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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

I get terrified when I see those old skyscraper construction photos and no one is tied off.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Jerry Cotton posted:

Does it have a fork? Does it lift with that fork? :smugmrgw:

"I want to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so drat literal!"

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Not too long ago, a 14 year old German teenager drove a WWII bomb to the fire station on his moped. :pseudo: I can't quite find a non-German source, but there is a picture of the guy:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Yeah, we still have to occasionally evacuate entire city quarters because we keep finding bombs. I live in Hannover which is kind of a hot-spot for that. Here's a map of the biggest evacutation i've experienced:



That HBF in the top right is the main train station here. And to top things off, it wasn't only in the center, but also overnight.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


There's parts of France where the Western Front ran in WWI that are still basically uninhabitable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_rouge

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

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FuturePastNow posted:

There's parts of France where the Western Front ran in WWI that are still basically uninhabitable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_rouge

quote:

Some areas remain off limits (for example two small pieces of land close to Ypres and Woëvre) where 99% of all plants still die as arsenic can constitute up to 17% of some soil samples (Bausinger, Bonnaire, and Preuß, 2007).

:stonk:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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That’s better than actual arsenic ore:

quote:

Commercial ores contain a maximum of 2 percent As, but ores with a 5–10 percent As content are usually selected for processing; lower-grade ores are enriched by gravitational methods and by flotation.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
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I've heard if you build in an areas in Germany that hasn't been previously cleared and deemed "safe" that bomb detection is mandatory, and that they use wartime reconnaissance photos of bomb craters overlaid over current maps to see likely spots where bombs would be the heaviest (certain percentage were duds). Also they have to sweep with metal detectors naturally.

Blistex fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Apr 19, 2016

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

My dad heard this story from my grandpa often enough and he is 100% convinced grandpa was telling the truth...

So, in WWII during the German occupation here in the Netherlands, my grandfather's family was still allowed to farm, because the military needs food and all that (and during a war, it's really nice if you can hide some veggies for yourselves). One day, they saw this British bomb dropper fly over, and it started circling around for a while. After that the pilot found a nice piece of land with no people on it and dropped the bombs there, and flew back.

According to the story, the British Air Force pilot chickened out, and instead of going to Germany, he just spent time flying in circles so that his officers didn't get suspicious and then dropped the bombs wherever.

In any case, this caused quite large craters among my grandpa's crops. Except, there was one less explosion than the number of bombs they saw drop. I'm not sure how they knew this so precisely, but apparently the last bomb dropped into or near a ditch with a steep slanted surface leading into it. So the theory was that it slid into that watery ditch and became covered in mud over time.

A few years ago, my dad sold a part of his land to someone who wanted to build a greenhouse there and on several plots of neighbouring land. My dad told them the story and said it might be safer to have that area of ground checked out before driving the foundation into the soil. So they got a squad there with a metal detector... and found nothing (except for some random steel rod that was unrelated to anything).

So, to my dad, the location of that bomb remains a mystery. To me... I don't think it exists (anymore).

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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"Guys, I'm going to go this way I'll meet you at the place we're supposed to be bombing I swear."

~~~Much later~~~

"Oh psshhtt yeah! I was totally there you didn't see me? Dropped my bombs and everything!"

story checks out

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Blistex posted:

I've heard if you build in an areas in Germany that hasn't been previously cleared and deemed "safe" that bomb detection is mandatory, and that they use wartime reconnaissance photos of bomb craters overlaid over current maps to see likely spots where bombs would be the heaviest (certain percentage were duds). Also they have to sweep with metal detectors naturally.

When I lived in Germany (1971-1975) there was a large area outside of the base that was closed off with permanent heavy-duty fencing and barbed wire. The area was a couple of hundred acres. The story was that during the war there had been an ammo depot in the area. An American air raid had flattened the entire section, but had not destroyed all the bombs (there was no massive "Kablooey" that one would expect from an ammo depot going off.) After the war, nobody could find records as to exactly where the depot was located in the area, and it was closed off to keep out the civilians. It was expected that a systematic, and very careful, search would be made to find any explosives that remained.

Also, one part of the base had been left unreclaimed, meaning it was littered with bomb craters. This was designated Camp Thunderbird, and it's where the Boy Scouts held their campouts. While most boy scouts learn to clear the area around their fire pits at least 10 feet, to prevent the spread of fire, we also cleared down at least a foot, on the off chance that munitions might be located under where we were building our fire. we would occasionally find .50 cal rounds (or the German equivalent). Once someone found an unexploded hand grenade. We had to vacate the camp while the bomb squad removed it. The funny thing was the fact that they continued to let us run around back there, even with stuff like that lying just under the surface.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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One particular joy we have in London (although Antwerp has it worse) is how lovely the fusing on V2s was - because it's a couple of tons dropping at mach 6 they made quite a big hole even when they didn't go off and when they dropped somewhere like the docks, where I live, with marshy land so it buries itself and fairly lightweight structures that had to be kept running, they just bulldozed the wreckage into the hole and kept going. Fast forward 40 years, they start redeveloping the docks and my education was continually disrupted by some poor navvy unearthing a ton of unexploded German vengeance.

Now they're starting to build over those first-wave developments and they're *still* unearthing unexploded bombs, and I got a nice bit of nostalgia when they evacuated my entire estate because they thought they'd found a 500kg bomb on a site that had had at least three new buildings put up over it. Turns out it was a water boiler but the fact that someone unearths something cylindrical and don't think "Some lazy bugger fly-tipped a boiler" but "ACHTUNG!" still says a lot.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“Superior German engineering”

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Carbon dioxide posted:

the British Air Force pilot chickened out, and instead of going to Germany, he just spent time flying in circles so that his officers didn't get suspicious and then dropped the bombs wherever.

Biggles Puts it Off

:britain:

(btw it is and was the Royal Air Force, not the British Air Force.)

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Given how often forklifts are used to carry loads so large that the operator can't see past/around/over them, and needs to drive the forklift in reverse, why are rotating or dual controls not standard so he can better see where he's going instead of driving hundreds of yards looking over his shoulder?

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

fyodor posted:

"Guys, I'm going to go this way I'll meet you at the place we're supposed to be bombing I swear."

