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shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Lizard Wizard posted:

What, link please.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3702007&pagenumber=50&perpage=40

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Edit: Misread post. I am dumb.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Ah ha too much!!



Well, Cash Crab?

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 04:17 on Apr 17, 2016

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Fart Pipe posted:

You should check out the red panda thread if you havent already. They have some pretty boss ears too.

Hello!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

twistedmentat posted:

There's a raccoon in an episode of Kimmy Schmidt season 2!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Crossposting from the comics megathread:

CatStacking
Jan 9, 2010

~A Purely Preposterous Pussy~
My friend and I went to her parents' place to visit today. On our way home, she slowed down because she saw this raccoon hanging out on the side of the road, so that I could see him better because she knows I love Treasure Cats. He hid behind a pole and then peeked out all cute like.

...that is my raccoon story.

Have some pictures from the zoo cafe in Thailand, that my friend went to.





And also:



Also I have a video from the zoo cafe, just gotta figure out what's the best way to post it from my phone.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Awww...Treasure Cat.

Man, I haven't seen or thought about Mr Wong in forever.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



He looks like he just realized he has responsibilities

:smith:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

He looks like he just realized he has responsibilities

:smith:

Swimsuit season is coming, and he's still got a winter body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5naTTEkdAE

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!









Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy




I had these as a kid

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Teach your children well, teach them raccoon

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!




Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hands. :kimchi:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I like raccoon but I always feel a tiny bit wary around them. They're still wild animals after all. They also sometimes got the rabies.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Baronjutter posted:

I like raccoon but I always feel a tiny bit wary around them. They're still wild animals after all. They also sometimes got the rabies.

Wild raccoons are best observed from a distance. When I come home at night during the summer i always shake my keys as I walk to the door of my building to scare any trash pandas away because when I was a teenager my mom was scratched by one she didn't know what hiding behind the garbage cans after going to put out the trash. She was lucky it didn't get infected or anything, but it wasn't was still scary.

Though I'd rather deal with raccoons than skunks. When I lived in Ottawa and Mississauga they'd be the ones to go into garbage more often than anything else. Once I went out to the bins and there was at least a dozen fart squirrels out there, and they all raised their tails at me at the same time. I deiced I didn't need to put my garbage out right then after all.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

twistedmentat posted:

Awww...Treasure Cat.

I tried googling treasure cat. All the results are for Cheshire cat.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

twistedmentat posted:

Wild raccoons are best observed from a distance. When I come home at night during the summer i always shake my keys as I walk to the door of my building to scare any trash pandas away because when I was a teenager my mom was scratched by one she didn't know what hiding behind the garbage cans after going to put out the trash. She was lucky it didn't get infected or anything, but it wasn't was still scary.

Though I'd rather deal with raccoons than skunks. When I lived in Ottawa and Mississauga they'd be the ones to go into garbage more often than anything else. Once I went out to the bins and there was at least a dozen fart squirrels out there, and they all raised their tails at me at the same time. I deiced I didn't need to put my garbage out right then after all.

Fat squirrel? Skunks aren't rodents. :colbert:

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

whiteyfats posted:

Fat squirrel? Skunks aren't rodents. :colbert:

Fart squirrel.
I love the cute little bastards. They're a lot less scary once you realize that spraying you is always a last resort. As long as you aren't trying to grab them, they'll just put on a little tough guy act by pointing their butt at you or stomping their feet. Once they know you aren't going to run up and try to eat them, they'll either dash off, or go back to whatever they were doing before. I've almost stepped on them plenty of times, and never had one spray me.

Fun fact, if you pick up a fart squirrel by the tail, it won't be able to spray you. It needs it's rear feet on the ground in order to get the leverage to squeeze it's fart spray gland. Good luck putting it down though.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Thanks for the stinkbear tips. My region never had them until recently. None on my island but Vancouver is full of them. Just waddling down the street next to skyscrapers no big deal. That's of course on top of the already high levels of coonage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-inocUDVs5w
Grabbing by the tail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwL1JnWMdhs
Trash bag suit

Baronjutter has a new favorite as of 02:58 on Apr 21, 2016

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Some people get pet skunks and remove the scent glands and they're basically Oreo-colored ferrets that are fat instead of long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zzpvTPYDDM

Also they're legal to own as pets in many states

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
It's kind of amazing how many wild animals can be domesticated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so

I read that you can domesticate foxes pretty easily, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbXP0v2uK-U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry8iFueusXA
babies go swimming!

Wheany posted:

I tried googling treasure cat. All the results are for Cheshire cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJfRXjYBXw

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 04:38 on Apr 21, 2016

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Porcupines don't appear to be designed for petting or cuddling and must live the most miserable existences

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

goose fleet posted:

Porcupines don't appear to be designed for petting or cuddling and must live the most miserable existences

You can pet their snout, that's about it.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

goose fleet posted:

Porcupines don't appear to be designed for petting or cuddling and must live the most miserable existences

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog%27s_dilemma

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

goose fleet posted:

Porcupines don't appear to be designed for petting or cuddling and must live the most miserable existences

welding gloves and a thick shirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5I5H7EeC8k

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

OH MY GOSH. He is so H A P P Y :allears:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Ah in the next video he's playing in the snow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ8AwnuEOOE

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
For my 3000th post I present you all with some FAT

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

goose fleet posted:

For my 3000th post I present you all with some FAT



"Draw me like one of your trash bears..."

Zernach
Oct 23, 2012
Finland is a sad place since we do not have trash bears. But we do have raccoon dogs that spread to the country when the Soviets decided to transplant them to eastern Europe. So now we have a healthy population of tanuki.

Here is a remarkably chill one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arUL07F0Hoc

Here is a loud one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Nqxs93PUw

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Apparently you can even tame raccoon dogs :eyepop:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



How is the cameraperson not cracking the gently caress up

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

goose fleet posted:

For my 3000th post I present you all with some FAT



All of your posts are good and I congratulate you on your 3000th post :toot: (and how you kept tabs to know it was 3000 :toot::toot:)


For you here are some Russian енотs with obligatory adidas

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

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