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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
OK this is getting spooky now, why is history repeating itself but skipping tragedy and going directly to farce?

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Julie Bishop on the project was hinting that it was a possibility depending on how rekt they get after Budget Day.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Trapezium Dave posted:

I've got to admit, I've got no clue who is going to win an election held in the next few months. My gut feeling is it's going to come down to whichever side does the least unbelievably political boneheaded moves in the campaign, so it's anyone's game.

It's Turnbull's to lose, honestly. He's got it if he plays conservatively, gives a 'no surprises' budget with just enough carrot and not enough stick, and doesn't have anything godawful happen to him, but if any of that happens he's in trouble.

It's similarly vaguely possible for Labor to win with some really good ads and policy platforms, but they're far less likely to pull good surprises than Turnbull's party is to pull bad ones.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I think backing off from the DD trigger would hurt him massively.

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011

Anidav posted:

The senate just voted it down. Erection confirmed

It's lit.



Also: Death is Shorten.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
But lol if they think they can win it with an IR mandate.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
So some young Liberal MP was on Hack (on Triple J) this afternoon. Tom asked him what to look forward to at the budget and he said something like

"Government has to live within it's means and we have to cut tax for business to stimulate jobs"

It's going to be a corker.

Scarecow
May 20, 2008

3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.
Lipstick Apathy
Bills gonna win!

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico

starkebn posted:

So some young Liberal MP was on Hack (on Triple J) this afternoon. Tom asked him what to look forward to at the budget and he said something like

"Government has to live within it's means and we have to cut tax for business to stimulate jobs"

It's going to be a corker.

The infamous Wyatt Roy, that was.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Watch the Unions destroy Turnbull piece by piece on TV.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Anidav posted:

I think backing off from the DD trigger would hurt him massively.

Honestly he has nothing to gain from backing off a DD trigger - he's obligated to hold one by I think... September? so he backs down, he looks like a coward, and he gets slammed at the ballot box.

But if he plays his cards right, he stabilises the government that's bleeding all over the place and has a chance to gain another term and possibly molify the right (Spoiler alert: he won't molify poo poo and they'll continue to crucify him for not being Tony Abbott)

I reckon the next month is going to be incredibly interesting, and news ltd is going to unleash with both cannons as of tommorow I reckon

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011

tithin posted:

and news ltd is going to unleash with both cannons as of tommorow I reckon
For or Against Turnbull? Honest question, I don't know if they're still spruiking for them wholesale.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



For the coalition I reckon. Mt will be minimised imo.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

The bizarre thing is, if people understand what the ABCC actually is, it would kill the LNP as an election issue. So expect it to be totally buried under complete bullshit.

ABC24's Sabra Lane totally misrepresented the Senate reform bills just then. So expect also the media to be "surprised" that there are more, not less independent Senators after July 2.

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009
"We need Turnbull"

Front page of every major newspaper the day of the election.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Just lie about policy non-stop til the election and do whatever the gently caress you want when you win, that's how a representative democracy is meant to function

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Malcolmsgonnawin

Scarecow
May 20, 2008

3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.
Lipstick Apathy

Negligent posted:

Malcolmsgonnawin

Willing to tox yourself over that?

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Bill shorten will never be prime minister of Australia

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
I reckon Turnbull will call a DD, he said as recently as yesterday that he would. I guess we can pretty much expect a softball budget with some random sweeteners in it in May.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
half term turnbull

time's up turnbull

turf out turnbull

hey negligent I know you want this to be like a british election but we have mandatory voting and preferences, it's barely comparable.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
the UK election is exactly like this: labor leader is terrible and won't become pm

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hoping for a Labor gov with the Greens winning more seats than ever before

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

thatbastardken posted:

half term turnbull

time's up turnbull

turf out turnbull

hey negligent I know you want this to be like a british election but we have mandatory voting and preferences, it's barely comparable.

Half Termbull

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Negligent posted:

the UK election is exactly like this: labor leader is terrible and won't become pm

Yeah but that was Ed Milliband and this is ...oh..

Mithranderp posted:

Half Termbull

Noice

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Coalition dream team of Barnaby and Malcolm gonna win comfortably

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011
NXT takes 28 seats and uses their position in the Democrats-NXT coalition to get South Australia to host the 2022 NRL Grand Final.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



I suppose by one definition of the word dream, yes.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Barnaby is not afraid to make the tough calls when it comes to puppies of Hollywood actors

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

If Shorten builds a cement block with Labor values on it we're all screwed

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

MysticalMachineGun posted:

If Shorten builds a cement block with Labor values on it we're all screwed

inscribed on a slab of granite 50ft high:

quote:

We Believe

(checks notes)

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

thatbastardken posted:

half term turnbull

time's up turnbull

turf out turnbull

hey negligent I know you want this to be like a british election but we have mandatory voting and preferences, it's barely comparable.

Turnbulls turning tide.

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Tarantula posted:

Turnbulls turning tide.

The tables were turnbulled

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



thatbastardken posted:

inscribed on a slab of granite 50ft high:

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Snod. posted:

The tables were turnbulled

Titillating times to take on Turnbull.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I'm feeling pretty good about this election.

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

This election is giving me a Bill Shorten.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Snod. posted:

This election is giving me a Bill Shorten.

Personally I'm having a DD.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
His fantastic plan was to install the thing in the garden at number 10 :lol:

Shorten should know better than to be measuring the drapes at the lodge

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Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Personally I'm having a DD.

It's going to wipe out my crossbench if you know what I mean.

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