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Kazimir Vysehrad
Mar 13, 2013
"InGen most be eliminated... as we speak... my men are on their way... Have your scientists ready to go immediately”

“beep beep”

“Prepare for drop!”

“GO.. GO.. GO!...”

"...Raptor Scream..."

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Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
Alexander pulls out his magic map.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

I love the enemy dialogue in Bloodborne, and whichever voice actor delivered "YOU PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT!!" should get some kind of award.

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

I love the enemy dialogue in Bloodborne, and whichever voice actor delivered "YOU PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT!!" should get some kind of award.

"I'LL MESS UP YOUR BRAIN!"

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
This is the part where you fall down and BLEEEEED to death!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




"I'm gonna mount you on my wall, you ugly gently caress." Aliens

sout
Apr 24, 2014

What's the matter, can't stand the sight of your own blood?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

sout posted:

What's the matter, can't stand the sight of your own blood?

You dare fight a Dunmer!?

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Why
won't
you
DIIIIIIE?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Rest in peace big rizzle. Yeah. Rip.

And being a dungeon keeper fan,

YOU NEED A BIGGER LAIR YOU NEED A BIGGER LAIR YOU NEED A BIGGER LAIR

mundane haircut
May 3, 2007

"I am a couch. I am a couch. I am a couch."
Ultra Carp
From the Caesar games "Plebs are needed. Plebs are needed. Plebs are needed. You need more plebs."

"You already have me you lucky devil." Said in a flat and terrible New Orleans accent by Tim Curry as I try to click an object a pixel to the left of Gabriel Knight.

"We command Draganor" which I believed was some sort of cool beast but turned out to be me mishearing "dread and awe" from Dawn of War Soulstorm.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Very good, very good indeed.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

mundane haircut posted:

From the Caesar games "Plebs are needed. Plebs are needed. Plebs are needed. You need more plebs."

I somehow got a hold of Ceasar II when I was a kid and way too young to get strategy games. I asked every adult I knew what the heck a pleb is for weeks and no one could answer me :(

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Art thou the descendant of Erdrick? Hast thou any proof?

YOU SPOONY BARD!

Hello my friend! Stay a while, and listen!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
SUMMON THE BRETHREN

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

GO! GO! GO! FORGET THE drat CONTROL CENTER IT'S BEEN COMPLETELY OVERRUN! SCREW THIS NOISE! I'M OUTTA HERE! -Far Cry

Doctor Freeeeman... I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart to heart, but I had to wait until your... friends... were otherwise occ-upied" - You know what game this is

Unable to comply. Building in progress. -Command and Conquer

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Yeah, the hot cocoa sellers in River City Ransom got pretty intense.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

Christo posted:

Alexander pulls out his magic map.

You're no Alexander!

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
This just came in a little while ago, I managed to record most of it.

I'ma bust a cap in your fool rear end!

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


GIRL BRAINS posted:

You're no Alexander!

I'm brutal and ruthless!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip

Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001



The Master from Fallout:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-UUTGamYp8

"Do you join the Unity or do you die here? joiiiinDIE! joiiiinDIE!"

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
All you had to do was follow the drat train CJ.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Instant Sunrise posted:

All you had to do was follow the drat train CJ.

I'm triggered

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVAY

(I've never even played Dead Rising and I know every word to that song)

legoman727
Mar 13, 2010

by exmarx
"Well of course you won with THOSE cards! Even STEVE could win with those cards, and all he can say is "Hey-o!"

"HEY-O!"

SHUT THE gently caress UP, STEVE.

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Celery Face posted:

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVAY

(I've never even played Dead Rising and I know every word to that song)

THAT'S THREE SQUARE MEALS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

I don't know what they mean

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

frankenfreak posted:

Very good, very good indeed.

FEEBLE CURSED UNDEAD

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Alabaster White posted:

THAT'S THREE SQUARE MEALS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

I don't know what they mean
MIKE LOVE ON LINE 2
PUT THAT SUCKA ON HOLD

You do not have a tag for that animal.
Do not do that again.

Do not hit wildlife with your vehicle.
I must warn you.

We have rescued you.

Congratulations, you have completed this season.

Celery Face has a new favorite as of 19:24 on Apr 23, 2016

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

NotAnArtist posted:

FEEBLE CURSED UNDEAD

Bear- Seek- Seek- Lest-

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

From The Elder Scrolls Online:

Mannimarco: "WHERE IS THE AMULET OF KINGS???"

Imagine that line, about 50 times throughout the main quest, on 8 different characters.

Daggerfall Guard: "Did you hear? Some hero saved King Cassimir's life!"

The early dialogue from that game was some of the loving worst.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Rasklapanje hates fire.






:argh:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









You didn't expect to survive this, did you?

...No. No, I did not.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Legion Commander shouting 'I'M NOT READY' as you spam your phase boots.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

HenryEx posted:

Rasklapanje hates fire.
DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Cracked_Gear posted:

Doctor Freeeeman... I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart to heart, but I had to wait until your... friends... were otherwise occ-upied" - You know what game this is

I love this whole scene. The way he says "Doctor Freeman" is pitch perfect. Has there ever been a line that just made you feel "Aww man, I'm in trouble" like you're a little kid?

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 04:31 on Apr 25, 2016

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
GOAL FOR MAN UTD!!!

Major INTERSpess
Apr 18, 2013

Call Apogee
Say Aardwolf
NOT NERD, NODE!

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theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
A throne is the most devious trap of them all.

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