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Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

grimcreaper posted:

Its doesnt really matter what shes knows.

I know Kung Fury, and he doesnt play by the rules. If needed i can also hack too much time and bring the Kungfurher in as well. Not to mention Laser Raptors from the Viking Age.

Bunnyman cant stop them.

And Kung Fury is armed. I spent an hour prep'ing for a gag I want to do but I'm afraid that if I claim the title of "White Knight" I'll become a racist or something :ohdear:

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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:08

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:17

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

EightAce does Toast have a reputation around the office at all?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:08

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

An interesting Reddit account surfaced recently. It was relatively inactive until about a month ago when it started posting frequently about Derek Smart. Coincidentally, a month ago, is when Matilda2013 stopped posting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4cn6vp/derek_smarts_salty_word_salad_033016/d1jxgcf

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4eit2m/what_does_derek_hope_to_gain_from_being_sued/d20j4g8

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4eqz0j/dear_lizzy_please_take_me_back/d22rgzt

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:11

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Anybody got the link to that reddit thread about ben's crap? With the OP deleted?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:13

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

that picture of Sandi always reminded me of that Arrested Development episode where GOB had to almost competely airbrush Lucille out of her own ID photo to get people to believe she was 48.

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# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:14

runsamok: Jan 12, 2011

spacetoaster posted:

Anybody got the link to that reddit thread about ben's crap? With the OP deleted?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4f2gc8/bens_lesnicks_blog_the_book_of_loaf/

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:15

EightAce: May 10, 2015; Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

EightAce does Toast have a reputation around the office at all?

Don't know the guy in all honesty. I do know they are looking for the collective but not convinced he's stimsis.
Derek knows far more than me in regards to that.
There are 3 USA based shills who are v obvious cos their American and a couple of UK based ones who have yet to be unmasked .

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:16

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Mirificus posted:

"You can get an understand" huh. Yeah that sounds like dear old Karltilda all right.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:17

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Mirificus posted:

An interesting Reddit account surfaced recently. It was relatively inactive until about a month ago when it started posting frequently about Derek Smart. Coincidentally, a month ago, is when Matilda2013 stopped posting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4cn6vp/derek_smarts_salty_word_salad_033016/d1jxgcf

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4eit2m/what_does_derek_hope_to_gain_from_being_sued/d20j4g8

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4eqz0j/dear_lizzy_please_take_me_back/d22rgzt

Sandi's not very clever with usernames, is she?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:19

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

EightAce posted:

Don't know the guy in all honesty. I do know they are looking for the collective but not convinced he's stimsis.
Derek knows far more than me in regards to that.
There are 3 USA based shills who are v obvious cos their American and a couple of UK based ones who have yet to be unmasked .

Do any of them have a regdate before 2015?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:21

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Jobbo_Fett posted:

And Kung Fury is armed. I spent an hour prep'ing for a gag I want to do but I'm afraid that if I claim the title of "White Knight" I'll become a racist or something

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Just post! You've got this previous post as backup for the gag post now. Your in good hands.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:22

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Sandi's not very clever with usernames, is she?

No "balls" but lots of obscene sexual innuendo and repeated use of "stupid" and "retard" which fits the profile.

I can't believe I'm posting this but there you have it.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:22

Go-Gurt For Dinner: Jul 8, 2013

EightAce posted:

Don't know the guy in all honesty. I do know they are looking for the collective but not convinced he's stimsis.
Derek knows far more than me in regards to that.
There are 3 USA based shills who are v obvious cos their American and a couple of UK based ones who have yet to be unmasked .

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:23

Danknificent: Nov 20, 2015; Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

EightAce posted:

Don't know the guy in all honesty. I do know they are looking for the collective but not convinced he's stimsis.
Derek knows far more than me in regards to that.
There are 3 USA based shills who are v obvious cos their American and a couple of UK based ones who have yet to be unmasked .

