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twistedmentat posted:I realized what was bugging me about the future episode, it really felt like a Stargate Episode, and now the whole show just makes me think of Stargate. Where my time loop/golf episode at, CW?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Where my time loop/golf episode at, CW? The ship gets stuck in a loop, and while everyone else is running around trying to fix it, Snart and Sara just chill out.
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Krad posted:I'm okay with Mick ending every episode telling everyone how much they should be making GBS threads their pants because they sent another assassin better than the last one that got fried in less than 5 minutes. If it becomes super hero power rangers I'm ok with that.
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Bad Moon posted:If it becomes super hero power rangers I'm ok with that. All of the Arrowverse shows could probably take a page or two out of Toei's tokusatsu collection and not come out any worse.
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Bad Moon posted:If it becomes super hero power rangers I'm ok with that. "Gideon! Savage has escaped! Recruit us some loser superheroes with expendability!"
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Apr 16, 2016 08:12
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The Time Gazelle gets stuck in a black hole, extending time and space beyond existence. Snart and Stein fight to save the team with by combining astrophysics with theatricality. Sarah makes out with herself. Ray is replaced with a tree stump.
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Apr 16, 2016 12:31
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boom boom boom posted:Did it seem to anyone else like the guy playing Jonah Hex was speaking carefully to avoid ripping off the makeup? Speaking of which, is that an actual thing about Jonah Hex or was that just something that might have happened to him on one of his adventures? Hell, I don't even know what the deal is about Jonah Hex and this episode didn't tell me anything about him other than he's a bounty hunter in the old west?
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I wasn't a big fan of the Hex makeup, it looked less like a hole in his face and more like a piece of pizza cheese stuck on his lips
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ApeHawk posted:Speaking of which, is that an actual thing about Jonah Hex or was that just something that might have happened to him on one of his adventures? It's an actual thing, long story short he got caught in an Apache trial by combat with a sabotaged weapon and won by illegally pulling a second knife, but the chief only saw the knife and scarred him with a hot tomahawk in punishment for his dishonorable conduct. He's usually pretty seriously fugly, like this: 
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Rarity posted:The Time Gazelle gets stuck in a black hole, extending time and space beyond existence. Snart and Stein fight to save the team with by combining astrophysics with theatricality. Sarah makes out with herself. Ray is replaced with a tree stump. No one notices.
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It's 1065, and England is on the verge of the Battle of Hastings. The crew of the SS Minute Minnow discover Joan of Arc will somehow be at the battle and decide they must fix history for once. Joan of Arc turns out to be none other than Vandal Savage. In a hilarious bit of dialogue, Jax assumes the Norman Invasion was just one man named Norman. Kendra and Rip get into a fight with a horse and lose.
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Apr 16, 2016 21:09
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You missed out on Sarah makes out with a time traveling Joan of Arc after rescuing her. The Time Lesbian will not be constrained by history
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Apr 16, 2016 22:27
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The gang travels back to 1990. They immediately leave because there's nothing worth saving there. Ray accidentally becomes his own grandpa.
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Apr 16, 2016 23:35
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Sara likes guys too. She's a Time Bisexual.
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Codependent Poster posted:Sara likes guys too. She's a Time Bisexual. She's just Olliesexual, like all the women on the show. Krad posted:The gang travels back to 1990. They immediately leave because there's nothing worth saving there. Ray accidentally becomes his own grandpa. They travel to 1994 and accidentally cause the death of Kurt Cobain.
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Apr 16, 2016 23:47
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The team travels to 1937 to sabotage Vandal Savages efforts in Nazi Germany. Jax and Stein give Hitler a swirlie. Ray spills his coffee and crashes the Wave Rider into the Hindenberg. Rip become Earl of Manchester after teaching Elizabeth Mary of Windsor how to quick draw. He dissolves Manchester United FC, saying "Liverpool 4 lyfe" Sarah makes out with Amelia Earhart.
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Ray gives a young Shigeru Miyamoto a copy of Zelda Fitzgerald's Save Me the Waltz, then travels back in time to 1900 and gives Judge Anthony Sayre a new Nintendo 3DS XL with Ocarina of Time 3D preinstalled. Snart steals a model T. Kendra plays Sonic the Hedgehog.
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McSpanky posted:It's an actual thing, long story short he got caught in an Apache trial by combat with a sabotaged weapon and won by illegally pulling a second knife, but the chief only saw the knife and scarred him with a hot tomahawk in punishment for his dishonorable conduct. He's usually pretty seriously fugly, like this: Hot Tomahawk would be a good band name.
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Rhyno posted:Hot Tomahawk would be a good band name. Needs to be a bunch of white guys in really racist Native costume who don't know the difference between "making a joke" and "being part of the problem."