~~~Much later~~~

"Oh psshhtt yeah! I was totally there you didn't see me? Dropped my bombs and everything!"

story checks out

Bombers were known to get separated from their flight groups, end up off course, or just plain lost. This was due to flying at night, flying through cloud cover to avoid detection, or scattering to avoid fighter patrols.

Usually in these cases, they would spot a likely target, say, "Eh, good enough", drop their bombs, and fly home.

So, yeah, story does check out.

Source: My great uncle, a WWII bomber pilot.

OSHA content:

Many, many years ago, researchers on the campus I work for apparently decided to bury the remains of experiments in a large open field adjacent to the campus. Radioactive isotopes, mercury, acids, bases, you name it. Placed in glass jars or beakers, wrapped in plastic, and buried in the field. Luckily the practice wasn't widespread and only affected a small area of the field, but it made for several fun discoveries for a while as the campus grew and the land was developed for more campus buildings.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

fyodor posted:

"Guys, I'm going to go this way I'll meet you at the place we're supposed to be bombing I swear."

~~~Much later~~~

"Oh psshhtt yeah! I was totally there you didn't see me? Dropped my bombs and everything!"

story checks out

I imagine that, if true, the more likely scenario is that the pilot got lost because of weather conditions, and maybe had to drop the bombs because if not, he wouldn't have had enough fuel to get back.

E: f;b.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Speaking of the RAF ditching planes, I present FIDO, Fog Investigation and Dispersal Operation:



I love the juxtaposition of the U.K burning moats of petrol at a time when the Nazis struggled to fuel their trucks.

quote:

The device consisted of two pipelines situated along both sides of the runway and through which a fuel (usually the petrol from the airfield's own fuel dump) was pumped along and then out through burner jets positioned at intervals along the pipelines. The vapours were lit from a series of burners, producing walls of flame. The FIDO installation usually stored its fuel in four circular upright tanks built at the edge of the airfield with a low brick bund wall in case of leakage. The tanks were usually encased in ordinary brickwork as protection from bomb splinters or cannon fire.

When fog prevented returning Allied aircraft from locating and seeing their runways to land, they would be diverted to FIDO equipped aerodromes. RAF night bombers which were damaged on their missions were also diverted to FIDO airfields due to the need to make certain they could land when they arrived. When FIDO was needed, the fuel pumps were started to pour flammable liquid into the pipe system and a jeep with a flaming brand lashed to its rear drove fast down both sides of the runway to ignite the fuel at the outlets in the pipes. The burners were sometimes ignited by men on bicycles or by runners on foot. The result was a row of flame along the side of the runway that could be seen for a great distance from the air. The heat from the flames evaporated suspended fog droplets so that the Allied aircraft could have suitable visibility to find the airfield and land. Once landed, the crews would find shelter where they could, and their planes would be refuelled and, if needed, repaired before flying back to their normal bases the next day.

Huge trenches of flame lit by men on bicycles is pretty :black101:, but not as crazy as the pre‐FIDO modus operandi:

quote:

Before the introduction of FIDO, fog had been responsible for losses of a number of aircraft returning from operations. Often large areas of the UK would be simultaneously fog-bound and it was recommended procedure in these situations for the pilot to point the aircraft towards the sea and then, while still over land, for the crew to bail-out by parachute, leaving the aircraft to subsequently crash in the sea. With raids often consisting of several hundred aircraft, this could amount to a large loss of bombers.

“When the whole country was covered in fog they had to ditch the plane and parachute. / Fog problems? Just heat a cubic mile air till it evaporates.” It sounds like the kind of thing Calvin’s dad would make up, but it really happened.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Apr 19, 2016

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Phanatic posted:

Given how often forklifts are used to carry loads so large that the operator can't see past/around/over them, and needs to drive the forklift in reverse, why are rotating or dual controls not standard so he can better see where he's going instead of driving hundreds of yards looking over his shoulder?
Dual drive controls are expensive.

I think its supposed to be the lesser evil. A trained driver is supposed to be able to see and operate just as well over his shoulder so it becomes an ergonomic concern. Ideally a forklift job is one where the majority of time is spent operating looking forward. Like all or most of the loads being easy pallet pick ups long distance in the forward direction because you can see over the load, and if its an obscuring load, its an exception. Or if regularly obscuring, more time is spent picking up and setting down than the transport in between.

If you're spending more time in the transport phase looking back, a towing system could be indicated to prevent neck and back strain.

But really, lol at the idea of a trained forklift driver and lol at them spending money on the extra hands to make towing expedient.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

