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Cash Crab, why don't you have a blue raccoon for your mod star? Is the STDH that you were made a mod? You can tell us.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:29 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Takeout, breakfast cereal, frozen pizza, ramen, anything with instructions reading "remove film before microwaving" I, too, judge people on their culinary skills.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:31 |
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Bonster posted:Cash Crab, why don't you have a blue raccoon for your mod star? Is the STDH that you were made a mod? You can tell us. I'm an Idiot King which means I have half the power and responsibility of a regular mod. Also, I am exempt from the annual Hunger Games-esque event other mods must participate in.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:44 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Straight out of Facebook: eh, sounds plausible. Seems more like a 3rd person post for https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3711921
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 22:04 |
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flosofl posted:I, too, judge people on their culinary skills. ...Yeah? Unless you grew up in adverse circumstances there's sort of no excuse for not being able to cook some food for yourself as an adult.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:15 |
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Uhh how about you do what I do and cry that you're hungry like a giant dumb baby until someone else comes along and makes food for you.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:21 |
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cash crab posted:I'm an Idiot King which means I have half the power and responsibility of a regular mod. Also, I am exempt from the annual Hunger Games-esque event other mods must participate in. But you'd be champion of an event with the word Hunger in it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:10 |
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tacodaemon has a new favorite as of 01:30 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:...Yeah? Unless you grew up in adverse circumstances there's sort of no excuse for not being able to cook some food for yourself as an adult. Also, it's not so much that she couldn't cook as it is someone thinking that hamburger helper is a fancy meal. Like, I'm pretty poo poo at cooking but that doesn't make me think stuff like spaghetti or hamburger helper is fancy cooking.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:19 |
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cash crab posted:I'm an Idiot King which means I have half the power and responsibility of a regular mod. Also, I am exempt from the annual Hunger Games-esque event other mods must participate in. I don't know poo poo about the mods here, what is this event?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:24 |
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oldpainless posted:Uhh how about you do what I do and cry that you're hungry like a giant dumb baby until someone else comes along and makes food for you. Are you my husband??
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 03:26 |
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Samfucius posted:I don't know poo poo about the mods here, what is this event? cash crab and the rest of the mods are given a bow and arrows and a freezerful of McCormick mozzarella bites and jalapeno poppers. Whoever is left standing brings glory to their district.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:00 |
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I volunteer as tribute .avi.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:15 |
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It's okay, guys; gnarlyhotep offered his account to the Moddery this year. We'll have a good corn crop soon.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:18 |
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genetic_knockout posted:Are you my husband?? I am every husband
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:28 |
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oldpainless posted:I am every husband Then stop snoring, rear end in a top hat. I'm trying to read forums here.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:30 |
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(Farts loudly and coughs)
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:32 |
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genetic_knockout posted:Are you my husband?? Are you Jo Brand?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:17 |
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Armorquote:This troper once re-told the entire World War II as if it was a Wuxia-like martial arts movie, and mixing it with Dragon Ball Z, to the point the story ended with Super-Churchill fighting Perfect Hitler, destroying the world, and finding the last christmas tree to ask Shenron for a christmas miracle. Also, he had an entire conversation in alliteration, created a suit of armor out of AOL CDs "just in case", spent an entire day practising dramatic poses in front of a mirror and has had friends point out how all of Osaka's antics where done by him in highschool and junior high, sometimes event-for-event or sometimes something that's really analogous but not japanese (Like, opening packets of ketchup with his mouth without making a mess instead of splitting chopsticks neatly), to the point she's considered his race-lifted, fictional, Distaff Counterpart. Sister quote:This troper's little sister's best friend, and to a lesser extent the sister herself. In their defense, they're both ten years old (and this troper's 22. Read into that what you will.). Incidentally, the sister has some... anger issues. This troper shamelessly admits to setting her off on purpose. And reading that makes it look like this troper has some tendencies toward Cloudcuckooland himself. Tomatoes quote:When Cloudcuckoolanders collide: This troper was in a car with Mom, sister, and a friend who is one of the Founding Mothers of Cloudcuckooland. Said friend spontaneously asked, "What's the smallest number that is also a color?" While everyone else just went Huh? in awkward silence, I very quickly came back with "Ver-million!" and we all had a good laugh.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 08:13 |
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hahaha ok
