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Also I mentally add 2% to Remain every time an EU referendum poll comes out to cover missing Northern Irish responses. Maybe I'm optimistic but prove me wrong polling people
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 13:26 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 13:26 |
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kustomkarkommando posted:Also I mentally add 2% to Remain every time an EU referendum poll comes out to cover missing Northern Irish responses.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 13:29 |
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kustomkarkommando posted:Also I mentally add 2% to Remain every time an EU referendum poll comes out to cover missing Northern Irish responses. ICM polls Northern Ireland, I know because the auto-dialler would always give me Northern Irish people at 10 AM on a loving Sunday. Several hours of people telling me to gently caress off on the Lord's day.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 13:30 |
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Tesseraction posted:ICM polls Northern Ireland, I know because the auto-dialler would always give me Northern Irish people at 10 AM on a loving Sunday. Several hours of people telling me to gently caress off on the Lord's day. The tables for that poll shows no Northern Ireland respondents though
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 14:21 |
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Dabir posted:This is Dumb. kustomkarkommando posted:The tables for that poll shows no Northern Ireland respondents though NI are just a region in England that hasn't been found in the poll.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 14:32 |
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EvilGenius posted:TBH, when was the last time you heard someone refer to a vagina as a 'oval office'? I still use it when taking extra filthy in bed or when having phone sex, totally still has its place
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 14:39 |
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I hope for Tesseraction's sake you're on the do not call list.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 14:48 |
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I once interrupted a couple having sex. Awkward conversation followed as he said he couldn't really answer a survey there and then and I apologised for bothering him.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 14:54 |
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Who the gently caress answers the phone during sex?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:01 |
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Who the gently caress answers the phone during sex? hahah beaten like that guy's climax was by the phone
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:01 |
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Tesseraction posted:I once interrupted a couple having sex. Awkward conversation followed as he said he couldn't really answer a survey there and then and I apologised for bothering him. did he answer any questions at all?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:19 |
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Guavanaut posted:Does Scotland's idea still hold if England, Wales, and Scotland all vote Remain but Northern Ireland votes Leave? NI will vote remain by a good margin, some local polls have put it at 75/25 to remain with undecideds eliminated and somewhere in the high-50s for remain even with undecideds. You'll have to try harder than that to get rid of us
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:23 |
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He answered the phone because our dialling system doesn't allow you to hang up on a ringing phone without permission, and he didn't have an answering machine, and presumeably he thought it was an emergency to do with his family. The question he answered was me asking if he was okay with us calling back and he distractedly said "sure, whatever" before hanging up. The woman found the situation comically awkward judging by their interactions.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:28 |
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Tesseraction posted:He answered the phone because our dialling system doesn't allow you to hang up on a ringing phone without permission, and he didn't have an answering machine Edit: Oh presumably permission from your manager, durr
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:53 |
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Yeah, they record our audio stream and computer actions, so if we hang up without waiting a 'sensible' amount of time we're in trouble. And yes, they do listen to the audio streams - often to find out if someone introduced political bias (my classmate got fired for pro-Tory bias, something I wish would happen in more professions).
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:59 |
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Because of the wonders of the House of Lords, the Lib Dems have won a parliamentary by-election, where Viscount John Sinclair of Thurso, former MP for (and current owner of half the land in) Caithness, Sutherland, and Easter Ross, has been unanimously voted by the three hereditary Lib Dem peers to replace the deceased Lord Avebury. Our parliamentary system is working juuuuuuuuuust fine, ladies and gentlemen.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:05 |
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kustomkarkommando posted:You'll have to try harder than that to get rid of us
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:09 |
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I do know some people that would answer the phone while having sex just because the only people who ever call are emergency related.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:11 |
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Taear posted:I do know some people that would answer the phone while having sex just because the only people who ever call are emergency related. Was it you who got routine pooing updates texted to you by a fellow goon?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:14 |
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Surely once a telephone call is answered it is no longer during sex?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:17 |
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Tesseraction posted:Was it you who got routine pooing updates texted to you by a fellow goon? e: Dead Goon posted:Surely once a telephone call is answered it is no longer during sex?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:17 |
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Dead Goon posted:Surely once a telephone call is answered it is no longer during sex? I'm pretty sure he didn't pull out, which would have made him receiving bad news even weirder than some phone survey. Guavanaut posted:What the hell kind of person would do that when PMs exist? a) the receiver didn't want these texts, it was purely to annoy him b) and thus PMs are blockable, texts aren't
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:33 |
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Tesseraction posted:I'm pretty sure he didn't pull out, which would have made him receiving bad news even weirder than some phone survey. Also I don't have plat. And yea, Char does it, the lovely man that he is.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:42 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:Who the gently caress answers the phone during sex?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:44 |
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TinTower posted:Because of the wonders of the House of Lords, the Lib Dems have won a parliamentary by-election, where Viscount John Sinclair of Thurso, former MP for (and current owner of half the land in) Caithness, Sutherland, and Easter Ross, has been unanimously voted by the three hereditary Lib Dem peers to replace the deceased Lord Avebury. Would've been nice if the 3 members of the electorate had taken a stand and boycotted the election. But what are principles worth?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:48 |
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Lib Dem and principles lol.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 16:54 |
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Taear posted:Also I don't have plat. And yea, Char does it, the lovely man that he is. I seem to remember him detailing some hilariously angry response, but I'm not sure if they were via text or elsewhere. Always made me giggle, though.
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Cerv posted:Would've been nice if the 3 members of the electorate had taken a stand and boycotted the election. But what are principles worth? The returning officer would have probably had to do a coin toss. Hereditary replacement by-elections have to happen by law, so a party boycott would just give one of the 90 hereditary slots to the Tories to choose instead.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 17:25 |
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Guavanaut posted:Would guaranteeing marriage equality and abortion on demand at a national level do it? Too late for that suckers. The magic of devolution. You had your chance to change our abortion laws in 2008 and Gordon Brown killed it.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 17:25 |
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McDragon posted:Gove and Hunt should swap first names. That'd be good for a laugh or two. I know a guy called Mike Hunter
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 17:33 |
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JFairfax posted:did he answer any questions at all? "In or out?"
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 18:26 |
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LemonDrizzle posted:https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/722101052007452673 I'm confused, the last two polls show Labour at 31% then at 33% down by 3? What?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 18:43 |
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Ones online, the other phone.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 18:45 |
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TinTower posted:The returning officer would have probably had to do a coin toss. But I'm fairly certain that in hereditary replacement by elections by law the only eligible candidates can be meme era of the same party as the deceased, not just a convention. So there's no mechanism by which the seat could go to the Tories.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 18:50 |
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thespaceinvader posted:I'm confused, the last two polls show Labour at 31% then at 33% down by 3?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 18:54 |
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Pissflaps posted:Ones online, the other phone. TACD posted:The second one is online and the last one is phone, I assume they're comparing like with like. Knew there had to be something. Ta.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 19:16 |
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Junior doctors' strike: Jeremy Hunt rejects BMA offer to cancel walk-out if he halts contract imposition posted:Jeremy Hunt has rejected the British Medical Association's (BMA) offer to cancel next week’s all-out junior doctor strike in exchange for him halting the imposition of the controversial new contract.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 19:17 |
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But we had a negotiated outcome! We had it and that fucker vetoed it! What the fuuuuuck
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 19:24 |
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Renaissance Robot posted:But we had a negotiated outcome! We had it and that fucker vetoed it! What the fuuuuuck He's a giant smeghead who is trying to demolish the NHS. This is news to you?
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