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What gun are you going to use in this Call of Duty?
The good one that everyone else uses
Another, different gun
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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Cajun was high as gently caress all the time and made extinctionl fub. I cannot for the life of me remember who else I played with. I think spoonman played with us? I can't remember who the 4th regular was.

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sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
Spoonman never recovered from the great C4/Riot Shield nerf in Ghosts

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I think the highest point of ghost was a group of us playing in that one map that was a lab or something facility and we were losing so someone dropped a sentry gun on B because why not and that ended winning us the game 200-199 and holy poo poo that owned.

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

Tonight sure was goofy

:v:

IM DAY DAY IRL
Jul 11, 2003

Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.
mods please add to op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
They should have nerfed rapid fire on the Drakon to give the Shieva a niche and make the Drakon less annoying.

Carecat fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Apr 23, 2016

housefly
Sep 11, 2001

Dirt Taco Scuba posted:

Tonight sure was goofy

:v:

I've hosed a lot of men's asses in my time, and let me assure you that it's still gay even if our dicks never touch.

venutolo
Jun 4, 2003

Dinosaur Gum
Assuming the stats here and correct and applicable to consoles, these are the one-shot kill ranges for HC:

ARs
KN - 2000
XR2 - ∞
HVK - 1000
ICR - 1000
MoW - ∞
Sheiva - ∞
M8A7 - 1000
MX - ∞

SMGs
Kuda - 750
VMP - 500
Weevil - 800
Vesper - 300
Pharo - 750
Razorback - 750
HG40 - 1000

LMGs
BRM - ∞
Dingo - 5000
Gorgon - ∞
Dredge - 5000

Pistols
MR6 - 750
RK5 - 200
LCAR - 400

or by ranges...


XR2
MoW
Sheiva
MX
BRM
Gorgon

5000 (basically infinite)
Dingo
Dredge

2000
KN

1000
HVK
ICR
M8A7
HG40

800
Weevil

750
Kuda
Pharo
Razorback
MR6

500
VMP

400
LCAR

300
Vesper

250
RK5

RIP all-Razorback meta.

Kali11324
Dec 8, 2004

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As fate would have it I am free for gaming today. PSN: Kali_Ra73

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


Netcode's bupkis, but I know one thing in CoD that never requires a good connection. Supply Drop Gambling! Yaaaaa-

Oh. Server maintenance after the first drop. See ya later, $20. :smith:

EDIT: Server's back. I can now Dab as Spectre and Seraph is literally a schoolgirl what the gently caress are some of these cosmetics.

widespread fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Apr 24, 2016

Kali11324
Dec 8, 2004

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Great time finally playing with some goons.

I have a gift for you. I don't know if this goon is still around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYTu952fnWA

I don't think this guy was ever a goon but let's hear for the AssClapper-130!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7MNROVG99g

And here's one more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ-ds302SZM

You would think that after all these years of COD I wouldn't totally suck.

Kali11324 fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Apr 24, 2016

Troutz
Apr 10, 2016
Things got really loving weird last night

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Play with goons you did; get weird things must, yes? Mmmyahoohoohoohoo!

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

I'll be on tonight.

Troutz
Apr 10, 2016
I'll probably be on at like 8pm-ish EST

Kizurue
Apr 5, 2006

There's somethin' fishy goin' on here...
Going out to pick up some food and jager then I'll be on.

Troutz
Apr 10, 2016

Kizurue posted:

Going out to pick up some food and jager

Macys drinking game tonight?!?!?!?

Kizurue
Apr 5, 2006

There's somethin' fishy goin' on here...

Troutz posted:

Macys drinking game tonight?!?!?!?

That was rum, and dear god no. When I was at the liquor store my friend was laughing at me when we passed the Captain Morgan's and I started cussing.

On that note, Macy or Baron post the card for the game.

Knight2m
Jul 26, 2002

Touchdown Steelers


No game/party chat and invites fail to the game. I can't believe more people don't play this.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Kizurue posted:

That was rum, and dear god no. When I was at the liquor store my friend was laughing at me when we passed the Captain Morgan's and I started cussing.