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Apr 17, 2016 03:37
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McSpanky posted:It's an actual thing, long story short he got caught in an Apache trial by combat with a sabotaged weapon and won by illegally pulling a second knife, but the chief only saw the knife and scarred him with a hot tomahawk in punishment for his dishonorable conduct. He's usually pretty seriously fugly, like this: Didn't he also become a model during one of his stays in the modern era?
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Bruceski posted:Needs to be a bunch of white guys in really racist Native costume who don't know the difference between "making a joke" and "being part of the problem." Band practice is on Thursdays. I will expect to see you there and you're in charge of makeup.
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I really like this show and I know it's not like tightly written and a bit meandering at times but it's fun and that's all I can ask. Closest thing we will get to American Doctor Who.
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The Time Bandit crashes into a police box in 2005 London. While Rip and the box's owner argue about Time Insurance, the rogues steal the London Eye. Sarah makes out with Gideon. Tensions run high on the Hourglass when Gideon invokes Theta protocol. Stein, Snart, and Jax build a still. Vandal Savage learns to play checkers. OB_Juan fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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Apr 17, 2016 16:35
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The Flynn Rider lands in mid 90s Seattle. Stein and Jax manage to become boardmembers of both Amazon and Starbucks in order to buy the Starling City Sentinals MLB team. Ray founds Napster on accident early, only to have the program stolen by Snart who releases it as Snartwire. Mick must join Nirvana after Sarah refuse to make out with Courtney Love to save Kirk Cobain. Rip becomes addicted to Time Crisis.
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Apr 17, 2016 20:35
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I think that Rip has said Rory more times than the 11th Doctor ever did at this point (if only because he was also Mr. Pond). Passed out Mick was my favorite touch in this silly episode
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A surprise raid by The Hunters leaves the CronoGlider unable to decloak. After crashing into several chairs and walls, the team sends Ray, Snart and Jax to Atari headquarters to steal an integral board prototype that will fix the ship. Snart lectures an upstart programmer working on a Breakout clone about the wonders of rational selfishness. Ray and Jax's spirited Ping Pong game leads to a new game. Rip cries in the shower.
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FilthyImp posted:A surprise raid by The Hunters leaves the CronoGlider unable to decloak. After crashing into several chairs and walls, the team sends Ray, Snart and Jax to Atari headquarters to steal an integral board prototype that will fix the ship. Snart lectures an upstart programmer working on a Breakout clone about the wonders of rational selfishness. Ray and Jax's spirited Ping Pong game leads to a new game. Rip cries in the shower. ...Sara telling an anecdote about an ex-paramour from a trip to the Wild West unintentionally inspires Custer's Revenge.
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Rip Hunter tries to shoot himself, only to discover that his gun just knocks people down. Gideon laughs at him. It is the only pleasure she still feels.
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So I guess the team's not holding back anymore. They straight up killed the Hunters. I was shocked when Boy Scout Ray just ploughed through one.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Rip Hunter tries to shoot himself, only to discover that his gun just knocks people down. Gideon laughs at him. It is the only pleasure she still feels. If you look closely, there's a small factory etching on the side of Rip's gun. The etching reads It's Nerf or Nothin'.
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Ither posted:So I guess the team's not holding back anymore. They straight up killed the Hunters. It was actually remarkable how easily they defeated them, considering even Mick suggested running away at the end of the previous episode when they asked him what they should do.
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enraged_camel posted:It was actually remarkable how easily they defeated them, considering even Mick suggested running away at the end of the previous episode when they asked him what they should do. They had Jonah Hex with a Future Revolver and their calculations didn't include that, rendering them meaningless. In a wacky twist of fate, Sarah makes out with herself. She goes on to say it was alright at best.
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Ray gets cast as Puck in a midsummers nights dream but becomes so enamored with backstage drama he forgets to learn his lines. Dr. Stein plays Go against Hiroshi Yamauchi for control of videogames. Mick's chair has one leg a centimeter too short.
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In their pursuit of the nefarious Vandal Savage, the team crash lands in 1974. Literally! Their ship lands on top of Jim Henson. Somehow, this turns everyone in the future into puppets, including the team. No one is surprised when Ray doesn't change. Sara makes out with Camilla the Chicken.
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Apr 18, 2016 01:38
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I would definitely watch Snart and Rory do a duet version of Rainbow Connection.
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Apr 18, 2016 01:43
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Chokes McGee posted:In a wacky twist of fate, Sarah makes out with herself. She goes on to say it was alright at best. This almost happened on Doctor Who, I'd be surprised if they don't do something close to it here.
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