OKAY GUYS I'M NOT MESSING AROUND HERE

When and/or if any unmasking does occur there had better be a shitload of Scooby Doo jokes because if there aren't I quit

I QUIT

what do i pay you people for

edit: like Ben: "And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling blog that I created and maintained for over ten years chronicling my worst moments,"

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:24

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Danknificent posted:

OKAY GUYS I'M NOT MESSING AROUND HERE

When and/or if any unmasking does occur there had better be a shitload of Scooby Doo jokes because if there aren't I quit

I QUIT

what do i pay you people for

Likely post, shill.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:25

Morningwoodpecker: Jan 17, 2016; I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

Danknificent posted:

OKAY GUYS I'M NOT MESSING AROUND HERE

When and/or if any unmasking does occur there had better be a shitload of Scooby Doo jokes because if there aren't I quit

I QUIT

what do i pay you people for

Jinkies.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:25

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

This has been quite a weekend :dogbutton:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:26

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

EightAce posted:

Don't know the guy in all honesty. I do know they are looking for the collective but not convinced he's stimsis.
Derek knows far more than me in regards to that.
There are 3 USA based shills who are v obvious cos their American and a couple of UK based ones who have yet to be unmasked .

Who are the shills?

Also do you know what username sandi has?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:28

TacticalNecromancy: May 25, 2015

Samizdata posted:

I really, really, really want to try IRN-BRU. My Scot genes are demanding it of me.

It's... different. Not bad, but different. Any you find abroad may be a little different as they can't scrape the correct rust off of the cranes in Glasgow to flavour and colour it with.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:29

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:29

his nibs: Feb 27, 2016; Welcome to the
Dream Factory; Grimey Drawer

EightAce posted:

Don't know the guy in all honesty. I do know they are looking for the collective but not convinced he's stimsis.
Derek knows far more than me in regards to that.
There are 3 USA based shills who are v obvious cos their American and a couple of UK based ones who have yet to be unmasked .

not pgabz

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:29

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Sandi is far too busy getting stoned, not learning her lines and screaming at some poor underling for her own fuckups to post on forums

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:30

EightAce: May 10, 2015; Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.

Turd Burglar posted:

Who are the shills?

Also do you know what username sandi has?

No comment.

Yes

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:30

Codekeeper: Feb 10, 2013; Innocence proves nothing.

http://hamtwoslices.net/ Has been edited and the kerri-lee's pictures are removed.

Edit: fortunately : http://web.archive.org/web/20150314145920/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/kerri-lee/

Codekeeper fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Apr 17, 2016

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:32

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

fuctifino posted:

Nice text-encoding, guy.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:33

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

The Kins posted:

Nice text-encoding, guy.

The HTML has the same issue.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:36

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

EightAce posted:

Yes

"NoPubesAllowed" ?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:36

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

EightAce posted:

Eastern European hit team are now LIVE.
Name's have been given out , this ends in two weeks .....
If a Russian sounding gentleman comes knocking with a pudding bowl haircut, leather jacket, addidas tracksuit and a large gold orthodox cross .....Just hide

He may also be sporting some bunny ears

You were warned

Picture a 24 hour period where a dozen of CIG's most vocal goon critics all suffer point blank temple injuries. Derek Smart gets the deluxe treatment-- a real work over job that took hours and clearly was savoured by the lunatic assigned to his address.

There can be no doubt would happened-- none at all-- a "night of the long knives" event, a message to all future critics of the risks inherent in criticizing the Best drat Space Sim Ever.

The very next day, Kotaku's headline reads: "Modder builds a Sexbot Harem in Fallout 4"

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:36

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Codekeeper posted:

http://hamtwoslices.net/ Has been edited and the kerri-lee's pictures are removed.

Edit: fortunately : http://web.archive.org/web/20150314145920/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/kerri-lee/

Lmao

Ben you stupid gently caress you should have nuked that site a long time ago

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:38

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

Codekeeper posted:

http://hamtwoslices.net/ Has been edited and the kerri-lee's pictures are removed.

Edit: fortunately : http://web.archive.org/web/20150314145920/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/kerri-lee/

Oh thank God, I was worried we'd lost everything.

Did Stimsis quit tantruming.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:38

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

EightAce posted:

No comment.

Yes

Has she ever posted on the forums?

