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Front line surgeons in an army hospital during the Korean war abuse their rank, sexually subjugate and humiliate the female nursing staff, and ridicule a homosexual by playing along with him wanting to commit suicide over being gay. Wait that might actually be the plot, nvm
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gradenko_2000 posted:An American exile gets on a plane, sleeps through most of the flight, gets his travel papers approved before landing, and heads off to see his kids again. inception Dagj posted:A high-school student gets his first car and a girlfriend after learning about a family heirloom transformers
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Scarlett Johannson really, really wants a scantily-clad athletic boy to get inside of her like holy poo poo is she down for this.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Scarlett Johannson really, really wants a scantily-clad athletic boy to get inside of her like holy poo poo is she down for this. avengers 2
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Scarlett Johannson really, really wants a scantily-clad athletic boy to get inside of her like holy poo poo is she down for this. Hail Ceasar?
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Ryoshi posted:avengers 2 Was going to say The Jungle Book but that works too
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Junior Jr. posted:Hail Ceasar? literally no athleticism
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Was going to say The Jungle Book but that works too lmao
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Ryoshi posted:Friends-turned-rivals reunite at the Olympics, finally forgiving each other after the younger friend embraces his inner child. The "at the Olympics" part is a stretch. Ryoshi posted:An elderly man returns to his former workplace and is taught an exciting new use for newspapers by a younger colleague. Ryoshi posted:The kangaroo doesn't actually loving talk.
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Adix posted:literally no athleticism Hey in that one, she was totally up for Jonah Hill despite how chubby he is, she's just proving she ain't body shaming cause she digs fat guys.
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Dagj posted:A high-school student gets his first car and a girlfriend after learning about a family heirloom
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Adix posted:transformers paperchaseguy posted:risky business Edit Also just to reiterate, none of these are solved yet so I'm adding an additional detail/reposting them because on retrospect two of them are really vague. An architect has trouble building his dream home, after changing careers A man takes a series of work related flights while his daughter learns about water reclamation. He enjoys a refreshing drink Two brothers take a road-trip to Mexico and learns about local religion/culture A man disagrees with his boss over his love life, then they get a government contract and drive a truck. A dog attacks a street vendor Dagj fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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Good wife is married the son of the man who butchered her father and mother, and blinded her brother, but found Buddha and forgave him. Is beheaded when finding her blind brother's flute
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Still unsolved:Centripetal Horse posted:With the help of a girl who secretly has a crush on him, a loser transforms into the world's best volleyball player. Centripetal Horse posted:Hint: it's beach volleyball. A young man is promised he will never see the sun, again, after damaging his grandfather's car. A man's parentage is called into question when we notice he shares traits with a brilliant, but crazy, academic. A man's twin brother seamlessly replaces the man in his group of friends. An agreement to behave in a depraved manner becomes a point of contention in a co-dependent, alcoholic relationship.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Still unsolved: The Prestige?
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Bill Dungsroman posted:Front line surgeons in an army hospital during the Korean war abuse their rank, sexually subjugate and humiliate the female nursing staff, and ridicule a homosexual by playing along with him wanting to commit suicide over being gay. Already done.
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Dagj posted:The Prestige? No. "Prestige" is a word it would be very difficult to apply to this movie.
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Dagj posted:
The culture just happened to be Cheech Marin yelling about pussy.
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Ryoshi posted:Friends-turned-rivals reunite at the Olympics, finally forgiving each other after the younger friend embraces his inner child. The "at the Olympics" part is a stretch. I haven't checked all the pages but I'm assuming this hasn't been answered yet. Akira? Also in case this isn't a joke the one about the kangaroo is Kangaroo Jack?
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Both correct. gently caress Kangaroo Jack.
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A dark-skinned adopted child is deemed unfit to live in a community because a famous former member of the community, who is a prejudiced murderer, is moving back. Despite his efforts to prove that he fits in the child eventually realizes he must go "back to his own" and does so.
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Unsolved:Big Swifty posted:
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The guy I met that one time painted his wall with his cat
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A multiracial group of friends go camping and cross-country running. Meanwhile, their friends go volcano spelunking in an illegal area. A tale of love and the comedy of interracial relationships.
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A man goes way the gently caress overboard doing his job, breaking into a house and still fails to achieve his desired outcome. He learns from the example of others that loving about and breaking the rules is the best and most effective way to go through life.
