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Shala posted:Like did I miss this or has this not been posted? This is the GBS thread.
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Is Star Citizen like the new Chris-Chan or something? When does this get funny?
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lol gg sperglords got that nintendo lady fired but probably wont touch this because they are all a bunch of bens themselves
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Alan Smithee posted:lol gg sperglords got that nintendo lady fired but probably wont touch this because they are all a bunch of bens themselves Wasn't nintendo lady running a one woman escort service and Nintendo said no dice?
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:This is the GBS thread. it would be bad, like try to imagine all real life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of star citizen development.
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Guy Mann posted:Congratulations, something actually funny came out of Star Citizen for the first time in years and you guys still managed to ruin it with your obsessive fail AIDS. Guy Mann posted:grats, this was a funny thread but it got ruined by the Shart Shitizens hellthread failaids im not sure who they are or why they're terrible but i'll keep an eye out for posts that suck more than yours
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Alan Smithee posted:lol gg sperglords got that nintendo lady fired but probably wont touch this because they are all a bunch of bens themselves That is one of the most awful parts of it. People create hell for themselves and each other, why?
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Apr 19, 2016 05:37
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What if I was Hitler and had sex with teenage Anne Frank while killing a black person? #69420
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Skoll posted:Wasn't nintendo lady running a one woman escort service and Nintendo said no dice? She was doing porn shoots while tweeting about how pedophilia is cool.
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Apr 19, 2016 05:43
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Will they fire him if he becomes a prostitute?
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donkey salami posted:Will they fire him if he becomes a prostitute? Not if he gives a cut to CIG.
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Have you guys seen Ben Lesnik? He is already being punished. His entire life is punishment and due to his grotesque weight he will be dead soon anyway
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donkey salami posted:Will they fire him if he becomes a prostitute? you dont wanna know how much a space docking stretch goal costs ho boy
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"guys seriously i made literally thousands of racist and pedophilic comments and meticulously archived them alongside gigabytes of pictures of a woman i definitely am *NOT* actually stalking (because she lives in philadelphia now, i have her address and phone number saved but there's too many minorities there to visit) AS A JOKE guys be nice i lost my eye as a kid and that makes all this totally normal and not disgusting at all"
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Ratjaculation posted:Is there a brief description of what's going on here? is your rat fuckin a hamster so many questions
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ben loses eyesight and says bigoted stuff. old person loses eyesight and says bigoted stuff. makes u think.
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spacetoaster posted:We're calling this episode with Ben's website Ben-ghazi. so what the hell was donutgate? I can't keep up with the games thread lore cuz everyone keeps shitposting dozens of pages everytime Sandi farts
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During their livestream shows Sandi would wander in late with hangover sunglasses on and dump a huge crate of krispy kream donuts or whatever directly in front of Ben, or sit next to him and eat pastries/chocolate all through the show. Then when goons commented on this, during the next show she stood behind Ben and slowly ate a pastry while staring angrily at the camera.
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He and his wife were just talking about their new diets at the start of the show too.
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At one point Sandi dumped three crates of donuts on the table in front of Ben & the spouse during their live stream. Later they edited that bit out from the YT video with a very visible cut.
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basically these people are human scum who have put an unstable man under such pressure that he gained 100 pounds and is overweight in a potentially fatal manner. Then made it difficult for him to stay on his diet. the tragedy is somewhat lessened, in light of his shadow persona reveal
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SelenicMartian posted:Later they edited that bit out from the YT video with a very visible cut. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfY_l_UyB1w&t=2369s
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Apr 19, 2016 07:12
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SelenicMartian posted:At one point Sandi dumped three crates of donuts on the table in front of Ben & the spouse during their live stream. Truly, a Shakespearean tale
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Unclean posted:I think there was just the three pages but here they are. I wish I remembered who made them though. danm, who ddrew the comic again?
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Wanamingo posted:Truly, self-evident pettiness ftfy its more of a 'no, THIS is what these people are actually like' moment than anything
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This thread has inspired me to watch the Wing Commander movie since it's on netflix. Wish me luck, everyone!
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:This thread has inspired me to watch the Wing Commander movie since it's on netflix. Wish me luck, everyone! another suicide caused by gbs shameful
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Apr 19, 2016 07:57
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Thoughts from 15 min into it: how does someone destroy themselves over this piece of crap like B Loaf?
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Skellybones posted:During their livestream shows Sandi would wander in late with hangover sunglasses on and dump a huge crate of krispy kream donuts or whatever directly in front of Ben, or sit next to him and eat pastries/chocolate all through the show. Ooooh! Sounds fantastic! When is the next livestream scheduled?
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:This thread has inspired me to watch the Wing Commander movie since it's on netflix. Wish me luck, everyone! Isn't the bridge of the ship like that of a submarine? And there is even this woot-woot diving sound? GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Thoughts from 15 min into it: how does someone destroy themselves over this piece of crap like B Loaf? Possibly an aneurysm?
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:This thread has inspired me to watch the Wing Commander movie since it's on netflix. Wish me luck, everyone! why on earth would you do this to yourself?
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Ibogaine posted:Isn't the bridge of the ship like that of a submarine? And there is even this woot-woot diving sound? Yes, and that would explain it.
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:This thread has inspired me to watch the Wing Commander movie since it's on netflix. Wish me luck, everyone! please don't do that. If you are really feeling masochistic heres something less harmful. Try some heroin or read dnd for 15 minutes.
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Better read Wing Commander literature. Here's a sample of the excerpt that came in WCIV box I got ages ago. Ben grew up on this. 
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It saved his eyesight
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Pull up Rosie NOOOO Someone post the gif of the space zamboni sweeping the guy's gf off the ship, it's den better in context
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Lol and it just unceremoniously cuts to black
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