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Someone asked for a Ben Lesnick bot the other day. Well here it is... http://robo-roberts.appspot.com/ben
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Scruffpuff posted:Please keep in mind that STIMSIS's job this weekend is to derail the Ben-Ghazi discussion while CIG musters a defense. I wouldn't call his attempts successful per se, but I must say I'm surprised it made the dent it did. His sudden appearance and laser-like focus on a very strange and specific topic is proof positive that we hit CIG's central nervous system - let's keep up the acupressure. it was actually a really effective job because it looked to me like a malcontent redditor doing his best impression of 'one of those SJWs' with the overwrought language and splitting tendencies. But it probably was a calculated effort by some kind of brand management operation.
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Scruffpuff posted:You're right. Here's the thing, though. WE know it's a waste of time. But we aren't calling these shots. The instructions from on high are all about playing the Internet Popularity Contest. And, like Amy's Baking Company, they don't understand that it's a game where even if you win, you lose. why did you make such an in depth post about some weird cig theory? who are you?
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Stay safe, insider ghost.
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Scruffpuff posted:You're right. Here's the thing, though. WE know it's a waste of time. But we aren't calling these shots. The instructions from on high are all about playing the Internet Popularity Contest. And, like Amy's Baking Company, they don't understand that it's a game where even if you win, you lose. 'Sorry guys. I know you are currently working hard on fixing the engine, but Sandi's orders are clear that it is all hands on deck on derailing that Goon thread.'
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 e:gently caress twitter embed Tijuana Bibliophile fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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Scruffpuff posted:You're right. Here's the thing, though. WE know it's a waste of time. But we aren't calling these shots. The instructions from on high are all about playing the Internet Popularity Contest. And, like Amy's Baking Company, they don't understand that it's a game where even if you win, you lose. That's what makes the humour endless. Until CIG closes doors, and possibly long after, the Internet PR shitshow will continue.
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BMan posted:Someone asked for a Ben Lesnick bot the other day. Well here it is... Did you ever know that you're my heeeeroooo~ e: I do not have twitch throwaway accounts  but I assume this website can be stripped into single quotes for IRC bots?
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I had a dream that I was giving a speech in speech class and I ended up saying something really racist, and then to cover for it I claimed it was because I secretly wished I was black. I really shouldn't do any public speaking ever. #21,601 Agreed, Ben.
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Rest in peace Lando. You never saw the bus coming.
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Tippis posted:Also, what kind of nematode-brained troglodyte doesn't deinterlace pre-HD TV captures? Fidelity
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I'm enjoying stimpsis contributions. He started out trying to distract from Lesnick by banging on about Derek associating with some crazy dude, then when that didn't work moved on to a bizarre campaign to "free the OP" and get goons credit for dumb photoshops. It's funny watching him get tied in knots with increasingly lame attempts at controlling the message. Perhaps this was the brainchild of the same person who told Lesnick to mention something awful as an inspiration for his batshit quotations.
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i would like someone to feed ben's blog & forum posts to a markov bot
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lmao, they bought me an av and then before I even noticed it was changed to this one
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Eonwe posted:i would like someone to feed ben's blog & forum posts to a markov bot Look at your cool new avatar
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BMan posted:Someone asked for a Ben Lesnick bot the other day. Well here it is... If you want to come back on a woman. They were different fun, so I'm going to do with the future with some reason and a well live in France Hehehehe, the book of LOAF is a lot like Privateer 2 and we've brought in a fight and he should do an ace-1... Chris Roberts had a really good life to make a part of the computer candy. I've got the biggest person, but it should be a holy silly fault... There are no line to prevent a few of the hotel problems. The premiere would get named White Sector.
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alphabettitouretti posted:I'm enjoying stimpsis contributions. He started out trying to distract from Lesnick by banging on about Derek associating with some crazy dude, then when that didn't work moved on to a bizarre campaign to "free the OP" and get goons credit for dumb photoshops. It's funny watching him get tied in knots with increasingly lame attempts at controlling the message. Perhaps this was the brainchild of the same person who told Lesnick to mention something awful as an inspiration for his batshit quotations.  Hey STIMSIS, 
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Eonwe posted:lmao, they bought me an av and then before I even noticed it was changed to this one does the elephant rotate faster each time?
