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Lord Binky posted:maybe he started off joking about this stuff and then suffered from irony poisoning. Caught the prodromal schizophrenia maybe??? So Ben is Loaf is Niggerstomper58? Makes sense when you think about it.
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WebDog, do you still keep tabs on Tim Buckley?
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Pelican Dunderhead posted:
Does he start by farting on his hand then sniffing his fingers?
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simplefish posted:Does he start by farting on his hand then sniffing his fingers? Nah I think he's just prying his skin and back fat off the leather.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:WebDog, do you still keep tabs on Tim Buckley? Loss.jpg and the creation of the CAD mock threads was 8 years ago. Jesus time sure does fly
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Pelican Dunderhead posted:
normal sized skeleton
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Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Mother. That'd be the best season finale ever. #21,220 There's just something wrong about finding a picture of your mother on the web... #698 I could change my objective for the library and do Young Adult Novels, since I know they have those. And the adventures of Young Janeway would be pretty sexy. #21,671 WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Apr 18, 2016 |
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of course he'd imagine a novel series about a monster like Janeway
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T.G. Xarbala posted:of course he'd imagine a novel series about a monster like Janeway Disgusting filth.
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you guys care way too much about star citizn poo poo
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WebDog posted:TL;DR Wowzers good stuff Ben apologism is pretty dumb imo. Either he's a really creepy pervert, or he's so grotesquely stupid he doesn't realize that most people find his really creepy pervert stuff offensive. Him writing this stuff at the tender young age of 24 or whatever is irrelevant - he's had a decade to scrub that poo poo off the face of the 'net and he didn't because he hasn't matured since then.
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Nauta posted:you guys care way too much about star citizn poo poo do you also think some people just have too much time on their hands?
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FYAD guy: butt poop, theres poop coming out of the butt, lmao! Ben "Loaf" Citizen: I like to put my penis into a 12 year old, but I also like to kidnap 3 year olds. It's pretty much the same thing.
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T.G. Xarbala posted:of course he'd imagine a novel series about a monster like Janeway Janeway would have cut some bacon off his back
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Jonny 290 posted:do you also think some people just have too much time on their hands? what does that have to do with anything
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Big Mean Jerk posted:WebDog, do you still keep tabs on Tim Buckley?
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this fat man sure is sad and unfunny in a funny way, lets mock him by series of long-rear end creepy effortposts that make derek smart look like a stable person haha that would be funny right?
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blainestereo posted:this fat man sure is sad and unfunny in a funny way, lets mock him by series of long-rear end creepy effortposts that make derek smart look like a stable person
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a hole-y ghost posted:it's pretty funny, at least a lot funnier than the site in the OP. this thread is great and i would like to share my two favorite posts in this great thread: xrunner posted:When it comes to racism you just have to realize you can't hide behind excuses like "in-jokes" or "immaturity." If you put this kind of stuff out into the world, you can't expect people to know your intentions or understand you were just joking, especially because plenty of people who mean exactly what they say will hide behind "just in-jokes" or "I was being ironic" or whatever. It's the same with pedo stuff, people can't really tell if you're going for shock humor or you actually mean it. You, dans, can't even really be sure that he didn't mean it, because you are only privy to your own intentions.
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Those are great posts, they're in my top ten too
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Nauta posted:you guys care way too much about star citizn poo poo Star Citizen has 2 world records in the Guinness book of world records. It's directed and developed by none other than scifi legend Chris Roberts himself, and he's brought all his Hollywood pals with him to the show. Maybe you don't care now but I doubt any serious gamer can avert their eyes when this 120 million dollar colossus of gaming is released to the world. There are people saying this is the last game we will ever need, and this time, they just might be right. Also, in light of recent new evidence from dans I feel our judgement has been too hasty indeed. Let's wait for all the evidence and RSI's statement before we make ourselves look even more foolish.
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kikkelivelho posted:Star Citizen has 2 world records in the Guinness book of world records. It's directed and developed by none other than scifi legend Chris Roberts himself, and he's brought all his Hollywood pals with him to the show. Maybe you don't care now but I doubt any serious gamer can avert their eyes when this 120 million dollar colossus of gaming is released to the world. There are people saying this is the last game we will ever need, and this time, they just might be right. i would hate to be made to look a fool on something awful dot com, particularly on this august and esteemed subforum of record
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kikkelivelho posted:Star Citizen has 2 world records in the Guinness book of world records. It's directed and developed by none other than scifi legend Chris Roberts himself, and he's brought all his Hollywood pals with him to the show. Maybe you don't care now but I doubt any serious gamer can avert their eyes when this 120 million dollar colossus of gaming is released to the world. There are people saying this is the last game we will ever need, and this time, they just might be right. This is an excellent troll, I even got a bit triggered about the "wait for all the evidence" bit
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a hole-y ghost posted:FYAD guy: butt poop, theres poop coming out of the butt, lmao! If it is, it's funny. FYAD guy: I like to put my penis into a 12 year old, but I also like to kidnap 3 year olds. Ben "Loaf" Citizen: butt poop, theres poop coming out of the butt, lmao!
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whoah maddox gt very fat
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So in the games thread, this got postedAP posted:https://twitter.com/RayRoocroftCIG/status/721681271315898369 Thirty minutes later they had removed the tweet. Don't forget to say "hi" to the CIG folks in this thread too.
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Can you imagine being an employee of a 100 million dollar company, and your paid job is to look through Something Awful forums threads and notify your superiors, of when goons are being mean about your fake internet spaceship game, that will never come true?
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CrazyLoon posted:Can you imagine being an employee of a 100 million dollar company, and your paid job is to look through Something Awful forums threads and notify your superiors, of when goons are being mean about your fake internet spaceship game, that will never come true? Can you imagine being a goon and doing it for free? 
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CrazyLoon posted:Can you imagine being an employee of a 100 million dollar company, and your paid job is to look through Something Awful forums threads and notify your superiors, of when goons are being mean about your fake internet spaceship game, that will never come true? Where do I sign up?
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Can you imagine being a goon and doing it for free? I've written a song and 11 parodies so far for free. Loving it. 
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Can you imagine being a goon and doing it for free?
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dans posted:Holy poo poo, where did you people dig this up from? I was one of LOAF's friends way back then and it's really weird to see our ancient in-jokes becoming a thing. Whoah.
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Man these inside jokes are hilaaaarious. Seems normal guys. But I always assumed that if I wanted to kill people, I could at least get a classroom worth. #18,017 No, it means I like killing Americans... #4,984 I may not believe in many things, like God and the existance of babies, but there's one thing I stand by: kill 'em all. #13,278 Wait, out of 150 people dead none of them were Americans? That's the worst terrorist attack ever. You'd have to be the unluckiest terrorist in the universe to demolish an entire city block and not kill any Americans. #19,219 If this keeps up I'm going to have to either kill everybody or stop saying stupid things. And you know which one I'll choose. #18,954 Wow, I should go on a killing rampage. People who do that seem to be pretty popular. #16,323
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Siva68 posted:Man these inside jokes are hilaaaarious. Seems normal guys. 
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If public embarassment was a sport, I'd be number 1... #427
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Tullius posted:Can't be easy to wipe at that size  (not mine. Almost every photoshop, video, and gif I post are taken from the games thread and made by other people.)
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Siva68 posted:Man these inside jokes are hilaaaarious. Seems normal guys. I think part of the problem this man has is that he's quoting himself for posterity, as if every one of these lines will be a gem on a calendar of quotes some day. Usually worthy quotes aren't decided by their source. Hmm, a day calendar with 365 Ben quotes...
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