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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Stallion Cabana posted:

yeah Gappy murdered those dudes earlier. It seems weird if they're immortal because the other two have literally turned into pieces of rock and dust and blown away after they died.

They just retreated in their invincible dust form to go into the ocean and absorb the minerals from salt water to reconstitute themselves, obviously.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

They just retreated in their invincible dust form to go into the ocean and absorb the minerals from salt water to reconstitute themselves, obviously.

Nijimura will be the key to defeating the final boss of part 8, because she wields I Want to Break Free, the almighty vacuum cleaner Stand.

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Sinners Sandwich posted:

It's just to refer to him as Josuke without confusing him with Part 4's Josuke.

I can't remember how Japan did it but the english release of All Star Battle refereed to Gappy as "Jo2suke" which is pretty awkard. The little pet name is a pretty good fit for that little oddball


I'm honestly surprised they weren't dead or injured looking in the present

Both Josukes have different kanji for their names.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Dias posted:

Nijimura will be the key to defeating the final boss of part 8, because she wields I Want to Break Free, the almighty vacuum cleaner Stand.

She gets a Lady Gaga stand AND a Queen!? Oh my~

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

The Sandman posted:

Why is his nickname Gappy? Honest question here.

Fun fact, in Japanese, in JoJolion, Josuke has a different kanji spelling from DiU Josuke, but English doesn't have an easy way to differentiate the two. I thought we could start calling him Josefumi when that was first revealed, but thanks to the flashbacks, that would still be confusing, so Gappy it shall be.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Josuke Higashikata posted:

A close up of Gappy's crotch may help your decision.


(really nice detail work on his belt buckle)

I want that belt buckle

Daxing Dan
Apr 2, 2015

Damn it, why it does need to remain only four bullets!?

Stallion Cabana posted:

can we talk about that brutal loving beatdown that Josefumi dished out.

Like I seriously thought for a second 'wait so were there 4 A Pex brothers and Josefumi just loving dismantled two of them in an instant?'


It seems like Josefumi's Soft & Wet was a real killer in close range combat; maybe even more then Gappy's from his fight with I Am A Rock.

He didn't even need his stand. He took out the Aphex bros with just his bare fists and a handful of bubbles. Soft and Wet was just there to add insult to injury.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

It's just to refer to him as Josuke without confusing him with Part 4's Josuke.

I can't remember how Japan did it but the english release of All Star Battle refereed to Gappy as "Jo2suke" which is pretty awkard. The little pet name is a pretty good fit for that little oddball


I'm honestly surprised they weren't dead or injured looking in the present

The "Jo" in part 4 Josuke is written with a 丈, while Part 8's Jo is written with a 定. When speaking, I think you'd just call them "Josuke from part 4" and "Josuke from part 8," or something.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
I call him good ol' four balls. And as of this update I'm not entirely sure that wasn't just a default feature of Josefumi.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Could the extra balls be the dog's balls?

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Gappy is going to get his sack ripped open and it reveals his second pair are actually two fully functioning eyes

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Or Rokakaka seeds (assuming they're like peach seeds)

...okay i'm sticking to this theory actually, there were two fruits, he has two extra testicles, that poo poo's magic and i would not be shocked if we're setting up for the rokakaka tree popping out of Gappy's crotch.

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 20, 2016

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Okuyasu Nijimura posted:

It was pretty incredible. Just those panels where Josefumi is sitting there watching the twins come in and he's glaring up at them... please let me live long enough to see that animated, because it was loving awesome.
That scene owned and would own to see animated.

That said, I do feel like Araki missed an opportunity here to foreshadow some future bad guys, or even to showcase some dude(s) showing up and getting beaten solely within the confines of the flashback. I get that's not exactly how Araki operates, but it makes the fruit mafia feel a bit smaller than it probably is in retrospect. Assuming Damo goes down next month and there's some dude who threatens the Higashikatas after him, where was that guy while all this was going down in the past? Who's at the top of this pyramid scheme anyway? We've seen a brief flash of a single face in Josuke's "Memory," but the guy hasn't even shown up in this flashback.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The twist will be that Hato is the true mastermind.

