You goin'a jail now! You goin'a jail now! You goin'a jail-" CRACK

# ? Apr 15, 2016 18:25

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

maybe stc wouldve helped this situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKw__7SB98w

Mortal Kombat poo poo right here, bitch could have ended up in a spike pit.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 18:41

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

As she's laying on the ground motionless the dog from Duck Hunt should pop up imo

# ? Apr 15, 2016 18:57

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

maybe stc wouldve helped this situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKw__7SB98w

If the drivers would deal with shitheel passengers like this all the time, I'd be willing to take the bus more often. :black101:

gently caress the bus, I like going directly to my destination and at the time of my choosing.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 20:28

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

As she's laying on the ground motionless the dog from Duck Hunt should pop up imo

nah this would fit better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c

# ? Apr 15, 2016 21:01

Hezzy: Dec 4, 2004; Pillbug

Whip Slagcheek posted:

That video is the best, dude owns.

wurlsta

# ? Apr 15, 2016 22:52

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

No but seriously where's Shep

# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:02

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

He's dead Jim

# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:04

Rude Dude With Tude: Apr 19, 2007; Your President approves this text.

Why has Big Law always got it in for the dogges?

# ? Apr 16, 2016 20:49

Hezzy: Dec 4, 2004; Pillbug

#DogLivesMatter

# ? Apr 16, 2016 22:36

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Why has Big Law always got it in for the dogges?

wow cool civil forfeiture

# ? Apr 16, 2016 23:43

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

State of Colorado vs My God drat Hyundai Seriously?!

# ? Apr 17, 2016 00:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

idgaf about the circumstances, I'm always on the side of dogges

# ? Apr 17, 2016 01:33

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Rad Lieutenant posted:

idgaf about the circumstances, I'm always on the side of dogges

# ? Apr 17, 2016 01:48

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Rad Lieutenant posted:

idgaf about the circumstances, I'm always on the side of dogges

Didn't you get owned by a dogge at work

# ? Apr 17, 2016 01:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Didn't you get owned by a dogge at work

I still cry about murdering that dogge

# ? Apr 17, 2016 01:52

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I still cry about murdering that dogge

# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:25

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I still cry about murdering that dogge

Sick gently caress

# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:36

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

what.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:47

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

A pitt bit me on the face a bunch while I was arresting its owner :supaburn:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 02:56

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

sorry dude

# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:02

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

At least it wasn't loving your girl.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:06

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Rad Lieutenant posted:

A pitt bit me on the face a bunch while I was arresting its owner

Target acquired

# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mike-o posted:

sorry dude

Ya it loving sucked cause I love dogges and my face but leave it to whip to bring up memories

# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:11

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Whip slagcheek blue falcon HE PUSHED SHEP AWAY FROM US AND NOW HES TRYING TO DRIVE BEANIESON AWAY TOO. gently caress YOU DAD!!!

# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:27

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

I almost shot a dog the other day that bit like two medics and me but I channeled whip and decided I didn't want to be on youtube. So after it locked on to my boot and started gnawing at my foot I gave it a field goal kick to the ribs and that did the trick.

Dog thought it got away with it too because we all left the house but I got the last laugh when I came back with my buddy who's an animal control officer. Enjoy your last three days in the pound before they give you the gas chamber you little poo poo.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

Enjoy your last three days in the pound before they give you the gas chamber you little poo poo.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 03:52

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Untagged posted:

Enjoy your last three days in the pound before they give you the gas chamber you little poo poo.

Wow, that poor dogge doesn't know any better that's really mean :saddowns:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 04:05

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

As a Dogge Lover with two holes in my foot I say :shittydog:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 04:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

drat son you a cold rear end honky

I got scars on my face and scalp and still feel bad about killing that pitt

# ? Apr 17, 2016 04:19

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Grem posted:

At least it wasn't loving your girl.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 06:42

Hezzy: Dec 4, 2004; Pillbug

Grem posted:

At least it wasn't loving your girl.

savage

# ? Apr 17, 2016 17:33

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Fighting the war on drugs.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 21:46

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20160418/downtown-brooklyn/brooklyn-businessman-bribed-nypd-official-for-gun-permits-feds-say

this scandal just keeps on giving

# ? Apr 18, 2016 23:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

When President Trump makes America great again all New Yorkers (and all Americans) will be required to carry a gun anyway

# ? Apr 18, 2016 23:54

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

And yet you can't get a CCW if you're just some schmuck.

# ? Apr 19, 2016 00:05

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

hey if you need to get shot just call the NYPD, they will shoot you, the bad guy, and all your friends for free.

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LAPD will show up and shoot two Hispanic women delivering newspapers who happen to be in the area. Except none of the 20 something rounds fired hit either woman, just the lovely pickup truck they're driving.

# ? Apr 19, 2016 02:07

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