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did they finish the game yet
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:09 |
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quote:GOD DAMNED LOWTAX WONT POST MY loving REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loving HOTLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18,789 quote:We idolized Something Awful and that whole burgeoning internet humor culture, pretended we were Lowtax (without the audience!)
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:11 |
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spacetoaster posted:Here's a photo of Ben's bedroom he posted up for us. I wonder what he is hiding under the bedsheets.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:19 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:did they finish the game yet Yes, it's finished.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:22 |
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As an investor in start citizen I demand answers. If I would have known about this creep I wouldn't have invested ten thousand dollars to get the best spaceships on launch. Now that I know about this creep I will now invest twenty thousand dollars.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:23 |
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Enfield posted:why is this stickied Why wouldn't it be...please don't flame me.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:29 |
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Nude posted:I wonder what he is hiding under the bedsheets.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:30 |
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This is golden comedy. Voted 5.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:35 |
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kikkelivelho posted:I've seen some people say this and it's clearly wrong. Chris Roberts and Star Citizen are well known and respected names in the industry. There's a lot of jackals on various websites (one Smart included) who have been salivating for an opportunity like this, so RSI need to act fast. It'll be sad to see Ben leave, but IMO this is necessary to protect the project and the backers. Everything about this post screams shill, i mean it checks all the boxes. Attack on derek smart - Check Defending CR - Check Sad that a fat gently caress no one gives a poo poo about it is leaving - Check
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:36 |
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Reddit is mad about this whole thing: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4f2gc8/bens_lesnicks_blog_the_book_of_loaf/ And Ben has actually updated his "Joke" website because of us. http://hamtwoslices.net/ Took the 1,200 photos of his stalker target down too. lol
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:36 |
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guys i assumed kikkelivelwhatever was making jokes there's no way they're serious is there?
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:38 |
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"lol you thought I obsessively collected thousands of a woman's photos and had one framed in my bedroom because I was CREEPY? lol it was a joke you idiots, lol #puppetmastered"
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:41 |
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Ryoshi posted:there's no way they're serious is there? It's real. Back up for what Ben has deleted: http://web.archive.org/web/20150314145920/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/kerri-lee/
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:41 |
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quote:The Kerri-Lee Hackett photos were a running gag in 1999. I was a senior in high school and met her when she showed up to interview folks about a school shooting scare. I went home and dreamily told all my internet buddies I was in love and they teased me forever. One of them wrote a script for my ATI All-in-Wonder TV card that’d grab her picture during the traffic report and add it to a gallery. I recall it didn’t last too long, as she moved to another station around when I graduated. (I met her again in line for Phantom Menace and actually talked about this, which I’m sure was super creepy for her! If you can find this video, it me be the worst thing you can see me do.) I am going to kill that now—not because I don’t want people to know it existed (Ben liked GIRLS?!), but because she’s certainly a real person who doesn’t need old TV news photos spread around the internet. If you’re out there, Ms, Hackett, I’m sorry I was a weirdo! (I am still a weirdo, but I have a bit more respect for other people now!) I think I had that ATI All-in-Wonder TV card too
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:43 |
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bad thread on bad forum full of C U C K O L D R Y
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:46 |
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quote:The Kerri-Lee Hackett photos were a running gag in 1999. I was a senior in high school and met her when she showed up to interview folks about a school shooting scare. I went home and dreamily told all my internet buddies I was in love and they teased me forever. One of them wrote a script for my ATI All-in-Wonder TV card that’d grab her picture during the traffic report and add it to a gallery. I recall it didn’t last too long, as she moved to another station around when I graduated. (I met her again in line for Phantom Menace and actually talked about this, which I’m sure was super creepy for her! If you can find this video, it me be the worst thing you can see me do.) I am going to kill that now—not because I don’t want people to know it existed (Ben liked GIRLS?!), but because she’s certainly a real person who doesn’t need old TV news photos spread around the internet. If you’re out there, Ms, Hackett, I’m sorry I was a weirdo! (I am still a weirdo, but I have a bit more respect for other people now!) Homer J. Fong posted:I think I had that ATI All-in-Wonder TV card too I have determined that Ben's statement is a lie. http://www.wcnews.com/chatzone/threads/kerri-lee-sighting.21644/
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:47 |
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is the news lady safe
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:48 |
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Niggers
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:50 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:is the news lady safe quote:It's not wrong to encourage murder if it means you can meet a woman, right? #14,347 quote:I like women who I can transfer my conscious into via a painfull and cool looking energy suck thing... #1,291 Maybe? IDK. http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=hitler
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlWQ3s5Xc8
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:54 |
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can`t believe it.... struggling for the words right or wrong right now.... gonna cancel my acct and request a refund probably today. what have you done ben
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:56 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:58 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:58 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Ben: Haha, look at all this stupid stuff I did years ago. Yeah, whatever, have fun with it, TROLLS!
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:01 |
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That can't be real. come on now
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:02 |
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lol. "Ha ha, just an old joke site guys. No big deal." (furiously begins erasing stuff and shredding documents while sweating lard)
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:03 |
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Decebal posted:That can't be real. come on now I make it real as I type it.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:04 |
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man when I was a teenager I was doing sick kickflips on a skate board and kissing girls instead of stalking news anchors and eating 7000 calories a day
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:05 |
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gooooooooons
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:05 |
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Ryoshi posted:man when I was a teenager I was doing sick kickflips on a skate board and kissing girls instead of stalking news anchors and eating 7000 calories a day That's the thing. He wasn't a teen (well he might have been in the very beginning). He was well into his 20's for a lot of that. heck, the dude just turned 36 and he was still making stalker posts in 2008. They're trying to spin the narrative that he was just an upset, sad teen in high school. But that's just not true.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:08 |
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he will die of a heart attack within 3 years unless he starts exercising this is my medical opinion
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:09 |
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I've tried looking for Ben's posts on the forums but I can't find any. Does anyone know what threads he posted on in the archive?
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:09 |
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parthenocarpy posted:can`t believe it.... struggling for the words right or wrong right now.... gonna cancel my acct and request a refund probably today. what have you done ben You should probably wait until at least monday before doing anything too rash. We'll probably hear RSI's side of the story then.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:12 |
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Lies! lol
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:13 |
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kikkelivelho posted:You should probably wait until at least monday before doing anything too rash. We'll probably hear RSI's side of the story then. We just got it from Ben. And took it apart.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:13 |
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hseroK divaD posted:Everything about this post screams shill, i mean it checks all the boxes. What's with Derek Smart? Why do they even care about him. Isn't he the guy that made the terrible Battlecruiser games? Are they afraid of his legacy as a space sim juggernaut?
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:13 |
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my mom taped the news for me while i was away
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:14 |
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Chill Doomhate posted:bad thread on bad forum full of C U C K O L D R Y
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:14 |
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spacetoaster posted:Lies! lol
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:15 |
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if only there was a process commonly used by business to review peoples background or a way to search their aliases across the world wide web
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