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Or Rokakaka seeds (assuming they're like peach seeds)

...okay i'm sticking to this theory actually, there were two fruits, he has two extra testicles, that poo poo's magic and i would not be shocked if we're setting up for the rokakaka tree popping out of Gappy's crotch.

The entirety of Part 8 is actually Araki trying to make the most extended Twig & Berries pun in the world.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Hold on. What if... part of Jesus Christ's body wasnt recovered? What if his testicles fell off and got buried? So they mixed with some random fruit in the Higashikata soil and thats where Rokakaka comes from?

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
The United States government wouldn't have left without Jesus' body in tow, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn his presence had a distinct aftereffect on the local environment.

The rock men are likely tangentially related as well.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The rock humans are all descended from the rock placed in front of Christ's grave.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
If not Jesus' testicles then maybe a nail or something, just enough to make a sacred fruit from his body. Perhaps the rock people are a side effect of his powers saving america.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

I hope that Jesus continues to be a key element to every part from here on out.

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
The corpse of Jesus Christ being this absurdly powerful relic that follows barely consistent rules and grants ridiculous abilities is one of the best plot devices/plot tokens in fiction

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Moltrey posted:

The corpse of Jesus Christ being this absurdly powerful relic that follows barely consistent rules and grants ridiculous abilities is one of the best plot devices/plot tokens in fiction

jesus makes the rules, he doesn't follow them

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The Lost Gospel of Andrew:

And so Jesus was one day walking the streets of Jerusalem when a man across the road, Sepultura, insulted the LORD and the manner in which he wore his hair.
"WHAT THE gently caress DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR", Jesus replied calmly as his Stand, My Sweet Lord, appeared behind him

Funky Valentine fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Apr 20, 2016

Aquasnake
Jan 30, 2013

"I... I did well, didn't I?"
Would any of Jojolion reading cool guys want to or be willing to write up brief character description/rundown/summaries for the characters in Part 8. Just so that people like me have a slightly firmer understanding of who is who, and who is also who, and also who isn't who else?

Also, did you say "Fruit Mafia"?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I'll tag up to recent points + stands
Heroes
Josuke Higashikata - Protagonist, is two dudes with 4 balls, Soft & Wet, can remove properties from an item
Yasuho - His woman, Paisley Park, GPS that governs fate
Joshuu Higashikata - That filtered word that sounds like Kakyoin, Nut King Call, kind of like Sticky Fingers
Norisuke Higashikata - Professional dad, hides his porn, King Nothing, can track a scent.
Daiya Higashikata - Blind, California King Bed, steals memories.
Hato Higashikata - Hot
Jobin Higashikata - Hot dad Speed King, can make a localised point very hot and more
Mitsuba Higashikata - Irrelevant
Tsurugi Higashikata - Kid Paper Moon King, can alter how you perceive appearances.
Palawanicus Joestar - Beetle, Brojo, cooler than Joshuu
Iwasuke - Dog
Kyo Nijimura - Maid Born This Way, attacks you with ice and a motorbike, next person's sister
Kira Yoshikage - Hottest Killer Queen, yep. 50% of Josuke
Josefumi Kujo - Soft & Wet, the other half of Josuke.
Karera Sakunami - Love Love Deluxe, can summon hair, wants the D
Johnny Joestar - He would later die of a rock.
Villains -
Ojiro Sasame - Idiot Fun! Fun! Fun!, controls people beneath him.
Yagiyama Yotsuyu - Architect I am a Rock!, draws items to a person. Is a rock. Fruit mafia
Aishou Dainenjiyama - Wears a sweater as a hat, Doobie Wah!, summons a tornado from your breathing, rock man, Fruit Mafia
The A.Phex twins - Jobbers, Schottkey no.1 and 2. Can transform his left hand into what his right hand is touching, Can poison you. Fruit Mafia
Damo Tamaki - 2nd Hottest, Vitamin C, melts you into goo. Apparently ringleader of Fruit Mafia

Okuyasu Nijimura
May 31, 2015


Honestly you're sitting there acting like you're trying to help somebody out but you're not even ALLOWING Josefumi on the hotness ranking? You want to start some poo poo with me or what?

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Gappy is going to get his sack ripped open and it reveals his second pair are actually two fully functioning eyes

kira's face pops out and begs for treats

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Okuyasu Nijimura posted:

Honestly you're sitting there acting like you're trying to help somebody out but you're not even ALLOWING Josefumi on the hotness ranking? You want to start some poo poo with me or what?



