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PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

NESguerilla posted:

I wish I could go back in time to the 80's and find the Playmates employee who conceived My Little Pony and tell him that 30 years from then, there would be social communities of adult men loving stuffed animals of those characters. The look on his face would be pretty good.

"They're remembered 30 years from now and have a thriving market? Jackpot!"

# ? Apr 19, 2016 22:20

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# ? May 1, 2024 19:56

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

NESguerilla posted:

I wish I could go back in time to the 80's and find the Playmates employee who conceived My Little Pony and tell him that 30 years from then, there would be social communities of adult men loving stuffed animals of those characters. The look on his face would be pretty good.

brony zero

# ? Apr 19, 2016 22:22

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I saw a guy get busted for filming women in a gym quite a few years ago, that's my "keep men out of gyms" story.

# ? Apr 19, 2016 22:48

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

I saw a guy get busted for filming women in a gym quite a few years ago, that's my "keep men out of gyms" story.

They busted a guy here for recording women and girls changing in his massage parlor. Got some pretty serious time.

# ? Apr 19, 2016 22:50

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Verisimilidude posted:

This comic strip kinda supports safe spaces for women as actual things we need.

A woman's safe space: a rape support group; a battered women's shelter.

A man's safe space: Call of Duty; Battlefield lobbies.

don't argue with these comics

# ? Apr 19, 2016 23:39

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

don't argue with these comics

also don't post them.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 00:35

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ? Apr 20, 2016 01:18

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

The Captain Planet reboot looks poo poo

# ? Apr 20, 2016 01:19

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

cash crab posted:

This is why girls shouldn't masturbate with highlighters.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 01:32

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

I don't think my monitor can properly display those colours.

I would have guessed this guys name was Chad just by looking at the image

Chad's grade 7 class photo

The kind of guy who would get this done probably would end up with gun shot wounds

I feel like footie players are probably the most AUG of all athletes.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 02:07

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chad should be in the awesome and giving no fucks thread. :colbert:

# ? Apr 20, 2016 02:43

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

bubblebee posted:

http://imgur.com/a/FyTFp

I saw this earlier on r/sex today but when I went back to SCap it was already deleted.

"I hide three of these carrots around my body, for example [...] under one of my belly flaps [... ]".

"belly flap s ".

:barf:

Shanghaied has a new favorite as of 03:25 on Apr 20, 2016

# ? Apr 20, 2016 03:22

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

twistedmentat posted:

I don't think my monitor can properly display those colours.

I'm fairly certain you have to be a mantis shrimp to see these colours

twistedmentat posted:

I would have guessed this guys name was Chad just by looking at the image

Chad owns

# ? Apr 20, 2016 03:45

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

bubblebee posted:

http://imgur.com/a/FyTFp

I saw this earlier on r/sex today but when I went back to SCap it was already deleted.

graey alien posted:

Lauren F. - Age 22

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then......when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on "UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!

np - green day - time of our lives

# ? Apr 20, 2016 04:10

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Shanghaied posted:

"I hide three of these carrots around my body, for example [...] under one of my belly flaps [... ]".

"belly flap s ".

i mean...flaps come in pairs. symmetry is beautiful, the human body is beautiful.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 04:17

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

I am really glad that the fat fermenting fetish has disgusted you all more than the goatse in a cup that I had posted earlier

Here is another terrible thing as a thank you.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 04:51

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Jacklyn looks like the bad guy from Lost Highway.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 05:07

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

# ? Apr 20, 2016 05:36

Zortzico: Jul 3, 2007; We're Just Running In The 90's

cash crab posted:

Jesus christ, his hair looks like a toilet scrubber

# ? Apr 20, 2016 05:42

Noyemi K: Dec 9, 2012; youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

# ? Apr 20, 2016 11:22

Stringbean: Aug 6, 2010

Busket Posket posted:

What in the actual gently caress.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 11:39

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Noyemi K posted:

His employer should be alerted he's not fit for the job on the account of not being cheeky enough.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 12:03

Ratzap: Jun 9, 2012; Let no pie go wasted; Soiled Meat

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Was I the last person to know about this thing

That looks like a video version of the main plot idea in Adolf - er ist wieder da! which came out in 1997 in Germany. It caused a lot of ruffled feathers of course (I was living over there at the time) but it's pretty funny if somewhat surreal. Reading that page I see they're making a film of the comic books, superb.
The bit with Goering as a trans ex-CIA agent crack whore is just fantastic

# ? Apr 20, 2016 13:22

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I have a penis and it wants to say hello to a vagina

# ? Apr 20, 2016 14:17

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Solice Kirsk posted:

Jacklyn looks like the bad guy from Lost Highway.

Jackyln looks like Norwegian industrial frontman Mortiis

who is also pretty AUG i guess

# ? Apr 20, 2016 14:23

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Metal is the anime of music.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:02

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

walgreenslatino posted:

Jackyln looks like Norwegian industrial frontman Mortiis

who is also pretty AUG i guess

Parasite God is :kickingrad:

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:28

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

walgreenslatino posted:

Jackyln looks like Norwegian industrial frontman Mortiis

who is also pretty AUG i guess

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:48

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

Didn't that guy actually have plastic surgery to look like that too?

E: nm it's a mask.

veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Apr 20, 2016

# ? Apr 20, 2016 18:52

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Noyemi K posted:

What level of autism do you need to have to think this kind of messaging is fine, ignoring that contacting someone through information left for a specific reason is super wrong.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Metal is the anime of music.

It really is, including how fans get super indignant if you say you're not into it.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 19:08

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

walgreenslatino posted:

You gotta pay the troll toll

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:33

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The worst thing about those texts is the faces.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:49

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHz9it70TdI

Giant coke glasses, button ups and bowl cuts. 90's fashion wasn't doing anyone any favors.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 22:54

Krowley: Feb 15, 2008

Noyemi K posted:

What's the giant black block? Did he send a dick pic?

# ? Apr 20, 2016 23:28

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

Oh man that fake man sure acts the way I claim men do.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 23:37

Guy Montag: Jun 24, 2005

FAROOQ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZmFCs-ltY

Gross.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 00:03

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

FAROOQ posted:

Oh man that fake man sure acts the way I claim men do.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Apr 21, 2016 00:14

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

FAROOQ posted:

Oh man that fake man sure acts the way I claim men do.

Makes me feel better :shrug:

Everything is photoshoppable tbh

# ? Apr 21, 2016 01:40

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

FAROOQ posted:

Whoa

# ? Apr 21, 2016 01:41

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Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

From the hentai-foundry rejection queue, when it's not a tentacle grape drawing that looks like a murder scene for once.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 02:52

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