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Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Front line surgeons in an army hospital during the Korean war abuse their rank, sexually subjugate and humiliate the female nursing staff, and ridicule a homosexual by playing along with him wanting to commit suicide over being gay.


Wait that might actually be the plot, nvm

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mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

gradenko_2000 posted:

An American exile gets on a plane, sleeps through most of the flight, gets his travel papers approved before landing, and heads off to see his kids again.

inception

Dagj posted:

A high-school student gets his first car and a girlfriend after learning about a family heirloom

transformers

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
Scarlett Johannson really, really wants a scantily-clad athletic boy to get inside of her like holy poo poo is she down for this.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

Scarlett Johannson really, really wants a scantily-clad athletic boy to get inside of her like holy poo poo is she down for this.

avengers 2

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

Scarlett Johannson really, really wants a scantily-clad athletic boy to get inside of her like holy poo poo is she down for this.

Hail Ceasar?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Ryoshi posted:

avengers 2

Was going to say The Jungle Book but that works too :)

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Junior Jr. posted:

Hail Ceasar?

literally no athleticism

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

Was going to say The Jungle Book but that works too :)

lmao

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Ryoshi posted:

Friends-turned-rivals reunite at the Olympics, finally forgiving each other after the younger friend embraces his inner child. The "at the Olympics" part is a stretch.

Ryoshi posted:

An elderly man returns to his former workplace and is taught an exciting new use for newspapers by a younger colleague.

Ryoshi posted:

The kangaroo doesn't actually loving talk.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Adix posted:

literally no athleticism

Hey in that one, she was totally up for Jonah Hill despite how chubby he is, she's just proving she ain't body shaming cause she digs fat guys.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Dagj posted:

A high-school student gets his first car and a girlfriend after learning about a family heirloom
risky business

Dagj
Dec 5, 2005

Not Certified

Adix posted:

transformers
Technically accurate but no

paperchaseguy posted:

risky business
Yes

Edit
Also just to reiterate, none of these are solved yet so I'm adding an additional detail/reposting them because on retrospect two of them are really vague.

An architect has trouble building his dream home, after changing careers

A man takes a series of work related flights while his daughter learns about water reclamation. He enjoys a refreshing drink

Two brothers take a road-trip to Mexico and learns about local religion/culture

A man disagrees with his boss over his love life, then they get a government contract and drive a truck. A dog attacks a street vendor

Dagj fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 17, 2016

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Good wife is married the son of the man who butchered her father and mother, and blinded her brother, but found Buddha and forgave him. Is beheaded when finding her blind brother's flute

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
Still unsolved:

Centripetal Horse posted:

With the help of a girl who secretly has a crush on him, a loser transforms into the world's best volleyball player.

Centripetal Horse posted:

Hint: it's beach volleyball.

A young man is promised he will never see the sun, again, after damaging his grandfather's car.

A man's parentage is called into question when we notice he shares traits with a brilliant, but crazy, academic.

A man's twin brother seamlessly replaces the man in his group of friends.

An agreement to behave in a depraved manner becomes a point of contention in a co-dependent, alcoholic relationship.

Dagj
Dec 5, 2005

Not Certified

Centripetal Horse posted:

Still unsolved:

A man's twin brother seamlessly replaces the man in his group of friends.


The Prestige?

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

Front line surgeons in an army hospital during the Korean war abuse their rank, sexually subjugate and humiliate the female nursing staff, and ridicule a homosexual by playing along with him wanting to commit suicide over being gay.


Wait that might actually be the plot, nvm

Already done.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Dagj posted:

The Prestige?

No. "Prestige" is a word it would be very difficult to apply to this movie.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Dagj posted:


Two brothers take a road-trip to Mexico and learns about local religion/culture

The culture just happened to be Cheech Marin yelling about pussy.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Ryoshi posted:

Friends-turned-rivals reunite at the Olympics, finally forgiving each other after the younger friend embraces his inner child. The "at the Olympics" part is a stretch.

I haven't checked all the pages but I'm assuming this hasn't been answered yet. Akira?

Also in case this isn't a joke the one about the kangaroo is Kangaroo Jack?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Both correct. gently caress Kangaroo Jack.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

A dark-skinned adopted child is deemed unfit to live in a community because a famous former member of the community, who is a prejudiced murderer, is moving back. Despite his efforts to prove that he fits in the child eventually realizes he must go "back to his own" and does so.

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Unsolved:

Big Swifty posted:


-the only sons of two wealthy families butt heads during the holiday season. they find that they are not so different from each other, both having developed fursonas to cope with abandonment issues. Christmas is saved.

-a conspiracy theorist shocks everyone when he reveals that he has been lying about his ability to operate a motor vehicle. A female amputee is particularly inconvenienced.

- a man repeatedly fails to avert his problems by staying in seedy motels after a snap decision to leave his wife without notice.

-A cokehead goes on a jog. His clothes end up being ill-fitting. (additional hint: a big suit in concert with a lack of discernible plot leads to a song about a body of water)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The guy I met that one time painted his wall with his cat

Sialia
Feb 12, 2016

A multiracial group of friends go camping and cross-country running. Meanwhile, their friends go volcano spelunking in an illegal area. A tale of love and the comedy of interracial relationships.

