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OatmealRaisin posted:Trump has a certain way of warping reality so if anyone can pull off the Etch A Sketch it's him. I think that might be too much even for him though. his reality bending effect only seems to work on a certain subsection of the population though, if not on the same wavelength it's just offputting sullat posted:Or he could stay in South Carolina with its non-union Boeing factories and weird BBQ sauces. There's plenty of places around the country to fire off guns if that's your thing. mods ban this sick filth
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Fox Ironic posted:I must have missed the change in statute. A lot of things changed when our bisexual lady governor took over.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Christie lifts his axe and shouts, "MAGA!" Lost it here, nicely done
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homeless poster posted:looking back, i think walker could have actually been a contender, especially with all of the koch money backing him, if he had just had someone who had been able to slap his credit cards out of his hands and make him stick to some kind of campaign budget; i think the only thing that spared us a lot more intense walker participation was that he literally went broke like a month into the campaign process. Although poor planning and no campaign money was the reason he dropped out, don't forget that within the span of two debates Walker's support went from the mid-teens to 0%. Even surrounded by nine other retards on the stage he came across as someone who was so far out of their league intellectually. He also has an appearance less presidential than Ted Cruz.
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smg77 posted:A lot of things changed when our bisexual lady governor took over. Kate Brown is so awesome. Can't wait to vote for her.
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It wouldn't shock me if Christie tries to ineffectually torpedo Trump's campaign at some point in a diabetic near-coma of defeat
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Fox Ironic posted:Kate Brown is so awesome. Can't wait to vote for her. Kate Brown rules...lol if you don't live in a state where she is governor.
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Oiled and Ready posted:
Lol jesus
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The Time 100 Most Influential People just got announced. Trump and Cruz are on there, of course, but so is Reince Priebus!quote:The party boss "This is fine." - Paul Ryan, on Reince Priebus William Bear fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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this is good content. everybody watch. 
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i'm the weirdly reverbed chorus of children reciting the pledge of allegience during the breakdown
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As his battered host lurches towards Pennsylvania, Lord Crooze ponders atop his giant rat. Idly he feeds a bogel to the grotesque creature. The Glotch chomps it greedily. Suddenly Crooze sits up straight in his saddle, and turns to a weary intern. "That is your woman, up there, in the column?" The intern nods warily. "Yes m'lord....she is..." Crooze nods. "Bring her to my tent tonight. I will have her." The men around him fall silent. Crooze changes the subject. "I have decided, we will steal those unbound delegates in Pennsylvania." "Isn't that rather ignoble, m'lord?" Lady Fiorina says. Crooze scowls. "This is the system. This is how the primary works. It may not be perfect, but by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, it is the best one we have." "Amen," the interns mutter. The Glotch rears up and squeals, shattering many nearby eardrums.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:this is good content. everybody watch. Striped suit jacket and jeans? Someone call
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"Donald Trump says immigrants are jerks! What a regressive butt hole!" *turns around* "Do NOT move to Colorado, gently caress off we're full"
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btw rural America has worse health than urban America, about two years less on the ol life expectancy. tons of stats here https://www.ruralhealthinfo.org/topics/rural-health-disparities swear i saw something that showed it was still true comparing only lower income people but i can't find that link
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Zippy the Bummer posted:As his battered host lurches towards Pennsylvania, Lord Crooze ponders atop his giant rat. Idly he feeds a bogel to the grotesque creature. The Glotch chomps it greedily.
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What ridiculous fantasy. To think that Fiorina would object that something is ignoble.
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Ahahaha oh my god Maybe he's having trouble finding work?
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Lol rubio read the job requirements and said hell yeah
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Let's dispel the idea that Donald Trump's vice-presidential vetting teams know what they're doing.
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point of return posted:Let's dispel the idea that Donald Trump's vice-presidential vetting teams know what they're doing. Even if Trump gets 1237 I can see the veep choice being an utter shitshow.
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point of return posted:Even if Trump gets 1237 I can see the veep choice being an utter shitshow. It's gonna be someone real desperate. Like Scott Walker.
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Talk about debasing your humanity. I can't see why Trump would want to pick any one of his former competitors. Or that anyone of them would crap out the last of there pride and say yes. Except maybe Christie. I could see him do that. Trump seems like the type to pick someone completely unknown and under the radar so as not to distract from the glory of Donald.
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Bip Roberts posted:It's gonna be someone real desperate. Like Scott Walker. Scott Walker is not particularly desperate.
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Automatic Slim posted:Talk about debasing your humanity. I can't see why Trump would want to pick any one of his former competitors. Or that anyone of them would crap out the last of there pride and say yes. Except maybe Christie. I could see him do that. Who would be a good general to be the Veep? Like the LeMay for his Wallace. It's too bad Schwarzkopf died.
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 I have five Carsons and no Rubio. gently caress this.
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Automatic Slim posted:Talk about debasing your humanity. I can't see why Trump would want to pick any one of his former competitors. Or that anyone of them would crap out the last of there pride and say yes. Except maybe Christie. I could see him do that. I remember him saying that he'd pick someone who has a history in politics, so I decided to check up on a guy who's been under the radar for several years now. https://twitter.com/mollyesque/status/689988825880354817 Praising a pro-segregationist in this election wouldn't even crack the top 100 craziest things that were said.
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My Imaginary GF posted:why would ted cruz cheat on his wife? like, idont loving get it tone down the whiskey intake and try again. this made no sense.
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mike12345 posted:
"politics is the new sports" vp can only be carson, anything else is indicative of a lesser timeline and we know this is the best one
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Oh god, can you imagine if Rubio came begging for the VP slot? He's out of the Senate and his terrible campaign performance might've damaged his chance for Governor, maybe he could pull a Christie-style Hail Mary. It'd be worth it to see those two standing next to each other on stage behind Trump.
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as halfway crooks posted:"politics is the new sports" We wish politics could draw as many diehards as sports. At best this primary (and maybe the GE) is comparable to a middling reality TV show with okay enough ratings for a new season.
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mike12345 posted:
Now you know how Reince feels.
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Dolash posted:Oh god, can you imagine if Rubio came begging for the VP slot? He's out of the Senate and his terrible campaign performance might've damaged his chance for Governor, maybe he could pull a Christie-style Hail Mary. The VP debate would be amazing. Image Biden vs Rubio.
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Karl Sharks posted:his reality bending effect only seems to work on a certain subsection of the population though, if not on the same wavelength it's just offputting Yeah I don't know why people think that just because bunch of howler monkeys think that you are the poo poo anyone will. Trump can't even win decisively against Ted Cruz LMAO
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