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Hardworking news anchor gets ruthlessly tormented by his jealous workmates. They prank his teleprompter during his first night anchoring and he embarrasses himself so badly that he quits his job and moves out of town. He eventually finds his true passion: Politics.
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Big Swifty posted:Correct Batman returns. crowoutofcontext posted:A dark-skinned adopted child is deemed unfit to live in a community because a famous former member of the community, who is a prejudiced murderer, is moving back. Despite his efforts to prove that he fits in the child eventually realizes he must go "back to his own" and does so. The Jungle Book.
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a squad is tasked with infiltrating deep into enemy territory to destroy a weapon of mass destruction. but they don't bring any guns.
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Keromaru5 posted:A little girl goes hunting for a mother's marbles. It's not her mother. Not exactly.
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Keromaru5 posted:Two soldiers are hailed as heroes to cover up an embarrassing failure by their military.
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kizudarake posted:The Jungle Book. Scarlett Johannson unhinges her jaw to take in the biggest hunk of man-meat she's ever laid eyes on. Okay, yeah, I'm done.
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kizudarake posted:Batman returns. Ya
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paperchaseguy posted:stripes Huzzah!
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kizudarake posted:Batman returns. yeah A thirteen year old dude who boasts about his exploits sucking face and cruising chicks is trapped in the middle of the New Hampshire woods in which an old man persuades to battle a creature of the lake referred to as Walter. The boat is destroyed plunging the youngster into the lake and filling the old man with fear.
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crowoutofcontext posted:A thirteen year old dude who boasts about his exploits sucking face and cruising chicks is trapped in the middle of the New Hampshire woods in which an old man persuades to battle a creature of the lake referred to as Walter. The boat is destroyed plunging the youngster into the lake and filling the old man with fear. On Golden Pond
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Several characters feel abandoned by god so they mock a paralyzed character until he loses his mind and tries to kill himself
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VectorSigma posted:On Golden Pond yess An FBI agent disappears in a trailer park. A year later a stressed out lawyer spends a bucolic evening together with his daughter and her friend.
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I've only finished reading up to page 6 of the thread, but I doubt these movies were brought up. They don't make sense even if you know the proper plots. Bonus points if you recognize the second movie as something you saw in your childhood in Europe. --- An animal herder rests in Florida while his employees are left behind to work hard and tend to his livestock. He summons children to display their best livestock. Eventually he leaves the children and animals behind to spend time messing around on an old truck with a tall, quiet albino. --- A boy and girl use a field trip as a chance to flee from abusive and negligent adults. They're found by an aging eccentric who gives them a ride to his home in the middle of nowhere. The children decide they would rather risk death in the woods than stay at the odd man's cabin. During their trek they're abducted by a psychopathic cannibal. The cannibal also abducts a buxom, young woman. The boy kills the cannibal by bludgeoning him to death. The eccentric man finds the trio: he knew where the cannibal lived and figured the cannibal had the kids. Rather than notify the authorities, the odd man personally returns the children to their homes and their old lives. There's a b-plot where children play with loaded guns, and a group of prisoners steel a jeep after breaking out of a village prison. --- This movie is a series of vignettes. A wealthy, costumed man plays an organ while watching racist performances. He interacts with his sketchy cohorts and child slaves. He uses his vast surveillance network to spy on a poor female who only has a roof over her head and the clothes on her back. On a whim he serves a spiked drink to a wealthy couple. Finally, his failed attempt to break into one house culminates in a city-wide response but he manages to escape. The man tasked with stopping this perverted voyeur is reduced to enlisting the help of a group of children. Their efforts fail in painful, humiliating ways. --- A race of aliens gasses its children and uses mind control to manage them. The chief of all the alien tribes kidnaps a group of humans to learn better child-rearing ways from them. He also abandons a highly advanced war machine to the Earthlings. The misadventure divides the tribal leadership. Assassination attempts are made, aliens get imprisoned, factory equipment is sabotaged, a nuclear defense system is tampered with. The unrest ends with the humans and the alien children banding together. They relentlessly attack those aliens who wanted to keep the children controlled. The Chief fills a new leadership void with a well-meaning but incompetent puppet. The humans return to Earth.
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A man in purgatory with a bad back eventually finds peace
Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Keith Atherton posted:A cactus goes on a cross country road trip it's a mad mad mad mad world
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