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Rhyno posted:RDJ has joined the cast of Spider-man Homecoming. He is absolutely going to bang Aunt May. "Wow, Pete. She's pretty hot. I mean, I'm not going to stand here and call her a MILF because..." "Dude, that's my Aunt!" "...and that's why I won't, because it's a totally inaccurate acronym. An A-ILF...?" "DAMMIT, MR. STARK!" (Aunt May shouts off screen: "PETER! LANGUAGE!") "Man, Peter... I was expecting a sense of humor out of you and all I get is a potty mouth?! You're worse than Steve."
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JediTalentAgent posted:"Wow, Pete. She's pretty hot. I mean, I'm not going to stand here and call her a MILF because..." who do i have to follow on fanfic.net to get the rest of this
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oddium posted:who do i have to follow on fanfic.net to get the rest of this Sad thing is, it only took me 20 minutes to write that.
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Detective Dog Dick posted:Sad thing is, it only took me 20 minutes to write that. Tell that to Stark's broken dick!
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rakovsky maybe posted:Eh, if Professor X is MLK and Magneto is Malcolm X, Apocalypse is basically the black Israelite street preachers who yell at passerbys. Except with like matter control and such. In the analogy, wouldn't Nat Turner or, given his proclivity to say he's different than the other mutants, John Brown be more appropriate? HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I just click agree without reading the EULA. Double check, are you required to play Dr. Bong or The Walrus in Infinity War?
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They have to push it back so the lovely impression the AoS Inhumans have left everywhere goes away.
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I have been tapped to play paste pot pete because I updated ITunes
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Okay, I'll play Forbush Man, but I want my  back.
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I just watched Age of Ultron again since my friend hadn't seen it yet, it's on Netflix, and I hate myself. Holy hell it was worse than I remembered, almost every scene looks fake as poo poo, the CGI and backgrounds are going to age horribly, and the cinematography looks like rear end throughout half the movie. Beyond the bad writing which gets harped on a lot it's the "action" scenes which are the most insultingly awful; the fight direction and camera work don't give any appearance of actual action with a flow of cause and effect, it's just endless meaningless character poses. Age of Ultron is the movie equivalent of a manchild posing his action figures against each other while making fight noises.
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I usually recommend my friends NOT watch movies that I think are awful.
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Gyges posted:In the analogy, wouldn't Nat Turner or, given his proclivity to say he's different than the other mutants, John Brown be more appropriate? Rev. Louis Farrahpocalypse.
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Wheeee posted:I just watched Age of Ultron again since my friend hadn't seen it yet, it's on Netflix, and I hate myself. Holy hell it was worse than I remembered, almost every scene looks fake as poo poo, the CGI and backgrounds are going to age horribly, and the cinematography looks like rear end throughout half the movie. Somehow, 6 superheroes fighting an army managed to be dull. That's quite a feat.
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Electromax posted:I usually recommend my friends NOT watch movies that I think are awful. Bad movies are great for shared viewing. Sure was a lot of conviently placed Audis throughout the movie as well!
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rakovsky maybe posted:Eh, if Professor X is MLK and Magneto is Malcolm X, Apocalypse is basically the black Israelite street preachers who yell at passerbys. Except with like matter control and such. This was always an awful analogy though. If anything Malcolm's black separatist notions were much less radical and dangerous than King's outright Christian socialism. That Reverend King was becoming more radical when he was killed, and Malcolm was in the middle of a total reworking of his whole perspective, is depressingly unlikely to be a coincidence
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Cnut the Great posted:Who is Doop an analogue for? Nixon.
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Maarak posted:Which Civil Rights leader is Xorn? Denzel Washington
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Some news report about a Civil War. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvkZx3Lojuc
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DeimosRising posted:This was always an awful analogy though. If anything Malcolm's black separatist notions were much less radical and dangerous than King's outright Christian socialism. That Reverend King was becoming more radical when he was killed, and Malcolm was in the middle of a total reworking of his whole perspective, is depressingly unlikely to be a coincidence Absolutely, it's always been reflective of the popular mythology of MLK and Malcolm X, not the reality.
