GreenCard78 posted:This morning I saw a vehicle with HEADED TO PI NEW MARINE written on it like how high schoolers write senior year on the windows of their cars. This was pretty close to 95 and headed towards it so I imagine this young man is at Parris Island now. family picking up their kid
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GreenCard78 posted:This morning I saw a vehicle with HEADED TO PI NEW MARINE written on it like how high schoolers write senior year on the windows of their cars. This was pretty close to 95 and headed towards it so I imagine this young man is at Parris Island now. Maybe it's mom and dad super proud to be visiting their new boot of a kid. e: drat you MBN
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Apr 20, 2016 02:49
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Booblord Zagats posted:He claimed because he wanted to be "tip of the spear" and "be an officer int he best branch in the best military in the world" and quickly realized there is no tip of the spear, the US military is a blunt instrument meant for beating itself against weaker things as hard as it can as long as it can until the hammer breaks or the thing it's hitting does just the tip of the green weenie is what he got before they jammed the rest of it in his rear end in a top hat
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Apr 20, 2016 03:03
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Victor Vermis posted:Well yeah why would you join The Marines and then not choose the one job they're good at? I actually was gonna be diesel mechanic for the 7th before my older brother, a pilot, jumped on my rear end for signing up for a deadend MOS where I'd get shot at running convoys or whatever. He made a bunch of calls to guys he knew from flight school and college until one of his buddies got me in for 65 series, before eventually becoming an impromptu crew chief because reserve squadrons were hard up for active duty enlisted at the time, which was nice since I went from E-2 to E-5 in less than 3 years and did about jack poo poo to hit it. I got out with my knees and back in good shape, no TBI and zero reason to ever deal with the VA. POG lyfe
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Apr 20, 2016 14:34
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what pog poo poo does a 65xx do
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Apr 20, 2016 20:13
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loving ordies
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Apr 20, 2016 20:15
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:what pog poo poo does a 65xx do All of it
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Apr 20, 2016 20:24
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Sorry guys I will start shitposting more in this forum I've been out on a 2 year meth binge but all is well now~
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Apr 24, 2016 02:51
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Holy loving poo poo guys i saw an actual scrub washout in bloused jeans, camelbak, desert boots and a MARINES underarmor shirt in the wild today. Too tough for PI, apparently, as he loudly bragged to anyone who would listen at this event. Am I allowed/obligated to stomp his guts out? What's the rule on that and public humiliation when I've been out for like 10 years?
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Apr 24, 2016 05:57
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red19fire posted:Holy loving poo poo guys i saw an actual scrub washout in bloused jeans, camelbak, desert boots and a MARINES underarmor shirt in the wild today. Too tough for PI, apparently, as he loudly bragged to anyone who would listen at this event. Dont touch the poop. Chickenshit is as chickenshit does. Or do the passive aggressive Terminal Lance bit, "Hey bro, you left your Aids meds in my bathroom..."
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Apr 24, 2016 06:03
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red19fire posted:m I allowed/obligated to stomp his guts out? What's the rule on that and public humiliation when I've been out for like 10 years? lol move on with your life dang
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Apr 24, 2016 06:05
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red19fire posted:Holy loving poo poo guys i saw an actual scrub washout in bloused jeans, camelbak, desert boots and a MARINES underarmor shirt in the wild today. Too tough for PI, apparently, as he loudly bragged to anyone who would listen at this event. who gives a poo poo?
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Apr 24, 2016 06:07
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I would always point and laugh in their faces while I walk or drive by
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Apr 24, 2016 06:29
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:who gives a poo poo? I don't, it was just such a shock to hear "...yeah i broke my ankle in week five and had to leave, they said I'm a Marine through and through' in a college auditorium at 10pm.
