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Busket Posket posted:ONE WEIRD TRICK TO TASTE GARLIC WITHOUT EATING IT!
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Apr 19, 2016 13:06
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Busket Posket posted:I remembered hearing that rubbing garlic or onion on your feet can leech the aromatics and give you garlic/onion breath, but trying to find a primary resource for that has led to a lot of "STUDIES HAVE SHOWN! THEY SAY! ONE WEIRD TRICK TO TASTE GARLIC WITHOUT EATING IT!" It's on several mom blogs as proof that everything we put on our skin circulates so that's why deodorant is evil. So if I put weed in my socks I can get high but they can't prove it (unless they check my socks)?
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Apr 19, 2016 13:27
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Hot drat, I'm buying a pair of galoshes and filling them with vodka You absorb it through your feet, so you get wasted, plus the alcohol kills the bacteria, making your feet not smell. WALLA! #stankfoothax
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Apr 19, 2016 14:16
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Hot drat, I'm buying a pair of galoshes and filling them with vodka Just cut up your bald head, smear Mobilat all over the wounds, and don a swimming cap, like the old pros used to.
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Apr 19, 2016 14:27
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Don't have enough bacteria to clean off your filthy body with onion & vodka! Just loving jump in a medical waste bin... Stay there.
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Apr 19, 2016 14:29
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quote:If you believe you have nerves and a nervous system, you believe you have meridians too, . i'm not convinced
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Apr 19, 2016 14:32
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Somebody tell me what the hell:
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Apr 19, 2016 14:32
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Palpek posted:Somebody tell me what the hell: I'm the reset buttom. I thought it was going to be a hack of "change your text color from black to dark blue" or "here's how to inject ink into your cartridge" but amazingly it ends up being even more worthless.
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Apr 19, 2016 14:50
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Printers be shady as gently caress.
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Apr 19, 2016 14:54
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This is known to be true to anyone that has had the misfortune to work in IT Support for any period of time. gently caress printers and most networking protocols.
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Apr 19, 2016 14:56
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My friend the doctor tells me it it's not at all uncommon that printer manufacturers put heroin instead of ink into the cartridges, or so the smackheads believe, and then whole batches of smurfs come in for treatment.
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Apr 19, 2016 14:57
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My printer refuses to print anything when even one of the cartridges is empty, it's garbage and I hate itKarate Bastard posted:My friend the doctor tells me it it's not at all uncommon that printer manufacturers put heroin instead of ink into the cartridges, or so the smackheads believe, and then whole batches of smurfs come in for treatment. Your doctor friend sounds like he's full of poo poo
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Apr 19, 2016 14:59
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I don't know what state of the art is but I think its mixing up several inkjet print hacks. If your printer was printing just fine a page ago and your print management software pops up saying hey I'm empty, its based on a counter in the cartridge circuits that isn't perfect. There's been various ways to reset them including shorting across contacts or outright reset buttons, but I don't know if any of that is current. If your prints look like that first picture, you might be truly running out, but the print head might also just be getting gummed up if you're anything like me and print stuff once a year. Sometimes you can fix it with rubbing alcohol and a qtip and a good scrub. Sometimes its gummed up further in the cartridge. Inkjet cartridges are awful.
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Apr 19, 2016 15:01
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Wanamingo posted:Your doctor friend sounds like he's full of poo poo Doctors be shady as gently caress also yo #wisdom #lifehack
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Apr 19, 2016 15:04
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Yeah hitting the reset button on your cartridge isn't going to fix lovely prints, you're just out of ink.
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Apr 19, 2016 15:06
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Apr 19, 2016 15:53
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The ink thing is partially true. Starts at 3:10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV_YeXBgWio Paladinus has a new favorite as of 16:00 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Apr 19, 2016 15:57
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Have some other awesome hacks then. Bulimia hack:  How to turn a paper plate into a swastika:  We've all been there: 
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Apr 19, 2016 17:10
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Palpek posted:We've all been there:
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Apr 19, 2016 17:33
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Want to die a bit longer? Try this weird trick, diers hate it! #jesus
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Apr 19, 2016 17:37
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Are you in a situation where you're being buried alive, but don't have your hands bound together, and have the room to remove your shirt? You're in luck, then!
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Apr 19, 2016 17:45
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Palpek posted:We've all been there: Can confirm. I do this daily.
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Apr 20, 2016 08:52
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Tired of all that space donuts take up??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WJina4N8r0
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Apr 20, 2016 20:44
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Seems like a neat gimmick project to do once and never again for a kid just graduating to stove privileges.
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Apr 20, 2016 21:41
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Edminster posted:Tired of all that space donuts take up??? My favorite part is how they didn't put anything underneath the rack and got chocolate all over their counter.
