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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Capt. Sticl posted:



Who ARE you?

*Violently kisses Capt. Sticl*

I'm a MAN! :argh:




e: They said I'd get all these great quotes, and then somebody gives me a new page :mad:

potee fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Apr 19, 2016

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

potee posted:

*Violently kisses Capt. Sticl*

I'm a MAN! :argh:




e: They said I'd get all these great quotes, and then somebody gives me a new page :mad:

You ask me to get a pair of quotes, I'm back in two seconds.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

potee posted:



e: They said I'd get all these great quotes, and then somebody gives me a new page :mad:



Man, I'm on the wrong page again... :stare:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Quote tags! Quote tags!

What kind of an idiot thinks anybody would be interested in an idea like that?!!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
You ever notice how when you're in a thread, they still give you quotes? Who ever thought the first thing somebody wants in a thread is a quote?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Coffee And Pie posted:

You ever notice how when you're in a thread, they still give you quotes? Who ever thought the first thing somebody wants in a thread is a quote?

I haven't read a decent post in 13 pages!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


The real J. Peterman is releasing an Urban Sombrero

quote:

Along with being a part-owner and member of the board of directors, O’Hurley has also contributed to the catalog just as his character would. “Every now and then, I will find something in my travels around the world that I find interesting and that I think is brand specific,” said O’Hurley. “So, I place [those] in the catalog.”

quote:

“The hat designer is actually the same one who did the sombrero for the Pope when he visited Mexico,” said O’Hurley. “So, apparently it comes with a touch of panache.”

The company will only make a few hundred urban sombreros and then sell them until they run out. “And that’s it, no more and never again,” claimed the actor.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
In the distance a child is crying. Fatherless. A bastard child, perhaps..

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Demon Of The Fall posted:

In the distance a child is crying. Fatherless. A bastard child, perhaps..

What are they doin' lettin' you bastards on an airplane? Don't they know that's against FAA regulations?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends either.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
So do you want to go to the Gap?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I really don't think we should be talking about this.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Coffee And Pie posted:

I really don't think we should be talking about this.

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "HEY, DENTY!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "HEY, DENTY!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools!

They do have their own threads!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Coffee And Pie posted:

I really don't think we should be talking about this.


Don't worry, I'll put it in the vault!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Don't worry, I'll put it in the vault!

Uh, we don't allow any outside syrups, jams or condiments in the thread. And if I catch you in here with that again...I will confiscate it.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

TMMadman posted:

Uh, we don't allow any outside syrups, jams or condiments in the thread. And if I catch you in here with that again...I will confiscate it.

Ok, here's the deal. He wants you to acknowledge that you cut him off with an "I am sorry" wave.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Holy crap, I'm rewatching the parking lot and I'm thinking it is the most perfect Seinfeld episode

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Gyshall posted:

Except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends either.

Hi, I'm the exterminator :)

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house!

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Holy crap, I'm rewatching the parking lot and I'm thinking it is the most perfect Seinfeld episode

That's probably my favorite episode.

I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

SeANMcBAY posted:

That's probably my favorite episode.

I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard!

What happened to your fish?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

What happened to your fish?

Take it easy. There's plenty of shitposts on the internet for everybody.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
*knock* *knock* *knock*

chineeeese food




Oh, well, there's my Chinese food. I gotta go.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Capt. Sticl posted:

*knock* *knock* *knock*

chineeeese food




Oh, well, there's my Chinese food. I gotta go.

Uh huh. No leftover quotes.




potee is gettin' suspicious!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Uh huh. No leftover quotes.




potee is gettin' suspicious!

Well this is interesting.....


potee's topless.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

TMMadman posted:

Well this is interesting.....


potee's topless.

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's?

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's?

I'll tell you what you did Capt. Sticl. you combined food and posting in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Hank Morgan posted:

I'll tell you what you did Capt. Sticl. you combined food and posting in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

You know, if I could add gifs to the equation - that would really be the ultimate!



Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!



a loathsome offensive gif


...yet I can't look away :eyepop:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
What if it comes down to me and one other guy? He's got a nice quiet suit, and I'm whooshing all over the place?!!!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Break ups are like knocking over a coke machine, you have to rock it a few times, then it goes over

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

You know, if I could add gifs to the equation - that would really be the ultimate!





Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Capt. Sticl posted:

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's?

Red posted:

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's?

I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum.

Electromax
May 6, 2007

Red posted:

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's?

Am I fearing AIDS? Oh, yeah, sure, who isn't? But you know, you gotta live your life.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Electromax posted:

Am I fearing AIDS? Oh, yeah, sure, who isn't? But you know, you gotta live your life.

Oh, that's fatal, you don't want that!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Electromax posted:

Am I fearing AIDS? Oh, yeah, sure, who isn't? But you know, you gotta live your life.

Who? Who does not want to wear the AIDS ribbon?

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Cape Cod Crab Chip
Feb 20, 2011

Now you don't have to suck meat from an exoskeleton!

potee posted:

Oh, that's fatal, you don't want that!

Lupus? Is it lupus!? :ohdear:

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