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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
If lesbian robots want to bang do they use a male-to-male adapter? Please help, G-d bless.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Ripoff posted:

If lesbian robots want to bang do they use a male-to-male adapter? Please help, G-d bless.

I think they just use NFC.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I have several ideas involving a makeshift windup dildo PM me if this interests you Dupre.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





bless this dead gay sexist forum and bless lowtax

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volkerball posted:

i like how she went to known liberal hugbox dnd of all places to find an example of sexism. p much the last forum i would've picked if i was gonna run a hit piece.

Literally a thread in there asking if gender is effected by sex organs, an it goes for like 5 pages of identity politics garbage.

If you want to read the word "salient" too much while arguing whether the scum manifesto was satire or not, you have your poo poo stack.

Sethex fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Apr 22, 2016

Tacos Al Pastor
Jun 20, 2003

And in another 10 years we'll see another post just like this, from Old Lowtax.

:ughh:

Bless you Lowtax for handing it to these morons.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Is this one of those "I was threatened and forced out of my home by the internet. My Patreon account is..." things? lol

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

uhh

I just found this thread and I clicked the link to the other thread and it looks like OP lady has reregged

so nice job on apparently stopping with the misogyny so quickly everyone :)

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNHytyB2rE

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Vastarien posted:

Is this one of those "I was threatened and forced out of my home by the internet. My Patreon account is..." things? lol

I'm really curious about her robot sex fetish personally. If shes in Chicago lets have dinner my treat.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


loquacius posted:

uhh

I just found this thread and I clicked the link to the other thread and it looks like OP lady has reregged

so nice job on apparently stopping with the misogyny so quickly everyone :)

mentally ill attention seeker gets banned from something awful, immediately reregs. she has always belonged here, and now she has finally admitted it.



welcome to our dead gay forum jessica

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Best Giraffe posted:

mentally ill attention seeker gets banned from something awful, immediately reregs. she has always belonged here, and now she has finally admitted it.



welcome to our dead gay forum jessica

She just wants to be accepted in with a bunch of useless losers like the rest of us.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



It's all been downhill since we gave women the vote

stump collector
May 28, 2007
i'm calling my second account Retard 2

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
Somebody photoshop this face into this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tp_uDPCRY8

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Microwaves Mom posted:

To be honest I'd do the whole doll fetish thing she has for her as long as I get to put it in her butt.

It shouldn't be too hard. Just tell her you need to access her anterior motor cortex (or similar sounding :techno:) and that you have the perfect tool for the job!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Pawl posted:

Somebody photoshop this face into this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tp_uDPCRY8

lol

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
drat she got lowtax'd

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Best Giraffe posted:

mentally ill attention seeker gets banned from something awful, immediately reregs. she has always belonged here, and now she has finally admitted it.



welcome to our dead gay forum jessica

in a year's time she'll be shitposting memes in GBS with a rap sheet the length of my arm

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
If you haven't read her amazon book description you're missing out

quote:

Jessica Dupre knows she's broken, but she wants to make you laugh about it. She puts up with a dysfunctional family including a hot schizophrenic mom, a disinterested workaholic dad, a hopelessly dependent brother, and all of their impossible expectations. All the while, she struggles to build her own career as a writer, which she knows is a horrible idea, searching for love on the side. She finds comfort in a bizarre sexual fetish about robots, an erotic craving activated by a traumatic series of sexual awakenings as a young adult. No kidding, stuff so bad she has to crack jokes about it to keep from crying. Yet underneath all that cynicism is a cuddly little girl you'll fall in love with, and then tell all of your friends to buy her book. And you'll root for her, and wonder if she'll ever find someone who can satisfy her weird, techno-sexual desires. And you'll beg her to update her blog more often.

the narcissism is loving astonishing

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
Since this clueless *special snowflake* is obviously reading this thread while hyperventilating and wetting herself, I'm going to go ahead and quote this again.
Because, as a writer myself, I agree 100% with That Robot. Jesus Christ on a stick, what a self-obsessed talentless hack we've got on our hands here. The mind boggles!


That Robot posted:

it looks like Jessica Dupre re-regged; she is no longer showing up as banned

in that case,

hey Jessica, if you read this:

from one writer to another, you are a hack writer. you are way too obsessed with yourself and your ego and you come off as a complete rear end in a top hat in all of your blog posts

I don't think you suck because you're a woman; I think you suck because all you care about is yourself

also your book on amazon has zero reviews hahahahaha

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

yeesh

Jessica, stop posting in D&D and start posting in CC

or TCC, either way

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Can robots be fat?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

self_insert_futurama_fanfiction.txt

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien
congrats on getting an easy 10 bucks!

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Lotta poo poo writers itt

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Free Cheese posted:

Lotta poo poo writers itt

Look, I only ever wrote one essay on the Bristol Stool Scale.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I am a hacker and I found this image on OP lady's computer in a folder labeled "BORING WORK STUFF DON'T LOOK"

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

If you haven't read her amazon book description you're missing out


the narcissism is loving astonishing

I feel like the only people that bitch about deadbeat siblings are invariably deadbeats themselves but it's different in their minds somehow.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

If you haven't read her amazon book description you're missing out


the narcissism is loving astonishing

Jessica meet Spanish Manlove.

There can only be one.

Fight!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm gonna take that nice woman out for dinner

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

gazes predatorally

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
This publicity could brings up to tens of people to the forums.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Free Cheese posted:

Lotta poo poo writers itt

you noticed

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

GET MY BELT SON posted:

gazes predatorally

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm gonna take that nice woman out for dinner

ha ha out of a dumpster!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Orkin Mang posted:

dupre...*rearranges cutout letters*.... durp...predu...per ud?? no...p..prude? prude *stands up from washing basket so quick it flips the right way up* jessica prude?! *alone,shouting* about right!!! ha!!!

i liked this so i quoted it it was on page 2

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Lol the well-known writer's shortcut of saying "like that one scene in (movie)” so you don't have to describe anything

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm gonna take that nice woman out for dinner

Give her only the finest :filez:

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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
"Jessica Dupre" is the name of a character in an erotica series apparently.

http://www.librarything.com/character/Jessica+'Jessie'+Marlee+Dupree

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