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Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Unguided posted:

it's a mad mad mad mad world

Nope. The cactus is purchased at the beginning of the trip and is given a name. Its owner is killed on the journey

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



men and women working in the interest of a big company engage in a lot of welding, and also cutting of metal with blow torches

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the cop on his last day before retirement investigates a stabbing in a homophobic army/navy surplus store

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



amityville anus posted:

the cop on his last day before retirement investigates a stabbing in a homophobic army/navy surplus store

A man is disappointed to have just missed the breakfast menu cutoff.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The customer is always right

overeager overeater
Oct 16, 2011

"The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."



crowoutofcontext posted:

yess

An FBI agent disappears in a trailer park. A year later a stressed out lawyer spends a bucolic evening together with his daughter and her friend.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me?

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Vlad the Retailer posted:

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me?

yeah

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Keith Atherton posted:

A cactus goes on a cross country road trip

This was Kalifornia

Keith Atherton posted:

A man in purgatory with a bad back eventually finds peace

This was Jacob's Ladder

A few more:

A man finds something in his mailbox that is meant to intimidate him.

A man buys a car to impress another man. He ends up in tears.

Two border guards are repeatedly outsmarted, but become media heroes.



Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Apr 20, 2016

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Two college students drop out but eventually get a job in a factory by the end of the film.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Junior Jr. posted:

Two college students drop out but eventually get a job in a factory by the end of the film.

monsters u

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
A writer takes some pills during a hazy weekend. They affect his work.

A man loses his wife and daughter. Ten years later, he sets up a series of shell companies to buy an old building on a plot of land adjacent to a prison.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A late night train ride ultimately leads to a photographer finding a new vocation.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The homeless looking guy has no legs.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Adix posted:

monsters u

I guess that one was too easy.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

amityville anus posted:

The homeless looking guy has no legs.

Uh could be Forrest gump

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Ahundredbux posted:

Uh could be Forrest gump

nah

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




Kids?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Yah

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Otisburg posted:

A late night train ride ultimately leads to a photographer finding a new vocation.

Midnight meat train. Story written by Clive Barker.

Wurzag
Jun 3, 2007

Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?


gradenko_2000 posted:

An American exile gets on a plane, sleeps through most of the flight, gets his travel papers approved before landing, and heads off to see his kids again.

Inception

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
An aging actor is performing on Broadway and ends up in a hospital bed.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
An affluent and miserable manchild with no sense of humor finds happiness by being himself.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

MariusLecter posted:

An affluent and miserable manchild with no sense of humor finds happiness by being himself.

Goon Story?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Not quite.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
A man claims to be the founder and head of Shell Oil.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
A man claims to be the founder and head of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
A short time after leaving Mexico, an illegal alien living in the US under a false identity is used by a rich businessman to kill a business rival.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Forrest Gump is about a retard

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

EugeneJ posted:

Forrest Gump is about a retard

Goon story?

Sialia
Feb 12, 2016

EugeneJ posted:

Forrest Gump is about a retard

Everyone laughs at a retard, learns to relate to him and eventually loves him. I like Forrest Gump

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Sialia posted:

Everyone laughs at a retard, learns to relate to him and eventually loves him.

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan

Otisburg posted:

An antiquarian purchases a pair of eyeglasses that will be sold much later as a gift to the person from whom he bought them.

Star Trek IV.

You did "It" earlier by mentioning its most infamous scene, but since it wasn't in the movie I guess no one picked up on it.

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
An amateur historian details the results of middle-ages moorish conquest in southern Italy, causing racial tension.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Lordshmee posted:

An amateur historian details the results of middle-ages moorish conquest in southern Italy, causing racial tension.

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade ?

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Lordshmee posted:

An amateur historian details the results of middle-ages moorish conquest in southern Italy, causing racial tension.

True Romance

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


hehehehehe

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Lordshmee posted:

An amateur historian details the results of middle-ages moorish conquest in southern Italy, causing racial tension.

fight club

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



kizudarake posted:

Midnight meat train. Story written by Clive Barker.

They made a movie of it, I think it was one of those "masters of horror" low budget jobs.

Lordshmee posted:

Star Trek IV.

You did "It" earlier by mentioning its most infamous scene, but since it wasn't in the movie I guess no one picked up on it.

Correct

Oh yeah I guess it would make sense that they excised the tween gangbang from the mini-series.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A man weeps for the loss of his beloved pet, and the killer escapes justice to kill again.

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Otisburg posted:

A man weeps for the loss of his beloved pet, and the killer escapes justice to kill again.

john wick, again?

maybe also seven psychopaths if the man and the killer are two different people

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