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cash crab posted:Speaking of firm slurries I refuse to refrigerate things like curry if I'm going to eat them in a few hours / when I wake up. Also pizza, rice, and anything else the cold will ruin and require me to effort to fix. For things like curry and rice, though, the flavour changes and becomes more uniform so it's at least a slightly different experience. Like leftover pizza. e: I don't have top-of-page content, and won't make any because of leftover pizza.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 17:06 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 10:13 |
why is there a slice of mushroom in it
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 17:07 |
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Oh, he doesn't eat them when he gets up. He just doesn't remember to put it in the fridge until then. Also, I don't know. I like to imagine it was the only mushroom in the whole thing.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 17:18 |
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cash crab posted:
tiny hiding mushroom: "Is he... is he gone yet?"
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 17:39 |
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FFT posted:lame and inappropriate This is like a 4 or 5 on the bristol stool chart
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:50 |
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To the maker of the bean turd, did you at least use the savory kind of peanut butter? I'm imagining this with the standard American dessert spread and it's horrifying. Re: school lunch chat from a few pages ago- These two look like the food I got in middle school, although the presentation of the pizza one is over-the-top fancy for any school I ever went to. In high school I went to a smaller magnet school that was woefully underfunded and I actually missed this kind of stuff. There, there were basically 2 lunch options; 1. Pizza. These were uncomfortably uniform, always undercooked with a nasty doughy crust, and a cup of grease on top. This is takeout and the cheese looks better but close enough- 2. Nuggets. They came in chicken or fish-shaped-fish, but they tasted the same. Both were served with fries, milk, an orange, and exactly 1 ketchup packet per day. Every, single, loving, day. For reference, yes, I grew up in the deep south. My favorite lovely frozen food is these things, but I don't buy them anymore since my boyfriend doesn't eat pork. Probably for the best.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:23 |
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http://i.imgur.com/otkVb0D.webm
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:30 |
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Haverchuck posted:This is like a 4 or 5 on the bristol stool chart Better Bristol than Apgar, IMO.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:31 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:55 |
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I call Pizza Rules.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:07 |
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I call for an explanation.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:21 |
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I call crayons.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:25 |
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Bonster posted:I call for an explanation. Or something similar
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:32 |
ForcedKen posted:To the maker of the bean turd, did you at least use the savory kind of peanut butter? I'm imagining this with the standard American dessert spread and it's horrifying. i added honey later anyway~
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:45 |
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I did something like this backpacking once. Fusilli, chopped red peppers, sliced havarti with pasta sauce and sriracha in a wrap. It was tasty and heart backcountry food, and no dishes to clean. Has to be on the first or second night before food starts going bad though. At home is just stupid.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 03:43 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 06:04 |
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I see the pizza comes with mushrooms.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:26 |
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Scathach posted:Hold your horses motherfucker. Piggly Wiggly is a real goddamned thing? Holy poo poo. I don't think this ever got answered. Not only is the grocery store chain Piggly Wiggly a real thing, but in Florida there's also a convenience store chain that decided to rip off the "concept." Now that I'm on the right computer, some recently collected bad food porn:
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 08:35 |
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it's a loaf of bread?? Someone ejaculated on a slice of fruit toast?!? Seems perfectly normal to me?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 11:27 |
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Bad food porn ? That's like the elder god of bread, the one generations of bakers have searched endlessly, the True Bread You Need With Homemade Mayonnaise.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 11:46 |
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Schubalts posted:Dinner today, over rice. Chicken, yellow onion, green onion, spinach, peppers. wtf this looks fine you crazeeeee tribbledirigible posted:I'm almost positive that didn't come from the can, because like all Ligo products, it's so much worse: OH GOD Ligo peanut butter is like the worst thing in the universe. I bought it occasionally when I lived in Korea and always, ALWAYS regretted my decision. would but I have never eaten bologna so my judgment is suspect
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 11:54 |
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It's covered in fungus?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 11:59 |
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Gridlocked posted:It's covered in fungus? It's flour. Have you people never seen an actual proper loaf of sourdough bread?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 12:27 |
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Can't expect Americans to recognise unprocessed food
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 12:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN5Mqr6tRlw
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 12:36 |
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DekeThornton posted:It's flour. Have you people never seen an actual proper loaf of sourdough bread? I don't know, I see green near the middle there.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 12:37 |
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Wanamingo posted:I don't know, I see green near the middle there.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 12:39 |
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Yo dawg I heard you like carbs, so I put your pasta in a bread so you can eat while you eat. Is this one of those things where it's not technically illegal, but also it's definitely not okay
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 13:07 |
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Everyone check your cards. Someone in this room has a bingo.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 13:27 |
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i think its porn but her clothes stay on so.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNgmuu9au4
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 13:38 |
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This one's cheating because it was some weird art project by some guy to be a chocolate Santa with a buttplug.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 14:11 |
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DekeThornton posted:It's flour. Have you people never seen an actual proper loaf of sourdough bread? Looks green and fungusy to me.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 14:22 |
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Chocolate rain? More like chocolate pain!
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:02 |
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EorayMel posted:Chocolate rain? More like chocolate pain! I need context. Did they microwave these?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:41 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:
It's by renowned American artist Paul McCarthy. He does elaborate art stuff with ketchup, mayo and Hershey's syrup. Also giant buttplug trees and stuff.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 20:20 |
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bringmyfishback posted:wtf this looks fine you crazeeeee Bologna is good, but I wouldn't eat a canned version
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 20:31 |
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Playing catch-up.LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
Wait, I got it: "Mommy, we're hungry!" "Here, now shut the gently caress up." *goes back to smoking meth* GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Oh, speaking of the jalapeño bits, I'm pretty sure someone screwed up and sent this store green pepper bits by mistake. Those things did not taste like jalapeño. They tasted exactly like green bell pepper, so unless there's a jalapeño variant out there designed to taste like a bell pepper, they weren't jalapeños. Read up on the Texas A&M Mild Jalapeno II hybrid. All of the jalapeno flavor, all of the bell pepper heat.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 23:19 |
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deadly_pudding posted:I need context. Did they microwave these? Yeah. It's a popular game at baby showers, usually done with diapers--you guess which candy bar looks like which poop. This is why you just pass along word of your baby registry along with the suggestion that anyone throwing a shower for you will be thrown through a table. Gyro/shawarma/doner minus the pita
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rndmnmbr posted:Read up on the Texas A&M Mild Jalapeno II hybrid. All of the jalapeno flavor, all of the bell pepper heat. Goddamn Aggies ruin everything. Shameful frozen food: Totino's pizza rolls (combo flavor or whatever it's called), dipped in Pace picante. It's weird. I like it.
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