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I feel like that's just a selfie stick with a spoon taped to the end.
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WampaLord posted:Oh man, this reminds me of one of the worst Shark Tank pitches I ever saw. It was a stuffed elephant, that was supposed to be the Elephant in the Room, and the idea was that you put it out somewhere visible when you had a relationship problem you wanted to talk about with your partner. Lifehack: Get rich by selling lovely stuffed elephants for 60$.
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Apr 22, 2016 14:33
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SpacePig posted:A long spoon with a thing to hold your phone on the end. This is the future Asimov envisioned for us. The future is now. That'd be Orwell.
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Apr 22, 2016 14:41
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Entire planet just bringing you down? Order an exterminatus to keep those pesky heretics and lifehackers from spreading! #EmprahHax
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Apr 22, 2016 15:04
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I'm going to invent a god drat selfie stick with a noose attached.
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Apr 22, 2016 17:11
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I've invented the selfie iLaptop. You just insert your phone onto the cradle above the screen.
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Apr 22, 2016 17:22
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My Lovely Horse posted:I'm going to invent a god drat selfie stick with a noose attached. I'm going to periscope my autoerotic asphyxiation
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Apr 22, 2016 17:26
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Karate Bastard posted:That'd be Orwell. Nah, pretty sure this is some Brave New World poo poo.
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Apr 22, 2016 17:26
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Scientastic posted:Difficulty in digesting mushrooms is due to natural variation in chitinase expression, which is not very high in Western Caucasians for similar reasons to lactase expression being low in South East Asian populations. So what you’re saying is that I’ve won the genetic lottery by being able to digest both mushrooms and milk without issue.
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CellBlock posted:Nah, pretty sure this is some Brave New World poo poo. All I'm saying is we got Orwell beat by a wide loving margin mang. Wide margin. #watch #me #poop #nsa
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Apr 22, 2016 18:50
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Platystemon posted:So what you’re saying is that I’ve won the genetic lottery by being able to digest both mushrooms and milk without issue. Yes. Go forth and breed. Spread your seed far and wide, for the good of humanity.
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Apr 22, 2016 22:27
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yes. Go forth and breed. Spread your seed far and wide, for the good of humanity. My girlfriend will be very pleased to know that she picked fine stock, then!
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Apr 22, 2016 22:43
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chitoryu12 posted:My girlfriend will be very pleased to know that she picked fine stock, then! Provided both of you know how to chew your food before swallowing it and can teach that to your offspring. Be fruitful and
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Apr 22, 2016 23:57
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SpacePig posted:A long spoon with a thing to hold your phone on the end. This is the future Asimov envisioned for us. The future is now. It's true, novelty items never existed until [age at which person started to get old and out of touch].
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Guy Mann posted:It's true, novelty items never existed until [age at which person started to get old and out of touch]. Novelty items have been around since forever, but I've never heard them referred as "sci-fi gadgets".
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Apr 23, 2016 06:27
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yes. Go forth and breed. Spread your seed far and wide, for the good of humanity. But what if I don’t have the genes for high‐altitude breathing? 
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Platystemon posted:But what if I don’t have the genes for high‐altitude breathing? Even if all the icecaps melt we shouldn't end up stranded on Everest, so you should be fine.
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Apr 23, 2016 13:34
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I still plan on growing gills and fighting people that smoke cigarettes
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Facebook Aunt posted:Even if all the icecaps melt we shouldn't end up stranded on Everest, so you should be fine. If the ice caps melted and sea level rose the air pressure at the new sea level would be almost the same as it is now.
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Apr 23, 2016 15:40
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Guy Mann posted:It's true, novelty items never existed until [age at which person started to get old and out of touch]. Hate for *new novelty thing* seems rich from the generation that made the guy who invented the Pet Rock a millionaire. And Chia Pets.
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Apr 23, 2016 15:44
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And Rock Lords. Never forget Rock Lords.
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moist turtleneck posted:I still plan on growing gills and fighting people that smoke cigarettes "It's the apocalypse, better drink my own piss!"
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:"It's the apocalypse, better drink my own piss!" Are hipsters into this yet?
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wipeout posted:Are hipsters into this yet? Yeah, it's called "kombucha".
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wipeout posted:Are hipsters into this yet?
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Apr 28, 2016 19:50
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If you need to drink someone under a table, just eat a stick of butter beforehand. #hacked
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kalstrams posted:If you need to drink someone under a table, just eat a stick of butter beforehand. #hacked If I need to drink someone under a table I dissolve them in acid, then neutralize the acid, then pour them into a Moomin mug, then crouch under the table, then drink them under the table.
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Apr 28, 2016 20:25
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Jerry Cotton posted:If I need to drink someone under a table I dissolve them in acid, then neutralize the acid, then pour them into a Moomin mug, then crouch under the table, then drink them under the table.
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Apr 28, 2016 20:55
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kalstrams posted:You could just challenge them to sing all words in their national anthem faster than they can in yours. Swedes would beat me with "Glög glög glög glög surströmming och pepparkakor håppsan!"
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Jerry Cotton posted:Swedes would beat me with "Glg glg glg glg surstrmming och pepparkakor hppsan!"
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Jerry Cotton posted:Swedes would beat me with "Glög glög glög glög surströmming och pepparkakor håppsan!" Harsh. But accurate.
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Apr 28, 2016 21:06
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kalstrams posted:I mean that they would have to sing your anthem while you sing theirs. Yeah I got that?
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Apr 28, 2016 21:07
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I thought you guys'd start ripping on why you'd wanna eat ruinous amounts of grease just to win something that's a walk in the loving park for anyone who's drunk themselves into crippling alcoholism but whatever this works too #soylent #mcslurry
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Apr 29, 2016 00:20
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LIFEJACK: put some dish soap in your bong water to keep it from getting dirty
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Apr 29, 2016 10:58
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Parental hacks: Hold your children's teeth hostage for better discipline:  NICELY
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Apr 29, 2016 11:20
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Due to the amount of bodies in the bed? Is the tooth fairy Norman Bates's mother?
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Gurl I think you be a wee bit too young or a wee bit too certifiable to legally be having any orgies now y'hear?
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Apr 29, 2016 13:05
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If you ask your mother NICELY she will even help you dispose of the bodies.
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Apr 29, 2016 13:08
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Palpek posted:Hold your children's teeth hostage for better discipline: I can just imagine the person who wrote this... I think I've read her Yelp reviews.
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Yo maybe just tell your kid to clean their room. Just be like "Clean your room."
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