In this thread?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:39

Rudager: Apr 29, 2008

Codekeeper posted:

http://hamtwoslices.net/ Has been edited and the kerri-lee's pictures are removed.

Edit: fortunately : http://web.archive.org/web/20150314145920/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/kerri-lee/

Haha, he removed the Kerri Lee photo's, but left the link on the main page. Good stuff.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:39

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Codekeeper posted:

http://hamtwoslices.net/ Has been edited and the kerri-lee's pictures are removed.

Edit: fortunately : http://web.archive.org/web/20150314145920/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/kerri-lee/

lol, we did it! Ha ha, feels good.

We made CIG jump through hoops. Good doggie.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:39

EightAce: May 10, 2015; Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.

G0RF posted:

Picture a 24 hour period where a dozen of CIG's most vocal goon critics all suffer point blank temple injuries. Derek Smart gets the deluxe treatment-- a real work over job that took hours and clearly was savoured by the lunatic assigned to his address.

There can be no doubt would happened-- none at all-- a "night of the long knives" event, a message to all future critics of the risks inherent in criticizing the Best drat Space Sim Ever.

The very next day, Kotaku's headline reads: "Modder builds a Sexbot Harem in Fallout 4"

Laugh it up Gorf. Last thing you'll see is a badly stitched, mispelt star citizen logo ...and a tennis ball at the end of a crossbow . Your name's joint second after the professor himself ...

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:41

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Ben: Haha, look at all this stupid stuff I did years ago. Yeah, whatever, have fun with it, TROLLS!

:smuggo:

Trolls: Holy poo poo, look at all these loving photos of some lady he has? Is he loving stalker her? What's with the framed photo on his desk?

Ben: Haha! Nice one, trolls, but that stupid thing is too stupid for human eyes and I'm just going to *snip*

Ben: Now that that embarrassment is outta the way, have fun with it, TROLLS!

Ben: OH AND CHECK OUT THAT WICKED SPIDER PAGE ITS AWESOME OKAY BYE UNTIL I HAVE TO RE-REVISE THIS SITE AGAIN!

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:41

his nibs: Feb 27, 2016; Welcome to the
Dream Factory; Grimey Drawer

G0RF posted:

Picture a 24 hour period where a dozen of CIG's most vocal goon critics all suffer point blank temple injuries. Derek Smart gets the deluxe treatment-- a real work over job that took hours and clearly was savoured by the lunatic assigned to his address.

There can be no doubt would happened-- none at all-- a "night of the long knives" event, a message to all future critics of the risks inherent in criticizing the Best drat Space Sim Ever.

The very next day, Kotaku's headline reads: "Modder builds a Sexbot Harem in Fallout 4"

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:41

Adventure Pigeon: Nov 8, 2005; I am a master storyteller.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

So, any of you actually believe that's what's been going on? It would be awesome. A bit too good to be easily believable imo, but I'm not gonna argue against it. Goddamn

Yeah, tbh, I have a hard time believing it too. Would be hilarious if it was true, but the idea of a company having people try to manipulate opinion in the Star Citizen thread just sounds wild. I can believe they're checking on it, given the POTATO and everything else, though.

The revelations about Ben are funny, though I can't say I'm too surprised.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:43

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Ben: Haha, look at all this stupid stuff I did years ago. Yeah, whatever, have fun with it, TROLLS!

Trolls: Holy poo poo, look at all these loving photos of some lady he has? Is he loving stalker her? What's with the framed photo on his desk?

Ben: Haha! Nice one, trolls, but that stupid thing is too stupid for human eyes and I'm just going to *snip*

Ben: Now that that embarrassment is outta the way, have fun with it, TROLLS!

Ben: OH AND CHECK OUT THAT WICKED SPIDER PAGE ITS AWESOME OKAY BYE UNTIL I HAVE TO RE-REVISE THIS SITE AGAIN!

Ha ha. Post this in the gbs thread pls.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:44

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

guys the hundreds of pictures of the news anchor were just a running joke

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:44

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:17

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

spacetoaster posted:

Ha ha. Post this in the gbs thread pls.

GBS makes me feel grief

# ? Apr 17, 2016 21:44

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