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 10:10 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Armor I wanna give this kid a wedgie so fierce that his evolutionary ancestors would feel it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 13:21 |
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PYF poo poo That Didn't Happen: When Cloudcuckoolanders Collide
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 13:23 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Armor 1. I told a story once. 2. I have a weird sister. 3. I made a pun one time. These troper stories are becoming more and more mundane.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 14:36 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
Nah, same amount of mundane. He just can't retell them with the grandiose elaboration like the others. Throw in some life altering confrontation and applause and we'd be right back to normal. Happy-Go-Lilac has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Apr 22, 2016 |
# ? Apr 22, 2016 16:49 |
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quote:Reached His Tee Total
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:03 |
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https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/4dxkwh/my_exfiancee_is_threatening_to_sue_me_for/ Person posts on reddit complaining that her ex-fiance wants ownership of the ring that's been in her family for generations. Ex seems cartoonishly douchey (hosed a coworker on a table she built from the remains of his childhood home after it burned down), but it happens. The update, though... Update to my ex-fiance attempting to claim my grandmother's wedding ring posted:I wanted to say thanks for all of the advice and support I got when I posted on here a while back. I was in a pretty lovely place, and I can't describe how awesome it was to have literally hundreds of people telling me what a pathetic douche-chill my ex is.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:40 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Armor this troper insists that "told a story" implies someone was listening.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 02:13 |
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hyperhazard posted:https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/4dxkwh/my_exfiancee_is_threatening_to_sue_me_for/ A lot of stdh but a gyno saying a "pristine, perfect vagina" seems up there with top things that didn't happen.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 04:27 |
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My vagina is the Sistine Chapel of vaginas and let me just repeat that like three times. Please, someone gently caress me again.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 04:53 |
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Spacious, painted, and they select the Pope in it.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 07:46 |
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So, I had cancer a few years ago, and my wife's family (not her or most of her siblings) is SUPER into healing through prayer etc and to this day claim that it was their prayers that healed me and not the chemo and the doctors. Fair enough, they're amazing, charitable people and we get along fine otherwise. I make my views on Healing clear, and they accept that too, even if they do keep trying to show me and the wife evidence of healings so we can see the light. On that note, my mother in lawsent me this: http://www.thegreaternews.com/blog/4/22/2016/cancer-gone-after-prayer-at-azusa-now-photographic-evidence-from-doctor as evidence of total cancer healing. Now, I'm not a medical professional, but I'm pretty sure someone just went to town on that first picture in Paint or something and roughly coloured over both kidneys, and what looks like most of the heart and various organs in black? And the scan was allegedly taken in summer 2015 so its a long time to live with that massive amount of tumours! I'm not looking for a massive rebuttal to throw in my mother in law's face -although an explanation of what I'm actually looking at would be interesting- but I figured it'd be interesting for you guys in this thread. Anyone who's even peripherally involved with someone in evangelical christian circles will have heard stories like this a million times.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 08:50 |
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Nuclear War posted:So, I had cancer a few years ago, and my wife's family (not her or most of her siblings) is SUPER into healing through prayer etc and to this day claim that it was their prayers that healed me and not the chemo and the doctors. Fair enough, they're amazing, charitable people and we get along fine otherwise. I make my views on Healing clear, and they accept that too, even if they do keep trying to show me and the wife evidence of healings so we can see the light. You may want to put this in the health care stories thread and I'm sure the radiologists and nurses there will explain exactly why this picture is complete bullshit.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 09:25 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: at least I have pristine genitalia
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 11:49 |
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ughhhhh
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 13:01 |
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Vartiter posted:
i can definitely believe that two nerds can be that obnoxious over their tv shows
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 13:16 |
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Vartiter posted:
Dudes think it's hot when you call their sisters cunts, right? Come and get it boys. quote:(My nine-year-old son is a very well-behaved boy and quite smart, which often gets him labeled a “nerd” at school. After a particularly bad bullying incident, I decide to take him to a psychiatrist so he can discuss it with an expert and get some tips on how to cope with bullies.)
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 13:17 |
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Weatherman has a new favorite as of 08:40 on Oct 25, 2021 |
# ? Apr 23, 2016 13:41 |
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I'm p sure you says a person has autism, not call them autistic.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 16:20 |
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And that child grew up to be... Dexter Morgan.
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*AAh!* See, he's autistic. I think the problem was taking your child to a psychiatrist in an Adam Sandler movie.
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