zedprime posted:

Dual drive controls are expensive.

I think its supposed to be the lesser evil. A trained driver is supposed to be able to see and operate just as well over his shoulder so it becomes an ergonomic concern. Ideally a forklift job is one where the majority of time is spent operating looking forward. Like all or most of the loads being easy pallet pick ups long distance in the forward direction because you can see over the load, and if its an obscuring load, its an exception. Or if regularly obscuring, more time is spent picking up and setting down than the transport in between.

If you're spending more time in the transport phase looking back, a towing system could be indicated to prevent neck and back strain.

But really, lol at the idea of a trained forklift driver and lol at them spending money on the extra hands to make towing expedient.

Pretty much this. I worked at Home Depot for 11 years and drove a forklift for almost the whole time. You get really good at being able to drive backwards with a load. They do make forklifts that can drive sideways with a load, which I alway wished we'd had, but I'm not sure how their performance is.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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10 Beers posted:

Pretty much this. I worked at Home Depot for 11 years and drove a forklift for almost the whole time. You get really good at being able to drive backwards with a load. They do make forklifts that can drive sideways with a load, which I alway wished we'd had, but I'm not sure how their performance is.

The ones with Mecanum wheels?

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Blistex posted:

I've heard if you build in an areas in Germany that hasn't been previously cleared and deemed "safe" that bomb detection is mandatory, and that they use wartime reconnaissance photos of bomb craters overlaid over current maps to see likely spots where bombs would be the heaviest (certain percentage were duds). Also they have to sweep with metal detectors naturally.

We've had to evacuate the company building two times in the last few years because they found bombs nearby while building some new buildings. And these are all farmer's fields

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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That's interesting about getting separated from your formation but how does that even happen when they are so close to each other? The mysteries of flight are unknowable!!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Ika posted:

We've had to evacuate the company building two times in the last few years because they found bombs nearby while building some new buildings. And these are all farmer's fields

This has such a cool name, the Iron Harvest

quote:

Despite the condition of the shells, they remain very dangerous. The French Département du Déminage (Department of Mine Clearance) recovers about 900 tons of unexploded munitions every year. Since 1945, approximately 630 French clearers have died handling unexploded munitions.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

fyodor posted:

That's interesting about getting separated from your formation but how does that even happen when they are so close to each other? The mysteries of flight are unknowable!!

Not sure if you're being serious or facetious, but here are a few reasons why formations separated.
1. They were long flights with hundreds of planes taking off from multiple airfields over several hours. They would meet at pre-determined rendezvous points. Now consider that radio silence and no lights were often required and navigation happened via manual instruments and you start realizing how tough it is to actually keep the formation.

2. Multi-engine planes (like all or nearly all WWII bombers) could develop trouble with one or more engines and start falling back. Or a landing gear wouldn't retract fully or the gear doors don't close - not enough to abort perhaps, but certainly enough to fall out of formation.

3. Bombers taking off from Britain had a fighter escort for only a short while. During much of their flight over the continent, they were unprotected except for by their on-board weaponry. Attacks by German fighters or FLAK could damage a plane enough to take it out of formation, but not enough to cause a crash.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

It's worth noting that older planes were a lot more robust in a lot of ways (speed and power were far lower, lots of items had to be overengineered due to a lack of computer testing), and could still fly after the kind of damage that would turn a modern aluminium jet into a fireball.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

It's worth noting that older planes were a lot more robust in a lot of ways (speed and power were far lower, lots of items had to be overengineered due to a lack of computer testing), and could still fly after the kind of damage that would turn a modern aluminium jet into a fireball.

Here's some photos of B17s that got a bit shot up but still managed to make it back home:







"A lot more robust" is a hell of an understatement. :v:

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's some photos of B17s that got a bit shot up but still managed to make it back home:







"A lot more robust" is a hell of an understatement. :v:

What's most interesting is how damage from returning planes factored into improvements. Engineers would look at the planes that came back and notice where they had been hit. Then they would armor all the sections that hadn't been hit because those sections were so important bombers hit there wouldn't come back!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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TotalLossBrain posted:

