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Krinkle posted:Ahahaha the fat cat banker calls up the president and tells him to nuke the midwest. That owns. All I can picture is President Don Knotts on the other end of the line shouting, "B-b-b-but I don't wanna the nuke the Midwest!" as his hand hovers over the big red button.
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VioletCorsica posted:That's numberwang. ffffooooouuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr
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Krinkle posted:Ahahaha the fat cat banker calls up the president and tells him to nuke the midwest. That owns. It's not too late for Obama to do something he'd be remembered and celebrated for for the rest of time.
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Alan Smithee posted:ffffooooouuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr That's numberwang! Let's rotate the board!
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Apr 20, 2016 07:00
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Krinkle posted:Ahahaha the fat cat banker calls up the president and tells him to nuke the midwest. That owns. Why nuke Kansas? It's already been tax break-ed to the Stone Age.
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Young Freud posted:Why nuke Kansas? It's already been tax break-ed to the Stone Age. I assume the Fat Cat Bankster wants to break the back of the american people, but he doesn't want to accidentally destroy one of his own houses, businesses, or friends. A nuke on US soil will make all hell break loose even if nothing critical is destroyed and only a few thousand people die. Just look at 9/11. America lost it's goddamn mind for the low, low cost of a few office buildings and less than 3000 people. The country all but shut down for a couple days, then was all weird for months and made a lot of terrible decisions and worse laws. What would happen if someone nuked Topeka?
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Angela Christine posted:What would happen if someone nuked Topeka? National holiday, parades.
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quote:A dire warning of a wake up call of what might be our future when a globalist terrorist organization aligned with the United Nations disables the United States power grid and institutes Martial Law. It will take a dedicated family of patriots armed with strong survival skills and the remains of the Second Amendment to save America and reclaim its freedom. This is beyond parody.
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Apr 20, 2016 09:12
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With an endorsement by the Oath Keepers. This is beautiful
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Voyager I posted:This is beyond parody. I imagine the version as seen from the eyes of the military would be very similar to Tucker and Dale vs. Evil.
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Apr 20, 2016 14:42
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All civilization collapses but I still need the SECUND MMENDMENT to tell me I get to have guns.
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Apr 20, 2016 14:54
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Bombadilillo posted:All civilization collapses but I still need the SECUND MMENDMENT to tell me I get to have guns. The constitution is god's law and civilization collapsing doesn't mean it stops being the one true holy document.
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Apr 20, 2016 15:07
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Young Freud posted:Why nuke Kansas? It's already been tax break-ed to the Stone Age. getting hit in the bread basket is an old pro wrestling trick
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Apr 20, 2016 15:51
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the real problem is if someone nukes Kansas we won't get any slick footage of it. all we've got is the same grainy film of 50s air tests, would be nice to get some new 60fps high-res video footage of an atom bomb going off
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:the real problem is if someone nukes Kansas we won't get any slick footage of it. all we've got is the same grainy film of 50s air tests, would be nice to get some new 60fps high-res video footage of an atom bomb going off yeah regardless of how loving horrible nuclear weapons are on all levels i do honestly wish we could like, put one on the moon and set it off with cameras from every angle and full stereoscopic 3D ultra high def and stuff.
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Apr 20, 2016 17:32
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vote for me for president and i promise you we will get the  nuke footage this country deserves 
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Apr 20, 2016 17:33
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a nuclear explosion on the moon would look too different from one on earth solution is easy nuke the bundy ranch
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Voyager I posted:This is beyond parody. A globalist terrorist organization aligned with the United Nations.
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"They pull up their bootstraps and they fight" Bootstrapping confirmed. This is going to be amazing.
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Xotl posted:"They pull up their bootstraps and they fight" Yeah I basically did a  irl when they literally namedropped bootstraps
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To give them some credit, it's actually impressive that they managed to make a coherent sentence entirely out of far-right buzzwords.
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Marijuana Nihilist posted:solution is easy nuke the bundy ranch Then we couldn't make it a federally protected wildlife refuge! (Actually, considering how apparently wildlife loves Chernobyl now, maybe we could.)
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:This is unironically what militia men believe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwmlnN9nis Uhh hi, we're the Army and we're going door to door collecting your guns. We didn't bring any body armor or helmets, though, so please don't shoot us. We didn't bring any extra mags, either. Or any tactical gear at all, really. Or even enough bits to make a complete uniform. We have to take turns wearing Ted's boonie hat.
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It makes way more sense if you interpret it as a militia going door to door and confiscating guns from black people.
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https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/722978445907521537 https://twitter.com/etherealspirits/status/722979726642401280 https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/722985202352422914 JJ MacNab is the best.
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Apr 21, 2016 09:17
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God drat Ryan, 'free speech  ' carries as much legal weight as Olly Olly Oxenfree.
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Discendo Vox posted:https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/722985202352422914 Fantastic I really wish images could be thread titles
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Apr 21, 2016 11:40
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Where's the no guns sign in that photo
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Apr 21, 2016 12:13
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come on, haven't any of you heard that popular militia slogan "no guns no alcohol"? it is right up there with "come and take it" or "don't tread on me". wicked common motto, the no guns thing, they say it all the time
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Apr 21, 2016 12:29
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Now THAT has to be a brazen FBI plant
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Young Freud posted:Why nuke Kansas? It's already been tax break-ed to the Stone Age. They're ripping off DC's Kingdom Come?
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Apr 21, 2016 14:23
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Raku posted:Now THAT has to be a brazen FBI plant Maybe a moran got a clue?
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Regular Nintendo posted:Where's the no guns sign in that photo the no guns sign doesn't exist
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Mr. Nice! posted:the no guns sign doesn't exist Oh I thought it was there but mostly obstructed by a guy with a gun I can't tell what's a joke anymore
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https://twitter.com/BixJacks/status/723129735501352960/photo/1
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i'm not for vigilante justice, but i fantasize about it, deride others who fail to engage in it and talk at length on the internet about a dildo-themed brand of vigilante justice that i imagine myself engaging in
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i'm not for vigilante justice, but i fantasize about it, deride others who fail to engage in it and talk at length on the internet about a dildo-themed brand of vigilante justice that i imagine myself engaging in Yes, Internet posts about dild justice are serious business.
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The sign that doesn't exist could be like a Simpson's joke were someone forgot to put the some punctuation. "Family friendly area? No, guns."
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Geostomp posted:The sign that doesn't exist could be like a Simpson's joke were someone forgot to put the some punctuation. "Family friendly area? No, guns." Family-friendly? No, guns, no! Alcohol.
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