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The MSJ posted:Some news report about a Civil War. Gotta agree with Al Madrigal. Though it's really not filling me with hope that it appears they're using the same level of horrible arguments for registration from the comic. I wonder if she realized when she signed on for Iron Man that her character would largely be relegated to viral marketing attempts. Gyges fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Apr 24, 2016 |
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DeimosRising posted:Malcolm was in the middle Bryan Cranston confirmed for the next XMen project. quote:I just watched Age of Ultron again You know, there are a handful of legit good things/got big reactions in the theatre. The party scene and Ultron's puppet appearance, some of the Hawkfamily stuff, Vision and Mjolnir, and, uhh... Hawkguy's pep talk?
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Leaked footage of Batman vs The Joker in suicide squad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U
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SaviourX posted:You know, there are a handful of legit good things/got big reactions in the theatre. The party scene and Ultron's puppet appearance, some of the Hawkfamily stuff, Vision and Mjolnir, and, uhh... Hawkguy's pep talk? The party scene was mostly really awkward and bad, except for the follow-up of Don Cheadle's story to the group of women. Ultron's "I have no strings..." would have worked better if they hadn't decided to drive it home by playing a clip of the old song at the end. Good point about Hawkeye, he's the only functionally adult, or even believably human, major character in the movie. I still want to know where he keeps getting his arrows from though, given that in every scene through the entire climactic sequence his quiver is stuffed full, from beginning straight through to the end where the extreme toll of the battle is shown by his arms being dirty with a couple scuff marks. Is there a little Iron Man supply robot flying around stocking him up?
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My favorite part of Age of Ultron is the one where Whedon perfectly sums up his brand of feminism with Thor and Stark talking about how their girlfriends are still around and they're doing tons of good for the world, somewhere, offscreen, don't worry about it
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Pirate Jet posted:My favorite part of Age of Ultron is the one where Whedon perfectly sums up his brand of feminism with Thor and Stark talking about how their girlfriends are still around and they're doing tons of good for the world, somewhere, offscreen, don't worry about it What makes it even better is that the discussion is entirely focused on themselves one-upping each other in their stories about their respective girlfriends, using the women as trophies to elevate their own personal status, and closes with Thor quipping "But Jane's better" after the woman they were performing for exited the conversation.
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Wheeee posted:What makes it even better is that the discussion is entirely focused on themselves one-upping each other in their stories about their respective girlfriends, using the women as trophies to elevate their own personal status, and closes with Thor quipping "But Jane's better" after the woman they were performing for exited the conversation. Did you miss that the woman explicitly calls them out for that behavior?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3lZ_dQsnUk&t=9s It's all been downhill from there
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Grendels Dad posted:Did you miss that the woman explicitly calls them out for that behavior? Yes, and then and Wheeee said, Thor got in the last word anyway. But I forgot, when you acknowledge your bad behavior without changing it, that makes it okay. It's ironic macho appropriation of feminism.
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McSpanky posted:Yes, and then and Wheeee said, Thor got in the last word anyway. But I forgot, when you acknowledge your bad behavior without changing it, that makes it okay. It's ironic macho appropriation of feminism. I think I need a little more help and a little less snark here, how does Thor getting a last jab at Stark in invalidate anything?
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I'm at a loss too. Should Thor and Stark have seen their wrongdoing and apologized after they were called out on it? It was pretty explicitly shown that they were self-congratulatory dicks. Not a very amusing joke, I grant you that, but a joke nonetheless.
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Wheeee posted:I still want to know where he keeps getting his arrows from though, given that in every scene through the entire climactic sequence his quiver is stuffed full, from beginning straight through to the end where the extreme toll of the battle is shown by his arms being dirty with a couple scuff marks. Is there a little Iron Man supply robot flying around stocking him up? In Stark Tower beforehand he's explicitly shown grabbing several collapsible bundles of arrows.
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greatn posted:It looks like he has armbands that 3d print them or something. He's quiver is a micro-fabrication factory that 3D prints the unique heads for each arrow based on Hawkeye's hand gestures. It's a shrunk down version of the Stark tech that builds Tony's numerous suits. It hold hundreds of collapsible arrows but only rotates completed ones to the top for use.
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PriorMarcus posted:He's quiver is a micro-fabrication factory that 3D prints the unique heads for each arrow based on Hawkeye's hand gestures. It's a shrunk down version of the Stark tech that builds Tony's numerous suits. I loving love that we live in a day and age where this doesn't sound all that outlandish.
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Paolomania posted:Does comics Hawkeye ever just say "gently caress it" and break out the sniper rifle to bullseye people from several miles away? Yes. It's really not good though because it's ultimate Hawkeye.
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