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Apr 20, 2016 21:51
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Edminster posted:Tired of all that space donuts take up??? A problem I can solve by just eating the donuts.
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Apr 20, 2016 22:16
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I feel bad for the poor fool who only has access to donuts so stale that you're able to cut them in half without destroying them 
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Apr 20, 2016 22:17
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Maybe they're not a loving pig so they didn't eat them all at once, y'think about that huh? #lifehack
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Apr 20, 2016 22:18
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Karate Bastard posted:Maybe they're not a loving pig so they didn't eat them all at once, y'think about that huh? #lifehack Who eats half a donut?
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Apr 20, 2016 22:37
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No wait they bought like two crates of them to begin with didn't they. Yeah of course they did they're lifehackers they bought a fuckpile of them what was I thinking.
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Apr 20, 2016 23:18
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Rebuttal: This was discovered when someone ate too much vanilla ice cream and vomited, so all the vomit was gallons of vanilla ice cream, like a terrible soft-serve machine.
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Apr 20, 2016 23:59
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It would be all foamy and half curdled from the stomach acid, too. 
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Apr 21, 2016 00:09
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dirksteadfast posted:Rebuttal: This was discovered when someone ate too much vanilla ice cream and vomited, so all the vomit was gallons of vanilla ice cream, like a terrible soft-serve machine. whiteyfats posted:It would be all foamy and half curdled from the stomach acid, too. One of my earliest memories is of a time I went on a day trip to the city with my parents. Had a fancy dinner in Chinatown, probably did some other touristy things, gently caress if I know. My most vivid memory of the entire night was taking a bath when I got home and vomiting strawberry ice cream into a trashcan. I don't even remember getting ice cream.. just it coming back up, and thinking it tasted exactly the same as it did going down. Lifehack: build lasting memories by being violently ill! 
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Apr 21, 2016 00:57
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Bees on Wheat posted:One of my earliest memories is of a time I went on a day trip to the city with my parents. Had a fancy dinner in Chinatown, probably did some other touristy things, gently caress if I know. My most vivid memory of the entire night was taking a bath when I got home and vomiting strawberry ice cream into a trashcan. I don't even remember getting ice cream.. just it coming back up, and thinking it tasted exactly the same as it did going down. What up, early childhood vomit trauma buddy. When I was 3-4, my parents took me to Olive Garden (we were hella broke back then so Olive Garden was a big deal) and let me have all the breadsticks my tiny fists could jam into my mouth. Needless to say I ate way to goddamn many, self control isn't really like a thing for toddlers, and made it to the parking lot before launching and absolute cannon of pink vomit (breadsitcks + marinara) onto myself, the side of the car, inside of the car, and my poor mother. I was wearing a blue dress, black shoes, and white socks. It is one of my earliest memories and to this day I can't go back to Olive Garden, I think I'll have some kind of Pavlov's dog response if I eat anything. 13Pandora13 has a new favorite as of 02:26 on Apr 21, 2016 |
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Apr 21, 2016 01:29
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dirksteadfast posted:Rebuttal: This was discovered when someone ate too much vanilla ice cream and vomited, so all the vomit was gallons of vanilla ice cream, like a terrible soft-serve machine. Use this one weird trick to give yourself a food aversion to vanilla ice cream that'll last for years!
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Apr 21, 2016 02:09
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when I was very young, I threw up exactly one mushroom. I vividly remember this to the point that I decided I must have imagined it as a reason for hating mushrooms, because nobody that young remembers anything that clearly, right? I was having dinner with my mother recently and I declined to eat something with mushrooms. she then tells the table about the time I threw up exactly one mushroom. mind blown
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Apr 21, 2016 02:10
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Karate Bastard posted:Maybe they're not a loving pig so they didn't eat them all at once, y'think about that huh? #lifehack LMAO like that would ever happen.
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Apr 21, 2016 02:14
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Adix posted:when I was very young, I threw up exactly one mushroom. I vividly remember this to the point that I decided I must have imagined it as a reason for hating mushrooms, because nobody that young remembers anything that clearly, right? Wait, did you throw up a whole, untarnished mushroom? Or did you throw up after eating one mushroom? Cause one of them I owe you a beer, and the other I'm throwing you in the locker for.
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Apr 21, 2016 03:18
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Wait, did you throw up a whole, untarnished mushroom? Or did you throw up after eating one mushroom? I ate a sliced mushroom in something; like the kind you'd see on a cartoon pizza. Later, it came back up intact.
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Apr 21, 2016 03:58
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Palpek posted:but also the phosphoric acid (the substance from onions that makes you cry when you cut them open) Interestingly, if I try to find out whether they actually have phosphoric acid, all I find is sites touting the same bullshit remedy. So one person got it wrong and then it spread like gospel.
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