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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


What the gently caress is that face supposed to be? Someone's a fan of Penny Arcade.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Mallard Filmore

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I don't think that's how crystal caves work.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Ah, yes. This is easily recognized as the typical behavior of two 18 year old girls on their first trip to The Big City away from their parents. The Evanses sure have their fingers on the pulse of the youth.


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones


What are you packing? You came here with nothing but the clothes on your back. I figured you were either wearing the same things or borrowing clothes from that nice lady. What's Eve going to say when it's time to pack your cigarette girl uniform?

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

goatface posted:

I don't think that's how crystal caves work.

Well, they can look like that, but you're sure as hell not going to be walking around without protection in one.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Julet Esqu posted:

Ah, yes. This is easily recognized as the typical behavior of two 18 year old girls on their first trip to The Big City away from their parents. The Evanses sure have their fingers on the pulse of the youth.

I'd describe their accuracy concerning contemporary issues facing young adults as "Batiuk-esque."

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


SubNat posted:

Well, they can look like that, but you're sure as hell not going to be walking around without protection in one.


For the record, that 90 degrees is a vast understatement because Naica (the one you have a picture of) is more like 140 and has 90+ % humidity. Sauna temperatures and steam room humidity. A great way to get heatstroke!

e: Also it's normally flooded, it's just drained right now because the mining company who accidentally discovered it is pumping out the water so it doesn't leak into their mine

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's what I was thinking of, they degrade really quickly in air.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


:psyboom:

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (March 26, 1951)


Barnaby (August 31, 1942)


Nancy (May 10, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (January 21, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (February 19, 1923)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


RogueTM posted:

I'm not sorry...


I don't see why you should be!
Wow! There're enough Washington Monuments there to last them their whole lives!

F Minus



They don't put outlines around bodies of people who just died accidentally. Only when *pauses, turns to audience* it was MURDER.

Mary Worth



Addiction often has a genetic component, and here we see Dawn beginning her long descent into sandwichism, much like her father before her. Sad, really.

Rex Morgan MD



"Sure. You got 20 bucks? I ain't runnin' a library here, Dad."

Secret Agent X-9



"If they shoot again, gun 'em down!"
"They're running away but not shooting!"
"Oh, well gun 'em down anyways! We came all this way it'd be a shame not to!"

Apartment 3-G



I'm not up on how it works in hospitals, particularly circa 1970 hospitals, but I don't think you get your choice of doctor for emergency surgery. I think it's pretty much whoever's on call.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Apr 18, 2016

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

My Lovely Horse posted:

Ah yes, used books, that guaranteed sale commodity.

As the saying goes, the best way to make a small fortune in used bookselling is to start with a large fortune.

Buni



Chaos Butterfly! :bahgawd:

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons



Edge of Oh Come the gently caress On Dude

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Julet Esqu posted:

Ah, yes. This is easily recognized as the typical behavior of two 18 year old girls on their first trip to The Big City away from their parents. The Evanses sure have their fingers on the pulse of the youth.
To be fair, it's exactly what I'd be expecting from these two stick-in-the-mud bores.

Selachian posted:

Edge of Oh Come the gently caress On Dude

yeah, uh, are we completely sure this isn't going public accidentally?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Selachian posted:

Edge of Oh Come the gently caress On Dude


I wish this was published more often than one page a week. I hate waiting so long to see what the hell this artist is going to hit us with next.

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.

Johnny Walker posted:

I wish this was published more often than one page a week. I hate waiting so long to see what the hell this artist is going to hit us with next.

Was he waiting for the next issue of Playboy to trace?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger


SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


That explains the lack of a murder weapon - he used sarcasm. All the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set are hard to please.


Working Daze forgot to be funny.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix misuses a term to try and make a catchphrase.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Shawn Dalton of Chicago, Illinois, isn't very bright.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True





Good Time Guy (click for big)





Flapper Fanny Says





Feiffer (click for big)





Wee Pals





Life In Hell


EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (April 21, 1958)



Peanuts: Year Four (September 2-5, 1954)







Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Johnny Walker posted:



Addiction often has a genetic component, and here we see Dawn beginning her long descent into sandwichism, much like her father before her. Sad, really.

That face in the first panel :stare:


Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic




Radio Patrol




Rip Kirby




Big Ben Bolt

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Julet Esqu posted:

Phantom Classic

Holy poo poo :roflolmao: Literally all of The Phantom could be justified with just that last panel. Majestic. Art. Some third thing. I seriously cannot stop laughing.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Truly a hero for modern times. Also, I now know what those little loving bus windows are called.

Slammy posted:

Outbusts of Everett True

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Darkest Auer posted:

Classic Dilbert



If you can't afford to leave a good tip then you can't afford to eat out. loving suck it, Scott Adams from 26 years ago.

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

treasureplane posted:

Nancy (May 10, 1943)


Didn't she have a monkey a couple months ago?

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil 10/04/15


Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


Great, she won't have to pay them for that either!

9 Chickweed Lane



Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Some pretty good avatar possibilities there.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Aardmania posted:

Gil 10/04/15

Can't help with the speed, but


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

quote:

quote:


Phantom/Ted Forth incoming crossover event?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Wanamingo posted:

If you can't afford to leave a good tip then you can't afford to eat out. loving suck it, Scott Adams from 26 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBTfj2lN6sQ

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life



Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


I'm with Arlo on this one, once you get beyond stuff like Smuckers or whatever all jams sort of taste the same

Andertoons


Pluggers

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Wanamingo posted:

I'm with Arlo on this one, once you get beyond stuff like Smuckers or whatever all jams sort of taste the same

Listen, I'll give you a pass if you're just talking about commercial stuff, but if you're saying grandma's homemade lingonberry jam tastes the same as any random poo poo from the store I'll fight you, it's guns at dawn man.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Darkest Auer posted:

Listen, I'll give you a pass if you're just talking about commercial stuff, but if you're saying grandma's homemade lingonberry jam tastes the same as any random poo poo from the store I'll fight you, it's guns at dawn man.

I'm saying that once you get to a certain level of quality, jams even out and become pretty indistinguishable from each other. Your grandma's lingonberry jam is a far sight better than any old random poo poo, but there's not much it can do to edge out that overpriced jar of all natural, organic jam you can get at your local healthfood store.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
As long as it's not boring sugar-laden jelly, we good.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Mallard Dilmore

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Wanamingo posted:

I'm saying that once you get to a certain level of quality, jams even out and become pretty indistinguishable from each other. Your grandma's lingonberry jam is a far sight better than any old random poo poo, but there's not much it can do to edge out that overpriced jar of all natural, organic jam you can get at your local healthfood store.

Except for cost waaaaaaaaaay less, of course.

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