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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

oldpainless posted:



Well that's not good

Ironically, a lot of anti-trans activists I see, mostly from the LGB or feminist side, are totally fine with stuff such as this:

https://twitter.com/jamescantorphd/status/720642092159135745

(don't do a pedophile derail on that tweet, thanks)

I know of at least one convicted child rapist who was currying favour with TERFs. Who has now started to denounce the apparently pro-pedophile trans movement.

TinTower has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Apr 18, 2016

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forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





I mean, believe whatever you want, make the argument about "treatment vs. punishment" for pedophiles, but is that REALLY the hill you wanna die on? Like, uhh, you know your real name is attached to your Twitter account, right?

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Krispy Kareem posted:



I really want to believe that person thinks this is a real sign. Because there's no road in Australia to put a sign saying you're now entering Australia.

I know the sign is fake but I could believe something like this would exist in Australia. The country and its government are known for being racist jackarses.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Nostrum posted:

I mean, believe whatever you want, make the argument about "treatment vs. punishment" for pedophiles, but is that REALLY the hill you wanna die on? Like, uhh, you know your real name is attached to your Twitter account, right?

Are you starting to see the real reason sodomy has been a crime in the other times? When a woman was legally allowed to give her consent forever if she so chose? Rather than being nannied by a totalitarian government?

No reason that kind of thing can't be prosecuted under battery for causing bodily harm. Me loving my wife does not cause her harm. And if we're married? Then she consented to sex with me. But marriage doesn't exist anymore and so instead our broken society is stuck trying to argue about what consent even means anymore. And everything is rape because we don't allow women the right to give me her consent through marriage.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Gridlocked posted:



They look like these things we have in Aus now. The "Create Your Taste" station. You can also order normal food through it as well; but they try to push you to do the custom burger thing. It's also very overpriced.

"Fresh'n it up" really annoys me.

Fresh and it up!

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Stoatbringer posted:

If you force your wife into sex while she tries to flee, wouldn't that sex cause bodily harm?

That would be illegal imprisonment. Why is it so hard for people to imagine that women should be allowed to consent for life? Or for the life of the marriage?

I mean you realize that we've got all kinds of laws in place from the other times. Doesn't it strike you as utterly absurd the level that feminists have pushed the government into our relationships?

Nobody else is going to see this though and you are clearly not capable of discussing anything in good faith so good day to you.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Stoatbringer posted:

"Fresh'n it up" really annoys me.

Fresh and it up!

Same. No amount of space written or oral is saved by that apostrophe. If they wanted to do some slang and/or save space, it would've made more sense to say "Fresh' it up" but that just looks weird. The phrase in any form is dumb anyway, but "Slap some wilted vegetable matter on it to give it a veneer of nutrition" is too wordy and honest.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Nostrum posted:

I mean, believe whatever you want, make the argument about "treatment vs. punishment" for pedophiles, but is that REALLY the hill you wanna die on? Like, uhh, you know your real name is attached to your Twitter account, right?

He's an academic whose secondary specialism is in calling trans women perverted shemales.

I'm not misrepresenting his views here at all.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
#killallmen

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

FAROOQ posted:

#killallmen

Nah, no need. They retired a couple years ago.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Stoatbringer posted:

"Fresh'n it up" really annoys me.

Fresh and it up!

Nah, that would be "Fresh'n'it up".

"Fresh'n it up" is silly, but it's at least orthographically correct.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



cmndstab posted:

These likebait posts are getting a bit too threatening for my liking :ohdear:



my dad died before facebook opened to everyone.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Fashionable Jorts posted:

They're already installing those in local McDonalds, and I really doubt they've replaced a single worker. They will still need people to you know, cook the food and hand it to you. Not to mention that the majority of people who eat at McDonalds could never figure out how to use a touch interface meal selector, so they still need cashiers to take orders manually.

Then there's the added bonus where instead of paying a kid 15 bucks an hour to take an order, your paying a technician 60 bucks an hour to drive around fixing those drat things when a kid inevitably jams a pickle in the credit card slot.

(I'm totally for the touch ordering, I love it, I just doubt they are saving vast fortunes by having them)

On top of that, if they ever did replace all workers with touch screens, all it'd take is one moron with a pen to shut down a whole mcdonalds for a day.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.
I witnessed an IOSM in real life this weekend while skydiving. I don't know if the guy forgot I was the only woman on the plane (it's a small Cessna so we have a long ascent and we talk about random poo poo on the way up), or if he didn't think I'd care but he was bitching about the reboot of Ghostbusters, and his first complaint was about the all-female cast. I piped up "oh no, a movie with GIRLS?! No women allowed in our treehouse!" He backpedaled pretty quickly and insisted he was bummed because it could never be as good as the original and wouldn't match the subtle humor of Bill Murray.

He's an otherwise cool guy and gave me a high-five for my retort, so I'll let it slide, but I'm glad I spoke up. If I had let it go without saying anything, he might think I agree with him.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Madkal posted:

I know the sign is fake but I could believe something like this would exist in Australia. The country and its government are known for being racist jackarses.

Ouch bud. Some of us like this country you know.

But because some of us are also loving idiots on normal media I figured I'd share this as I have a feeling people outside Australia/Lebanon may not have heard of it:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...1b5185fc3bb62a5

tl;dr Australian news corp pays for children to be abducted in broad daylight by organisation of questionable legality in order to "return them to their beloved Australian mother" and also film it. poo poo didn't work out after failed abduction and now 4 member news crew and "beloved Australian mother" facing up to 20 years in jail for attempted kidnapping in Beirut

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Garrand posted:




I really really hate these stupid loving "theories" about various kids shows, movies, and games. And this one is even dumber than most of the others I've seen and makes literally zero sense.