Not sure if you're being serious or facetious, but here are a few reasons why formations separated.
1. They were long flights with hundreds of planes taking off from multiple airfields over several hours. They would meet at pre-determined rendezvous points. Now consider that radio silence and no lights were often required and navigation happened via manual instruments and you start realizing how tough it is to actually keep the formation.

2. Multi-engine planes (like all or nearly all WWII bombers) could develop trouble with one or more engines and start falling back. Or a landing gear wouldn't retract fully or the gear doors don't close - not enough to abort perhaps, but certainly enough to fall out of formation.

3. Bombers taking off from Britain had a fighter escort for only a short while. During much of their flight over the continent, they were unprotected except for by their on-board weaponry. Attacks by German fighters or FLAK could damage a plane enough to take it out of formation, but not enough to cause a crash.

I'm making fun of myself, actually. That's interesting, thanks.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

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AreWeDrunkYet posted:

It's worth noting that older planes were a lot more robust in a lot of ways (speed and power were far lower, lots of items had to be overengineered due to a lack of computer testing), and could still fly after the kind of damage that would turn a modern aluminium jet into a fireball.

I'm not so sure you can claim modern planes aren't robust.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

wdarkk posted:

I'm not so sure you can claim modern planes aren't robust.


Why do we still make planes with two wings? Seems unnecessary.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Mycroft Holmes posted:

What's most interesting is how damage from returning planes factored into improvements. Engineers would look at the planes that came back and notice where they had been hit. Then they would armor all the sections that hadn't been hit because those sections were so important bombers hit there wouldn't come back!

If I remember right, they had to learn that the hard way after doing the opposite and the survival rate not improving.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

wdarkk posted:

I'm not so sure you can claim modern planes aren't robust.


Yeah, it's way too complicated an issue for a blanket statement like that. Air-cooled piston engines were insanely robust, it was routine for piston-engined aircraft to make it back to base with multiple cylinders destroyed but the engine still functioning (it also helps to have such an enormous oil reservoir that it can operate for a while as a total-loss lubrication system). On the other hand, water-cooled engines that took even a single round or fragment in the cooling system tended to stop working pretty damned quick.



There was some robustness that came from simplicity. Like, the B-17 had no fancy hydraulics or anything like that, the controls were cables that extended from the yokes back down the fuselage and out towards the control surfaces. So there's nothing in the way of miles of hydraulic tubing to damage, but there's also no multiply redundant hydraulic systems where one can take over it another gets holes shot in it. A lot of a B-17 is empty space, rounds go in and go out without having a high likelihood of hitting something vital. But that can happen today, too.





That aircraft made it home.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

What's most interesting is how damage from returning planes factored into improvements. Engineers would look at the planes that came back and notice where they had been hit. Then they would armor all the sections that hadn't been hit because those sections were so important bombers hit there wouldn't come back!


That was actually primarily the brilliance of Abraham Wald. They'd station an unused bomber at an airfield, and whenever a plane made it back with damage they'd paint a dot on the unused one wherever the real plane had been damaged, so they basically turned the unused plane into a scatterplot of where the survivors had been damaged. His paper on probability of aircraft damage is almost the start of the entire field of operational research.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Platystemon posted:

The ones with Mecanum wheels?



That's interesting looking. The ones I've seen, the wheels turn completely sideways.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


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Aug 5, 2006

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
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goddamnedtwisto posted:

One particular joy we have in London (although Antwerp has it worse) is how lovely the fusing on V2s was - because it's a couple of tons dropping at mach 6 they made quite a big hole even when they didn't go off and when they dropped somewhere like the docks, where I live, with marshy land so it buries itself and fairly lightweight structures that had to be kept running, they just bulldozed the wreckage into the hole and kept going. Fast forward 40 years, they start redeveloping the docks and my education was continually disrupted by some poor navvy unearthing a ton of unexploded German vengeance.

Isn't there an old boat sunk up the Thames somewhere that is chock-full of explosives but it's too expensive to clear?

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