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DizzyBum posted:*gasp* He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies! You mean this? It's a harmless cookbook. It's just a little dusty.
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MrSlam posted:You mean this? It's a harmless cookbook. It's just a little dusty. It's just a little dusty! It's still good! 
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Do over Ham posted:It's just a little dusty! It's still good! It's gone.
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DizzyBum posted:It's gone. I know. 
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I think I'll donate a million dollars to the forums..... When pigs fly!!!!
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TMMadman posted:I will not suffer your insubordination! There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your quoting, Root Bear! And you will fall into line, now! I used my whole rear end...
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Do over Ham posted:He unholied the holy water. Aww, he thinks he's papal  .
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Root Bear posted:I used my whole rear end... You'd better not be in my rear end groove.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Aww, he thinks he's papal Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:You'd better not be in my rear end groove. Open the spit valve!
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Skeesix posted:Open the spit valve! Use your main finger on the yellow side and your other finger on the orange side and turn it.
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Skeesix posted:Open the spit valve! The playing was good, but unfortunately you have a disabling condition known as "stubbiness". Your fingers are too short. It mostly is found on the father's side.
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TMMadman posted:The playing was good, but unfortunately you have a disabling condition known as "stubbiness". Your fingers are too short. It mostly is found on the father's side. You have to listen to the notes she's NOT playing.
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Mister Kingdom posted:You have to listen to the notes she's NOT playing. 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:You'd better not be in my rear end groove. Better put on a pot of coffee, Jimmy. This could take a while.  E: I've earned this Saturday night off, now lets make the most of it: http://i.imgur.com/VArfqgw.jpg?1 Root Bear fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Use your main finger on the yellow side and your other finger on the orange side and turn it. Turn the center side topwise.... No! Topwise!
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simble posted:Turn the center side topwise.... No! Topwise! "What comes after 12?" "1." "No, AFTER 12."
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TMMadman posted:Well, if it's a crime to love one's quote thread, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our forums and hand it over to communist reddit, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a moderator, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that! How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one before? 
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TMMadman posted:The playing was good, but unfortunately you have a disabling condition known as "stubbiness". Your fingers are too short. It mostly is found on the father's side. The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
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Do over Ham posted:The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. Baby could order poison!
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Baka-nin posted:How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one before? Oh, very well, it's time for your bribe. Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Seagoon is standing,  or you can trade it all in for what's in this box. 
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TMMadman posted:Oh, very well, it's time for your bribe. Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Seagoon is standing, Go washer! *burp*
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Baby could order poison! Jamie Killday, farm supply critic. Just got back from the gopher poison show in Paris. Let me tell you something, people, the days of clubbing them with a baseball bat are over.
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Do over Ham posted:Jamie Killday, farm supply critic. Just got back from the gopher poison show in Paris. Let me tell you something, people, the days of clubbing them with a baseball bat are over. For you perhaps!
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Do over Ham posted:Jamie Killday, farm supply critic. Just got back from the gopher poison show in Paris. Let me tell you something, people, the days of clubbing them with a baseball bat are over. 
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The Nastier Nate posted:
It's tomato soup, served ice-cold!
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DizzyBum posted:It's tomato soup, served ice-cold! Ew, DizzyBum, this tastes like grandma.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ew, DizzyBum, this tastes like grandma. We'll take a bushel or a pack or --- just give it to me.
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DizzyBum posted:We'll take a bushel or a pack or --- just give it to me. Mmm...a bushel of apples packed in each bar. Plus the secret ingredient that unleashes the awesome power of apples.
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MrSlam posted:Mmm...a bushel of apples packed in each bar. Plus the secret ingredient that unleashes the awesome power of apples. Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!
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BigDave posted:Hey, Deng Xiaoping died! Let's see what's in the newspaper today. Hmm... "Canada stalls on trade pact."
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Why do they have to put all this crud in my newspaper? World! The Arts! Religion!
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Baka-nin posted:
This sounds awfully controversial. Baka-nin, you know I don't like controversy in this forum.
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MrSlam posted:Why do they have to put all this crud in my newspaper? World! The Arts! Religion! Here you are, Goons, The Quote Thread Edition! 
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Root Bear posted:Here you are, Goons, The Quote Thread Edition! Is your source on this reliable?
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TMMadman posted:Is your source on this reliable? HEY MR. SMITHERS!  
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