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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Thank you, goosefleet for contributing to this thread. I appreciate it a lot.

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

cash crab posted:

Thank you, goosefleet for contributing to this thread. I appreciate it a lot.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this one makes my dogs howl, its great

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
From "Last Week Tonight," meth addicted swamp raccoons.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://twitter.com/manekinekonyank/status/622629734095065088

bathtime

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Literally wash bears

Also here are some more goobers





Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

sleep tight, burgler

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

goose fleet posted:

Literally wash bears

Also here are some more goobers




Cash Crab outed as a scrap booker.



Ah ah ah! I can't even!

I read that Raccoon fur is actually waterproof recently.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
https://instagram.com/p/BDGfhQrSQyt/

Melanie raccoon says that can't be true!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I bet this raccoon tells the sickest jokes

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

twistedmentat posted:

Cash Crab outed as a scrap booker
More shocking than her honeymoon pictures from earlier in the thread!

Jenova
Dec 3, 2009

HONK.
Fallen Rib


Sunday is a nice day for hanging around in the garden.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Stolen from Willa Hollands Instagram

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Look out Toronto, Ottawa's stepping up to take over your raccoon throne

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

I think you messed up on the url. It's just something about Mike Duffy. Unless he was acquitted because he was found out to be 3 raccoons in a suit?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/mama-raccoon-sets-up-house-in-ottawa-construction-site-1.2875903 ??

babby is formed in construction site

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Well duh how else do you get babies you construct them

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
BREAKING NEWS

I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER INTERNET RACCOON

This one's name is Meeko and he is VERY FAT







twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I like how they removed the family from the attic. Those babies were pretty big too.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

goose fleet posted:

BREAKING NEWS

I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER INTERNET RACCOON

This one's name is Meeko and he is VERY FAT










He looks so happy :kimchi:

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
The place that I work at has a large pond/fountain in the back yard area. I've been told that frequently raccoons come there to wash their little paws and food. No pictures yet (I work days, so no dark nights for nature's nocturnal trash bandits) but I am constantly checking for one of those fat fat fat fucks.

Useless Rabbit
Jan 27, 2009

FAT FAT FAT DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK

https://zippy.gfycat.com/NeatHotAbyssiniancat.webm

Useless Rabbit has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Apr 27, 2016

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



What a dumb idiot, I love him

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
Like how loving drunk do you have to be to already be walking on all-fours and still fall?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

SoldadoDeTone
Apr 20, 2006

Hold on tight!
My wife gave me a list of reasons we couldn't get a raccoon.

1) It would eat all of her jewelry. I don't wear jewelry.
2) It would eat our cats. Our cats are terrible.
3) It can't live with dogs. It totally can.
4) It would eat our food. We eat out all the time.
5) It's illegal. We hate Maryland anyway! Time to move.

So basically, folks. We're getting a raccoon! Probably. Maybe.

Definitely not.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Trade your wife in for a raccoon

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.


I really wish I could make this picture the new thread title :allears:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


SoldadoDeTone posted:

My wife gave me a list of reasons we couldn't get a raccoon.

1) It would eat all of her jewelry. I don't wear jewelry.
2) It would eat our cats. Our cats are terrible.
3) It can't live with dogs. It totally can.
4) It would eat our food. We eat out all the time.
5) It's illegal. We hate Maryland anyway! Time to move.

So basically, folks. We're getting a raccoon! Probably. Maybe.

Definitely not.



Apparently, they're one step up from ferrets, and having lived with a ferret, I assure you, your watch is going down the toilet. Also, your phone. Possibly your passport as well. Magic water bowl! Wheee!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

They're dirty. You have to wash them. Never stop washing them.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

goose fleet posted:

Trade your wife in for a raccoon

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

goose fleet posted:

Trade your wife in for a raccoon

PYF Raccoon: Trade your wife in for a raccoon

snoo
Jul 5, 2007






Nice

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My then six year old nephew bought me the same jug of cheese balls for my birthday last year. :kiddo:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I would instantly trade my wife for a giant jug of cheese balls and / or a bloated raccoon to eat cheese balls with.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


whiteyfats posted:

My then six year old nephew bought me the same jug of cheese balls for my birthday last year. :kiddo:

:3: Oh, God. How cute.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

whiteyfats posted:

My then six year old nephew bought me the same jug of cheese balls for my birthday last year. :kiddo:

Are you a raccoon?

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

jesus he's going back for more
someone cut him off already

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

whiteyfats posted:

My then six year old nephew bought me the same jug of cheese balls for my birthday last year. :kiddo:

Did you wash them in the jug or individually?

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Did you wash them in the jug or individually?

Individually, like God intended. :colbert:

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