Sialia
Feb 12, 2016

A man goes way the gently caress overboard doing his job, breaking into a house and still fails to achieve his desired outcome. He learns from the example of others that loving about and breaking the rules is the best and most effective way to go through life.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Hardworking news anchor gets ruthlessly tormented by his jealous workmates. They prank his teleprompter during his first night anchoring and he embarrasses himself so badly that he quits his job and moves out of town. He eventually finds his true passion: Politics.

gradenko_2000 fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Apr 18, 2016

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Big Swifty posted:

Correct

-the only sons of two wealthy families butt heads during the holiday season. they find that they are not so different from each other, both having developed fursonas to cope with abandonment issues. Christmas is saved.


Batman returns.

crowoutofcontext posted:

A dark-skinned adopted child is deemed unfit to live in a community because a famous former member of the community, who is a prejudiced murderer, is moving back. Despite his efforts to prove that he fits in the child eventually realizes he must go "back to his own" and does so.

The Jungle Book.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

a squad is tasked with infiltrating deep into enemy territory to destroy a weapon of mass destruction. but they don't bring any guns.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Keromaru5 posted:

A little girl goes hunting for a mother's marbles. It's not her mother. Not exactly.

Two soldiers are hailed as heroes to cover up an embarrassing failure by their military. They're Russian.

A boy realizes what he must do for others when he beholds an otherworldly figure hanging on a cross. It's not Jesus.

Clue: Once again, two of these are animated.

And

A man is severely reprimanded for criticizing his boss's religion. The religion was invented for the movie.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Keromaru5 posted:

Two soldiers are hailed as heroes to cover up an embarrassing failure by their military.
stripes

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

kizudarake posted:

The Jungle Book.

Scarlett Johannson unhinges her jaw to take in the biggest hunk of man-meat she's ever laid eyes on.

Okay, yeah, I'm done.

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

kizudarake posted:

Batman returns.



Ya

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Huzzah!

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

kizudarake posted:

Batman returns.


The Jungle Book.

yeah


A thirteen year old dude who boasts about his exploits sucking face and cruising chicks is trapped in the middle of the New Hampshire woods in which an old man persuades to battle a creature of the lake referred to as Walter. The boat is destroyed plunging the youngster into the lake and filling the old man with fear.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



crowoutofcontext posted:

A thirteen year old dude who boasts about his exploits sucking face and cruising chicks is trapped in the middle of the New Hampshire woods in which an old man persuades to battle a creature of the lake referred to as Walter. The boat is destroyed plunging the youngster into the lake and filling the old man with fear.

On Golden Pond

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



Several characters feel abandoned by god so they mock a paralyzed character until he loses his mind and tries to kill himself

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

VectorSigma posted:

On Golden Pond

yess

An FBI agent disappears in a trailer park. A year later a stressed out lawyer spends a bucolic evening together with his daughter and her friend.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I've only finished reading up to page 6 of the thread, but I doubt these movies were brought up. They don't make sense even if you know the proper plots. Bonus points if you recognize the second movie as something you saw in your childhood in Europe.

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An animal herder rests in Florida while his employees are left behind to work hard and tend to his livestock. He summons children to display their best livestock. Eventually he leaves the children and animals behind to spend time messing around on an old truck with a tall, quiet albino.

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A boy and girl use a field trip as a chance to flee from abusive and negligent adults. They're found by an aging eccentric who gives them a ride to his home in the middle of nowhere. The children decide they would rather risk death in the woods than stay at the odd man's cabin. During their trek they're abducted by a psychopathic cannibal. The cannibal also abducts a buxom, young woman. The boy kills the cannibal by bludgeoning him to death. The eccentric man finds the trio: he knew where the cannibal lived and figured the cannibal had the kids. Rather than notify the authorities, the odd man personally returns the children to their homes and their old lives.

There's a b-plot where children play with loaded guns, and a group of prisoners steel a jeep after breaking out of a village prison.

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This movie is a series of vignettes. A wealthy, costumed man plays an organ while watching racist performances. He interacts with his sketchy cohorts and child slaves. He uses his vast surveillance network to spy on a poor female who only has a roof over her head and the clothes on her back. On a whim he serves a spiked drink to a wealthy couple. Finally, his failed attempt to break into one house culminates in a city-wide response but he manages to escape. The man tasked with stopping this perverted voyeur is reduced to enlisting the help of a group of children. Their efforts fail in painful, humiliating ways.

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A race of aliens gasses its children and uses mind control to manage them. The chief of all the alien tribes kidnaps a group of humans to learn better child-rearing ways from them. He also abandons a highly advanced war machine to the Earthlings. The misadventure divides the tribal leadership. Assassination attempts are made, aliens get imprisoned, factory equipment is sabotaged, a nuclear defense system is tampered with. The unrest ends with the humans and the alien children banding together. They relentlessly attack those aliens who wanted to keep the children controlled. The Chief fills a new leadership void with a well-meaning but incompetent puppet. The humans return to Earth.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
A man in purgatory with a bad back eventually finds peace

Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Apr 19, 2016

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Keith Atherton posted:

A cactus goes on a cross country road trip

it's a mad mad mad mad world

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