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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





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Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

This is a really good post wow.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Tarkus never made it to Anor Londo!

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
His armor is in the big painting room though. You have to fight a bunch of those guys in the picture to get it, even.



Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Nuebot posted:

Tarkus never made it to Anor Londo!

He makes it to Anor Londo but dies in the room full of paint ninja. That's why you find his armor there. Altneratively, he kicks the asses of all the ninja and then strips before heading into the painting, probably because it was his final destination.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

I like this interpretation for why you find his armor there:

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


why didn't he just get resurrected at the bonfire

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

frajaq posted:

why didn't he just get resurrected at the bonfire

There's probably some lore reason for NPCs not respawning. Some do, there's one guy who invades you like three times and you murder him each time and then you find his corpse.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Basically the running theory is when you run out o steam, you hollow

Tarkus just couldnt handle the rafters

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
He just couldn't resist taunting, every time. He probably gave up when he tried jumping onto the chandelier.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
Also time in Dark Souls games is subjective and wobbly, so it's perfectly sensible to co-operate with a cool guy and then find his desiccated corpse an hour later.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

The MSJ posted:

Toriel looks more like a horned luck dragon to me.

Actually, she's a Boss Monster.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


frajaq posted:

why didn't he just get resurrected at the bonfire

You only get that benefit if you're a hollowed (AKA, zombie). The protagonist is a zombie, we don't know if Tarkus is. No, you don't automatically become a zombie if you die while human, you first need to bear a curse called the dark sign to become a hollow.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





In DS lore you can be undead but not a mindless hollow if you still have humanity left but you lose some every time you die. Tarkus probably lost all his somewhere in AL. The PC is considered to have some humanity so long as the player keeps at it and doesn't, like, uninstall the game out of frustration. IIRC only Sieglinde wasn't undead in ds1 so it's insane how far she gets.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


The crazy thing is that this picture is almost completely accurate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyTB5vhKGSI

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Fister Roboto posted:

The crazy thing is that this picture is almost completely accurate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyTB5vhKGSI

You can also pick up through Fangamer: http://www.fangamer.com/products/laudate-solis

They've got one of Undead Asylum and Painted World.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Evil Badman posted:

You can also pick up through Fangamer: http://www.fangamer.com/products/laudate-solis

They've got one of Undead Asylum and Painted World.

The size options are shard, chunk and slab :allears:

e: The attention to detail in this is amazing... they included the broken window you drop out of to get the Dragonslayer Greatbow.

Olive! has a new favorite as of 08:30 on Apr 18, 2016

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Spoilers for DS3 or something for this image:

http://i.imgur.com/occxp9B.jpg







Also there's a Dark Souls board game or something coming up?

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


Ramos posted:

Spoilers for DS3 or something for this image:


i have to wonder if gwyn's kids treated nito and seath like their weird skeleton and dragon uncles

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

ShadowMar posted:

i have to wonder if gwyn's kids treated nito and seath like their weird skeleton and dragon uncles

Seath was definitely the weird uncle considering priscilla.

Nito was totally the cool one.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


The MSJ
May 17, 2010





Also by the same artist, except he did this because of a bet, believe it or not.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The MSJ posted:

Also by the same artist, except he did this because of a bet, believe it or not.

I don't believe it.

Old Man Mozz
Apr 24, 2005

I posted.

Cicadas! posted:

Goat pupils are way cool and I approve of this interpretation.

e: I looked for Cuttlefish fanart to post because they have cool W shaped pupils but I don't think there are enough cuttlefish in popular media to actually have fanart :(

does gay cuttlefish shapeshifter fiction count? http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttle-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

No plant life of any kind better draw gigantic trees to illustrate this

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Sinners Sandwich posted:

No plant life of any kind better draw gigantic trees to illustrate this

The point is he lied about the outside so that nobody else is encouraged to leave the vault.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
"So does somebody go out and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?"

Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010



Now that's how you do a title for a hokey amazon kindle porn. The "Customers Also Viewed" section is also amazing. Seduced by WERE-BEES!


Please don't post jollyjack here, or anywhere else.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Cicadas! posted:

Please don't post jollyjack here, or anywhere else.

Hey look, a Ciciadas! post I agree with.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

No great hallow or ash lake at the bottom, I'm disappointed.

Inferior
Oct 19, 2012





Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



Steven Universe by way of Amano, nice.

Swedish Horror
Jan 16, 2013

Jawnycat
Jul 9, 2015

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord

Thank you for this!

Vorpal Cat posted:

No great hallow or ash lake at the bottom, I'm disappointed.

Great Hollow is at the far right side of blighttown, you can see the mushroom platforms on the tree root- it's a bit abstracted. Ash Lake is visible through a small gap to the left of Tomb of the Giants.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
In summer 2015 there was some talks that Lionsgate was making a live action movie adaptation of a certain franchise.



I'll take Anthony Hopkins any day honestly.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
Which reminds me, I've lived under a rock and am just now watching Arrested Development. The last decade of memes make sense now!







BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

This isn't smug

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Swedish Horror
Jan 16, 2013

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

This isn't smug

Slightly annoyed Slug.

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