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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

inshalla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Op9UgxMMfY&t=270s

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

Crossposting from the car forum, how to plant a Humvee tree (or three):

https://www.facebook.com/plugins/vi...ext=0&width=560

Anyone want to hazard a guess at how many dollars just got cratered? You know, besides the millions of dollars in damage for the poo poo that landed "properly".

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

Crossposting from the car forum, how to plant a Humvee tree (or three):

https://www.facebook.com/plugins/vi...ext=0&width=560
This is fantastic.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


M-M-M-MONSTERKILL

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

we're totally gonna train these dudes to defeat ISIS

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

I'm the guy digging out a 155mm shell with my AK barrel.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i like how no one can get the numbers right. militia report 2 dead, guys observing em say there were 4 in the blast, but no one mentions the 5th guy that walked up right before it went off

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

ded posted:

I'm the guy digging out a 155mm shell with my AK barrel.

i'm the smoldering crater and bits of guts and meat

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
alternate version of the distraught dude firing his gun in the air in anguish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY6PXoyNP1k

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

Crossposting from the car forum, how to plant a Humvee tree (or three):

https://www.facebook.com/plugins/vi...ext=0&width=560

Link not working for me anyone have another?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Foxtrot Alpha to the rescue. With pictures, even.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
The only way it could be better is if the guy gleefully shouting "Yes! Called it!" was the guy who rigged them, having done it wrong on a bet.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Wow someone needs to go back to loadmaster school...
Or be xfr into motorpool tasked with restoring these hummers. :v:


At least we got some sweet footage of it. Next time I hope they strap some 4k cameras to the hood, though.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I was invloved in a FTX wth a couple of SOCOM units in the early 90's on Bragg and was bombed by HMMWVs by the 82nd.

They took out one of the RATT rigs, a bunch of trees, and missed one of the tents by mere meters.

Nice to see things still haven't changed.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Airlift capability I get but massed formations of paratroopers is loving stupid. Disband the 82nd and let the HOOOAHHH tears flow.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

Airlift capability I get but massed formations of paratroopers is loving stupid. Disband the Army and let the HOOOAHHH tears flow.

I whole-heatedly agree with this statement.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
paradrops into enemy territory tend to be disgustingly bloody. literally every opposed paradrop in history shows this. but on the plus side it means more dead airborne, hooah?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
It's a neat way to send amazingly hooah people to their death. Like a patriotic woodchipper.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

paradrops into enemy territory tend to be disgustingly bloody. literally every opposed paradrop in history shows this. but on the plus side it means more dead airborne, hooah?

Same for amphibious landings, yet we still have the USMC.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Isn't the casualty rate on a paratrooper drop already like 40% or some poo poo by the time they hit the ground lmao (rolled ankles etc)

Especially at night, yikes

It's archaic as gently caress and I agree with y'all


Also:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST
Watching poo poo burn in on heavy drops is one of the very few good things about being on jump status. 'welp, don't have to pull maintenance on that SEE anymore!' as the little mercedes piece of poo poo blasted its way into the dz...

Seeing a 5ton burn in was kinda awe inspiring though

god bless those troops, finding joy where they can

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

sky shark posted:

Seeing a 5ton burn in was kinda awe inspiring though

:stare: ...c'mon YouTube don't fail me now!

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

Same for amphibious landings, yet we still have the USMC.

no one in the marines is excited to storm a beachhead

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSj5RbWtR7c

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
http://i.4cdn.org/g/1461224868724.webm

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:eyepop: the tooth gap on that chick

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

lmao

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
either biden has no clue how creepy he is touching women and girls and getting in their personal space like that, or he's a actually a big loving creeper pedo. i really hope he isn't :smith:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i do that but with booze

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Hold other people's children?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

either biden has no clue how creepy he is touching women and girls and getting in their personal space like that, or he's a actually a big loving creeper pedo. i really hope he isn't :smith:

Checking if the girl is ripe yet. His trans am is powered by the souls of children.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Isn't the casualty rate on a paratrooper drop already like 40% or some poo poo by the time they hit the ground lmao (rolled ankles etc)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1460813859423.webm

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJ5xtN1UAI

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

quote:

no one was laughing today

I disagree

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBXH_2Vh2y0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNJpdgVl468

Cabbage Disrespect fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Apr 23, 2016

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwO5rnJvzT4

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

This thing never gets old.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYTJpWJ-lXM

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
https://fat.gfycat.com/PeacefulDarlingCapybara.webm

Tank Commander ain't even smoking.
(it's table-breaking if I don't strip the url tags)

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Apr 26, 2016

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