My theory is that Genie was voiced by a comedian who was around in the 90s and did impressions of the celebrities of the day.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


EvilGenius posted:

My theory is that Genie was voiced by a comedian who was around in the 90s and did impressions of the celebrities of the day.

Get your crackpot theories out of here. He was voiced by two comedians.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
In the straight-to-VHS sequels he sounded strangely like Homer Simpson - HOW HE SOUND LIKE A CHARACTER THAT WASN'T INVENTED YET?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
First of all, that theory is as old as the movie itself, at least it feels like it.

Secondly: stop blowing things out of proportion. And stop the "these movies are all linked!" things while you're at it. Your precious Tarantino movies won't get any better just because people have found obscure eastereggs suggesting a shared universe.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

BigglesSWE posted:

First of all, that theory is as old as the movie itself, at least it feels like it.

Secondly: stop blowing things out of proportion. And stop the "these movies are all linked!" things while you're at it. Your precious Tarantino movies won't get any better just because people have found obscure eastereggs suggesting a shared universe.

But pixar has a shared universe and cars takes place after machines rule the world!

Also everyone's already dead and every movie ever is just their dying dreams.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
Guys, Wizard of Oz is actually a Matrix prequel and Dorothy was meant to be The One.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Shared universe theories can be a lot of fun when you're trying to spot the relations or references to other films. It doesn't make each individual film better but it's fun as its own thing. They do get annoying when people are desperate to prove they must be a shared universe though e.g. Pixar. Most of them are boring 'coma' or 'dead since halfway through' variety stuff but fun stuff like Jar Jar being Sith can be a dumb enjoyable read.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Silly Newbie posted:

I was reading somewhere that staff levels have stayed the same at restaurants with computer ordering, but customer satisfaction is way up, since now they pay all those people to check up on customers and make sure everything is good, and fix it if it's not. Turns out that letting a computer do work a computer can frees your people to do customer service that requires a personal touch and makes the customers much happier.

People level their guns at retail stores for automated checkouts, too. "They put in them machines and took the jobs of six Amurricans!" No, you idiot--before they installed the self-checks, there were three employees working registers during non-peak times. Now, there are six machines checking people out, two employees running registers, and one watching the machines. How is this a bad thing? They've got the same number of employees working but can now process a shitton more transactions in an hour!

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Jewel-Osco got rid of self checkouts in the city because so many people were stealing from them. Instead they still employ the same number of people and I just have to wait in line longer to have to interact with a human when I buy ice cream at 10pm in sweat pants.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

People level their guns at retail stores for automated checkouts, too. "They put in them machines and took the jobs of six Amurricans!" No, you idiot--before they installed the self-checks, there were three employees working registers during non-peak times. Now, there are six machines checking people out, two employees running registers, and one watching the machines. How is this a bad thing? They've got the same number of employees working but can now process a shitton more transactions in an hour!

Quite a few places around here only have one cashier during off-peak hours, who has to run the self-checkout, and keep an eye on the normal checkouts for customers who want to do that.

I kinda feel bad for them.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


EmmyOk posted:

Shared universe theories can be a lot of fun when you're trying to spot the relations or references to other films. It doesn't make each individual film better but it's fun as its own thing. They do get annoying when people are desperate to prove they must be a shared universe though e.g. Pixar. Most of them are boring 'coma' or 'dead since halfway through' variety stuff but fun stuff like Jar Jar being Sith can be a dumb enjoyable read.



By "discussing", I am guessing he meant, "I sent you a gross message you ignored".

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
9gag counts as social media right?


"Female". Not woman, mind you. Female.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I cannot tell you how many times I've seen someone choose a self-checkout lane because it had a shorter line, put as much of their poo poo on the belt/platform that they can, and then immediately start pressing the Help button. Why? Because they want an employee to scan and bag everything for them.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Lmao that's exactly what it means. I assumed at first he was trying that craigslist trick from modern love but then he linked his first profile. Dramatic readings of creepy texts rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWSO-Nsf8pY

EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Apr 19, 2016

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


BigglesSWE posted:

9gag counts as social media right?


"Female". Not woman, mind you. Female.

I hang out with guys only because they are less drama

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

EmmyOk posted:

Lmao that's exactly what it means. I assumed at first he was trying that craigslist trick from modern love but then he linked his first profile. Dramatic readings of creepy texts rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWSO-Nsf8pY

This is loving hilarious, everyone watch this video.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Fried Watermelon posted:

I hang out with guys only because they are less drama

"I hate drama" - A person who actually loves it

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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EmmyOk posted:

Lmao that's exactly what it means. I assumed at first he was trying that craigslist trick from modern love but then he linked his first profile. Dramatic readings of creepy texts rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWSO-Nsf8pY

This is perfect.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

"Love the hair do you do anal?" is just so amazing.

EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Apr 19, 2016

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Okay, then.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

BigglesSWE posted:

9gag counts as social media right?

As a female, I agree. I like to stay inside cooking and cleaning and leave absurd concepts such as "trying new things" to my husband.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

cash crab posted:



Okay, then.

But there was no prince in little red riding hood...

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A wolf would actually attack and try to eat you loving lol what a stupid idiot who wrote that

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Munchables posted:

But there was no prince in little red riding hood...

For a while, there was no prince on iTunes. Times change.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

cash crab posted:



Okay, then.

What he's trying to say is that the wolf is someone who will pretend to be nice and friendly so they can hurt you.

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