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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Setting the over under of black-leather-clad Mad Max cosplayers dying of heat stroke during the inaugural season at 11.5.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chichevache posted:

Setting the over under of black-leather-clad Mad Max cosplayers dying of heat stroke during the inaugural season at 11.5.

Over. Over. Over. Take my house on the over. It gets up to like, 90 degrees in September in Vegas.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The average high in Vegas is 94 in September, so it probably gets up over 100 now and then.

For comparison Miami, Tampa and Dallas all average 89. Phoenix has a roof now but averages 100 in September.

What I get out of this is people who voluntarily live in Phoenix are insane.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Raku posted:

Vegas Raiders owns so hard Mark Davis is a cleverly disguised genius

If the Chargers get to be the New California Republic, sure

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Grittybeard posted:

The average high in Vegas is 94 in September, so it probably gets up over 100 now and then.

For comparison Miami, Tampa and Dallas all average 89. Phoenix has a roof now but averages 100 in September.

What I get out of this is people who voluntarily live in Phoenix are insane.

I feel like this gets posted with every mention of Phoenix, but it never stops being true.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I wonder if Mark will upgrade his office from Hooters to the Bunny Ranch

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Vegas is a den of sin and thievery so it makes sense that the Raiders would go there.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Vegas owns bi*ch

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Raiders in Vegas would be the greatest move in sports history

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




effectual posted:

I wonder if Mark will upgrade his office from Hooters to the Bunny Ranch

You forgot that there's a Hooters Casino in Vegas.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Troy Queef posted:

You forgot that there's a Hooters Casino in Vegas.

no wonder mark wants to move there so bad

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sam bradford lmao posted:

Vegas owns bi*ch

Yeah, but you have to leave the city to rent them.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/JasonColeBR/status/724322855417073665

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

sam bradford lmao posted:

Vegas owns bi*ch

ya for approximately 72 hours per year when i am there

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Troy Queef posted:

You forgot that there's a Hooters Casino in Vegas.

When I was much younger I'd stay there because it's close to Luxor (which looks like poo poo now), the slots pay out like crazy and it was like 40 bucks a night. I've eaten at the Hooters casino restaurant like four times and I am so ashamed of that fact that I need to confess it like I'm in AA. I hooked up with some trollop from a bachelorette party that had just walked out of Thunder Down Under. I remember being in the hot tub with two German married couples and some broke rear end Florida skanks at 5am smoking in the hot tub and they didn't even bother to tell us to stop. Every time this place is mentioned I feel simultaneous remorse and disgust in every way.

Davis will live there, man.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

kiimo posted:

When I was much younger I'd stay there because it's close to Luxor (which looks like poo poo now), the slots pay out like crazy and it was like 40 bucks a night. I've eaten at the Hooters casino restaurant like four times and I am so ashamed of that fact that I need to confess it like I'm in AA. I hooked up with some trollop from a bachelorette party that had just walked out of Thunder Down Under. I remember being in the hot tub with two German married couples and some broke rear end Florida skanks at 5am smoking in the hot tub and they didn't even bother to tell us to stop. Every time this place is mentioned I feel simultaneous remorse and disgust in every way.

Davis will live there, man.

This is, to a tee, exactly the city the Raiders organization needs to thrive.

The Vegas Raiders will be around for like, 5 years tops before they start dropping like flies due to dangerous, as-yet-undiscovered STDs, but what a 5 years it will be.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Spoeank posted:

And Mission Brewery isn't in the top half of good breweries in the state so it all works out.

Russian River is legitimately my favorite brewery in the country and I'm really sad I'm no longer within driving distance.

Edit: Buffalo Bill's is also fantastic.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Davis and Vegas officials had another meeting today discussing possible stadium plans. Announcement could come this week about plans to relocate

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chris James 2 posted:

Davis and Vegas officials had another meeting today discussing possible stadium plans. Announcement could come this week about plans to relocate

For the love of God and all that is holy on this earth, this MUST happen. It's just too perfect to let it go.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Raiders in Vegas, Chargers in a brand new stadium in Gaslamp. LA rallies around the Rams, I get to see my Chiefs in Vegas and San Diego every year. This is a dream coming true.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the idea of going to watch the chargers play in vegas interests me greatly

obviously i will be wearing no chargers paraphernalia for obvious reasons

i will then drink myself to oblivion on the strip to forget how bad the chargers are

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I wonder what kind of uniform changes the Raiderettes would get :pervert:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I just realized the tailgates will be full of immigrants flicking hooker cards at me.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sam bradford lmao posted:

I wonder what kind of uniform changes the Raiderettes would get :pervert:

Hopefully nothing.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
I think everyone needs to know the committee meeting tomorrow can't approve a plan, they can only recommend the plan to the governor. This is only the beginning of the process, not the final one

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

Hopefully nothing.

I agree, ban cheerleaders completely

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ross Angeles posted:

I agree, ban cheerleaders completely

That wasn't my point.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ross Angeles posted:

I agree, ban cheerleaders completely

How will people know how to cheer?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Get Fury Road themed cheerleaders. Or sponsor by Hooters, like in the Replacements.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Stripper cheerleaders like in Baseketball.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

kiimo posted:

I just realized the tailgates will be full of immigrants flicking hooker cards at me.

how is this worse than current NFL tailgating

or are you saying that it could be an improvement

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

effectual posted:

Get Fury Road themed cheerleaders. Or sponsor by Hooters, like in the Replacements.
:agreed:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

sam bradford lmao posted:

I wonder what kind of uniform changes the Raiderettes would get :pervert:

Basically be the cowgirls but without the veneer of a PG rating.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

effectual posted:

Get Fury Road themed cheerleaders. Or sponsor by Hooters, like in the Replacements.

If this means the Raiders put the Doof Warrior in the middle of the Black Hole, I'm all for it.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Bip Roberts posted:

Basically be the cowgirls but without the veneer of a PG rating.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
https://twitter.com/PGutierrezESPN/status/725716031008722945

come on where's the full black hole regalia???

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
https://twitter.com/JonCastagnino/status/725728419065917440

:allears: Man i'm gonna be sad when this doesn't happen

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/timdahlberg/status/725729530531471361

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