On that note, Macy or Baron post the card for the game.

I'll do it after work. I'm addicted to self-deprecation.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Apr 25, 2016

Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!

Kali11324 posted:

Great time finally playing with some goons.

I have a gift for you. I don't know if this goon is still around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYTu952fnWA

I don't think this guy was ever a goon but let's hear for the AssClapper-130!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7MNROVG99g

And here's one more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ-ds302SZM

You would think that after all these years of COD I wouldn't totally suck.

I want to watch more amusing call of duty videos like these

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I am a horrible, horrible person. :sigh:

Kizurue
Apr 5, 2006

There's somethin' fishy goin' on here...

Mister Macys posted:

I am a horrible, horrible person. :sigh:



The only one I can't remember you constantly screaming is the one about "bone cancer", you should correct this issue.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I forgot how often I say, "Get the gently caress outta my house." Oh well.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Mister Macys posted:

I forgot how often I say, "Get the gently caress outta my house." Oh well.

I prefer "SIT THE gently caress DOWN."

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I'm not a Rays fan.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Mister Macys posted:

I'm not a Rays fan.

I don't get it.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
2008. Cabrera with bases loaded tells Balfour to "throw it over the plate".

Balfour strikes him out, and as he's walking to the dugout, points at Cabrera, and tells him to, "Sit the gently caress down." :colbert:

Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!
You eat pieces of poo poo for breakfast?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I don't know why I like quoting that line, but I do. :iiam:

Also:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdIcj88WuPE

I recommend watching the Final Kill Cam, if nothing else. :commissar:

I need to replace this controller. I swear to loving God, I'm not pushing the melee button, and it keeps going off at the literal worst times; this loving bullshit never happened with the 360's.
Also, I seriously need to boost the loving volume at which the PS4's video editor renders poo poo; the default is 80%, and I had it at 110 for this video.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Apr 25, 2016

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


You should buy a XIM4.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Glad that happened in the one game I went positive!

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

Mister Macys posted:

I need to replace this controller. I swear to loving God, I'm not pushing the melee button, and it keeps going off at the literal worst times; this loving bullshit never happened with the 360's.

When I first got the PS4, I thought about buying this dongle that lets you use a 360 controller on the PS4. I'm still not happy with the DS4's ergonomics, but with some analog stick covers, I like it enough.

housefly
Sep 11, 2001

I've played this game way too much. I've officially double prestige maxed every gun in the game (aside from crate guns I don't have yet).

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You should buy a XIM4.

JetpackJeezus
Jul 27, 2011

Heaven Can Wait

housefly posted:

I've played this game way too much. I've officially double prestige maxed every gun in the game (aside from crate guns I don't have yet).

Beat you to it by a good month or two, but welcome to the club!

Kizurue
Apr 5, 2006

There's somethin' fishy goin' on here...

JetpackJeezus posted:

Beat you to it by a good month or two, but welcome to the club!

I finally hit 9th prestige last night. Now I need to finish the Weevil and Razorback for diamond SMGs then it's off to sniper rifles.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.
Sounds like y'all should work with the limitations the hardware restricts you to like me. In other words, git gud.



(Still applies to CoD)

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Vicissitude posted:

Sounds like y'all should work with the limitations the hardware restricts you to like me. In other words, git gud.



(Still applies to CoD)

a xim4 is hardware, and if you weren't poor, you could afford one.

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housefly
Sep 11, 2001

JetpackJeezus posted:

Beat you to it by a good month or two, but welcome to the club!

I got Dark Matter in either late December or early January. I just decided the last couple double weapon xp weekends to work toward this. I have no idea why I even did it considering I won't ever use a lot of these guns again, unless they have massive changes to them.

Realistically I think the only thing I really want to finish is some more hero armor stuff. I have all the abilities done and four of the weapons. I just don't know if I can stand using gravity spikes or sparrow that much. War machine, scythe and the annihilator seem doable, but gently caress those first two.

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