I omitted some details so theyre a surprise

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Aquasnake posted:

Also, did you say "Fruit Mafia"?

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

Josuke Higashikata posted:

The problem is Josefumi is only just getting a good look at her as he moors the boat. Kira comes across as the more informed about Karera than Josefumi to me.

I thought that line was less literal "this is the first time I see her properly and she's cute" and more like "you know, I haven't really paid attention to her before, but now that I'm actually checking her out she's kinda cute"

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


damo seems like more of an enforcer to me

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I dunno, I think there's some dog inside of him, maybe they swapped hearts or something internal because Gappy is a Good Boy but Kira and Josefumi aren't quite Good Boys despite not being bad boys, so they needed just a little bit of Goodest Boy and since Okuyasu isn't around a Dog needs to be put in the mix.

I mean, this is gonna sound ridiculous but, well, what if there's Gappy running around, all the good parts of Josefumi and Kira plus a little bit of Dog, then there's the other? that other body somehow's still alive and gained something to allow him to survive with crappy parts and no Dog to make him good? so he's just essentially Evil!Gappy and has been pulling strings while Gappy tries to figure out what's going on, so Gappy keeps Soft&Wet while Evil!Gappy has Killer Queen.

Lil bit late coming in here but the other body is just dead. Kira's dead body gets dug up and the police note that it's missing a bunch of bits (including his balls). It happens in like, chapter two or three, maybe? Very early on. Whose soul does Gappy have, though? That's the question, because souls are definitely a thing in Jojos. Josefumi seemed to be dying at the end of this Chapter whilst Kira was healing, so I don't think its really cut and dry that Gappy is like, a resurrected Josefumi with amnesia and Kira's nads. I think he's his own person, really. Two cool bros squished together into one cooler boyfriend for Yasuho.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


tiistai posted:

I thought that line was less literal "this is the first time I see her properly and she's cute" and more like "you know, I haven't really paid attention to her before, but now that I'm actually checking her out she's kinda cute"

Even in that context, it doesn't help the case. She supposedly hung with him and went to Kiras house. There's no situation where Josefumi can come to this conclusion and have it gel with how close Karera says they were

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Condiv posted:

damo seems like more of an enforcer to me

I agree with this. If we go with the whole fruit mafia angle I'd call Damo a capo more than anything. He's got his underlings, but he's still coming out himself to do dirty work.

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Karera strikes me as alt-Yukako, so I don't feel like it'd be too crazy to assume she's bullshitting Josuke that they were a lot closer than they actually are. I'm really curious about her picture and the fact that she knew about the rokakaka though.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Red Bones posted:

Lil bit late coming in here but the other body is just dead. Kira's dead body gets dug up and the police note that it's missing a bunch of bits (including his balls). It happens in like, chapter two or three, maybe? Very early on. Whose soul does Gappy have, though? That's the question, because souls are definitely a thing in Jojos. Josefumi seemed to be dying at the end of this Chapter whilst Kira was healing, so I don't think its really cut and dry that Gappy is like, a resurrected Josefumi with amnesia and Kira's nads. I think he's his own person, really. Two cool bros squished together into one cooler boyfriend for Yasuho.

Two souls in one body... diavolo style

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Sometimes you just have to zoom out from being a fan and realize: JoJo's has led us into serious discussion of Jesus Christ's testicles.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

no they will not posted:

Two souls in one body... diavolo style

To clarify: one big soul made of two souls, with a seam down the middle

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
I don't think Kaera is bullshiting Josuke about how they close they were out of any malevolence though , just greatly overstating their relationship out of loneliness. Bullshiting is even a strong word as I don't think she's intentionally deceiving Josuke, she just wants a friend. Even now, the dude she liked who was just starting to like her fused into a different dude who doesn't even know who she is.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Sometimes you just have to zoom out from being a fan and realize: JoJo's has led us into serious discussion of Jesus Christ's testicles.

Even more sacrilegious: JoJo's has got me listening to Savage Garden again.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Naerasa posted:

Even more sacrilegious: JoJo's has got me listening to Savage Garden again.

I Want You is a banger and don't listen to anyone who says otherwise.

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