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Jason Sextro posted:does the elephant rotate faster each time? it did on this one, but not normally
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STIMSIS posted:Here ya go Yeah, a real pity I had to click through Stormfront to see that link. Oh, wait, I didn't. That link said nothing about Derek's race or anything other than BC3K and Star Citizen. So, yeah, that's no proof of racism.
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Jason Sextro posted:it was actually a really effective job because it looked to me like a malcontent redditor doing his best impression of 'one of those SJWs' with the overwrought language and splitting tendencies. But it probably was a calculated effort by some kind of brand management operation. Thats the thing, it is brand management. CiG employees dont have the tact or skills to derail this thread. Look at how Stimsis posts. Its all very calculated. Im sad that i was asleep for his stupidity because the first post i read from him when i woke up screamed "Expert Brand Management Agent" to me. The person on that account is intelligent and is most likely being paid quite a bit of money. And here we are, less than 9 hours later, and were back to Ben-Ghazi. Well done CiG. You hired a pro who barely dented the overall conversation. This is what your dealing with CiG. Goons are retarded smart. We can out-retard and out-smart anything you throw at us. Have a good day Sandi  Also, Ben is a better actor than you are and hes a steaming pile of poo poo and a pedo.Heres another tip: There are several companies you could have hired that have people with really old goon accounts, just an FYI. You guys chose poorly.
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Jason Sextro posted:does the elephant rotate faster each time? The speed triples every av
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to anyone reading this thread, I am open to being paid money to post on message boards and derail topics its kind of my thing, you'd be getting great value by hiring me
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TheLastRoboKy posted:My local Coles has a little section full of foods imported from the UK and for some reason Dr Pepper is there in small cans right next to the IRN-BRU. I really, really, really want to try IRN-BRU. My Scot genes are demanding it of me.
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Eonwe posted:to anyone reading this thread, I am open to being paid money to post on message boards and derail topics Never thought I'd see the pink elephant sell out! You're, like...Donald Trump!
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Scruffpuff posted:Please keep in mind that STIMSIS's job this weekend is to derail the Ben-Ghazi discussion while CIG musters a defense. I wouldn't call his attempts successful per se, but I must say I'm surprised it made the dent it did. His sudden appearance and laser-like focus on a very strange and specific topic is proof positive that we hit CIG's central nervous system - let's keep up the acupressure. This is why I spent a happy morning replying to as many of their posts as I could with either a quote from Ben or a picture of Kerry lee from his gallery, as did turd burglar I think, it's the best way to shut that poo poo down
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Samizdata posted:I really, really, really want to try IRN-BRU. My Scot genes are demanding it of me. Was going to bring this up during soda chat. I'm guessing it's not available much outside the UK? Truly the nectar of the gods.
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cocaine dad show posted:This is why I spent a happy morning replying to as many of their posts as I could with either a quote from Ben or a picture of Kerry lee from his gallery, as did turd burglar I think, it's the best way to shut that poo poo down I noticed that - it was a thing of beauty, and exactly the right approach.
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Eonwe posted:to anyone reading this thread, I am open to being paid money to post on message boards and derail topics we can all vouch for him
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D_Smart posted:Since people are saying Goons are photoshopping; if you guys are going to post these, you need to also include the original links They have in previous posts. I don't remember the post (because, yeah, big surprise), but I clicked through and saw it myself.
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CrazyLoon posted:Never thought I'd see the pink elephant sell out! You're, like...Donald Trump! id only sell out for money
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Stimsis is so bad at derailing that you're all talking about him. Hope he doesn't kill himself.
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D_Smart posted:Unless you are CIG staff|contractor, there is no way in hell that you would know just how close to the truth that is. So if they sweep it under the rug do you think it will hasten some departures with anyone sitting on the fence? Has the memory hole treatment already started to make waves with the staff in the trenches? I know if I were working for a company getting paid poo poo wages under high stress for lovely people I probably would lose it at them protecting some reprehensible toady that has a website full of pedo "jokes". BadOptics fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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Google Butt posted:The speed triples every av it will soon reach sickening and heartbreaking speed, the worst kind of velocity
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MedicineHut posted:Do you really think they are so stupid as to think or hope to derail something like that Ben crap here? If this was another company, no. This is CIG, so absolutely yes.
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D_Smart posted:Since people are saying Goons are photoshopping; if you guys are going to post these, you need to also include the original links The correct term is "Ryan Archering"
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