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Apr 24, 2016 07:12
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red19fire posted:I don't, it was just such a shock to hear "...yeah i broke my ankle in week five and had to leave, they said I'm a Marine through and through' in a college auditorium at 10pm. Sounds like you know what you have to do    
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red19fire posted:I don't, it was just such a shock to hear "...yeah i broke my ankle in week five and had to leave, they said I'm a Marine through and through' in a college auditorium at 10pm. They always say that poo poo. A buddy of mine who got bored at the end of first phase told me the same bullshit. He pissed green and they admin sep'd his rear end, but in his eyes he was still a marine for surviving black Friday and the obstacle course of what ever. Shouldn't complain too much though. When I got out half a decade later he bought all my dress uniforms for about 3 times what I was charged for them
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Did some pre ocs poo poo at Texas a&m actually. There were tons of some spergy 20 ish year olds who got yelled at by DI's for the first time and the tears flowed from a few candidates. Others were priors that could be social, thus the weekend wasn't horrible. Future officers oooorrrawgghhhhghfhfjfhfj Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Apr 24, 2016 |
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Apr 24, 2016 18:51
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MurderBot posted:Did some pre ocs poo poo at Texas a&m actually. There were tons of some spergy 20 ish year olds who got yelled at by DI's for the first time and the tears flowed from a few candidates. Others were priors that could be social, thus the weekend wasn't horrible. let me smoke weed and I'll join back up as an officer. come on obama, get something right jeez
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BITCHTITS posted:let me smoke weed. come on obama, get something right jeez
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Apr 24, 2016 20:09
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I tried spice once while I was still active duty and I had to sit in the commissary parking lot until I stopped panicking  that stuff sucks
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red19fire posted:I don't, it was just such a shock to hear "...yeah i broke my ankle in week five and had to leave, they said I'm a Marine through and through' in a college auditorium at 10pm. You either should've challenged him to single combat or sucked his dick. Maybe both.
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Apr 25, 2016 01:22
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Steezo posted:Dont touch the poop. epic thissery
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Apr 25, 2016 03:55
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Thump! posted:or sucked his dick. Navy thread
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Apr 25, 2016 05:32
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Thump! posted:You either should've challenged him to single combat or sucked his dick. I did one of these things but it was before the stolen valor part 
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Apr 25, 2016 06:43
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Thump! posted:You either should've challenged him to single combat or sucked his dick. If he steals ur valor you steal his fuckin seed, bro
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Apr 25, 2016 13:31
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it's gay only if he consents
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Apr 25, 2016 15:48
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actually, it is gay whether he consents or not. consent is irrelevant in determining if an act is gay or not. it isn't gay if he doesn't push back, moan, or if he is wearing bootbands.
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Apr 25, 2016 22:30
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this is my go to reading for strength and perseverance
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Apr 25, 2016 23:18
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going with the e/n post but still just got to vent to other Marines...just got that phone call today to let me know another brother has passed on last night. I dont know the details but In the back of my head feel like I already know... going to be number 4...just so tired of it I mean gently caress I just made plans over facebook with the guy two weeks ago to catch up soon at a ballgame, and now all I can think about it not reaching out sooner rest easy, Carlo
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Apr 26, 2016 22:43
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Kanish posted:I mean gently caress I just made plans over facebook with the guy two weeks ago to catch up soon at a ballgame Dick-move on his part.
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Apr 26, 2016 23:10
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Kanish posted:going with the e/n post but still just got to vent to other Marines...just got that phone call today to let me know another brother has passed on last night. I dont know the details but In the back of my head feel like I already know... going to be number 4...just so tired of it RIP, sorry to hear about that amigo 
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Apr 26, 2016 23:14
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I have exactly 1 month before I start my trek to Quantico VA for OCS. My wife isn't preggo and me and my wife's car are paid off.. I feel like I'm doing this wrong
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Apr 29, 2016 03:06
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I found out on week 3 that my wife was preggo.
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Apr 29, 2016 03:16
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 Finally got my new tattoo at this new place right outside Camp Lejuene (pronounced Camp Lejeeeeeerrrrrrrrnnnnn FYI).
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Apr 29, 2016 08:48
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It's got cuba on it, must be an officer.
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Apr 29, 2016 11:31
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joat mon posted:I found out on week 3 that my wife was preggo. This happened to my TBS next door neighbor. Girlfriend dropped him off and let him know she was pregnant at the same time.
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Apr 29, 2016 12:27
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There was a guy in my unit who found out his wife was 3 months pregnant... 4 months into his Iraq tour. Is that the same situation?Steezo posted:It's got cuba on it, must be an officer. Enlisted don't rate Cuba?
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red19fire posted:Enlisted don't rate Cuba? Something about a manufacturers defect that became "tradition". I'm not sure how much of the military or my life that can describe... Of course the Corps Lore reason is something about someone's first action or when a uniform item was first authorized for officers or enlisted after a bunch of guys died heroically. So if you're a machinist making first edition uniform items see what you can sneak in. Like giving Florida a foreskin.
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Apr 29, 2016 17:18
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DOes anyone else watch "A Few Good Men" over and over again. The only pause for me is the time it takes to rewind my VHS.
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no i have a dvd player
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