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Ah yeah that adrenaline and excitement you get from not doing anything for so long. It's a well known fact for why lazy fucks can outperform Olympians. I benched 500Kg my first time thanks to that very fact. But it used up all the adrenaline so I haven't been able do it since...
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:16 |
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Energy is like money. If you save enough over time you can spend it all at once! That's how all the best athletes train. Also adrenaline gives you super powers.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:39 |
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such a great instance of somebody doubling down needlessly when they could have easily covered their rear end by being like "Oops sorry the 4 was a typo" or whatever. The craving for FB likes overrides the individual's common sense ^^Also lmao yeah, it's just so playground. GUYS I DID THIS AWESOME THING, wait you want to see me do it and won't just praise me based on my word? Well I can't do it again you guys lmao it was obviously too awesome and amazing the first time, you're all the dumb ones in this scenario laffo, heh
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:49 |
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Could've been solved with a "Okay not literally a four-minute mile, but I did run pretty fast for a chubster!"
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:51 |
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A four minute kilometer would have been believable.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:00 |
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From how pudgy they sound, I'd reckon a four minute meter would be more believable.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:05 |
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The term is Autistic-American or person of autism fake edit: I have had this tab open a long time
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:14 |
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I think that person was running on a quarter-mile long track and thought one lap around was a mile. A 16 minute mile for someone with no training sounds pretty believable.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:26 |
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I have no doubt that this arrogant turbodork is proud of not knowing one of the most significant musicians of the past half-century. But the proof that this S didn't H is that "Haircut Lady", a Prince fan, DOESN'T KNOW HIS FAVORITE loving COLOR
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:00 |
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And shut-in nerds should at least know 1999 and Batdance. Like, he was part of Tim Burton's soundtrack for Batman. gently caress off!
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:04 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Now I am become ADD, the destroyer of focus Absurd Alhazred posted:Fixed that for you. I'd say I hate both of you, but .................................................................................................................................................................................................................. But what were we talking about then?
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:18 |
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Voicequote:This troper met a man with a "compelling voice". When he talked every nerve in your body chilled starting at the spine and working it way to your fingertips. Being in a classroom we were relatively in a quiet place. (he was a sub) His voice made you want to tell him whatever he wanted to know. It was More Than Mind Control with hints of Happiness In Slavery. This man also causes amnesia when he talks apparently, because I was the ONLY one who could remember him saying anything. Along with all this he said I "Was very perceptive unlike my fellow classmates." When I actually summoned the guts to ask how to make my voice so monotone and emotionless he never really gave a clear answer. He made no attempts to hide that he thought I had "The gift" so to speak so he obviously thought I could do it. Or was that his voice persuading me that I can but really I can't. Ugh really confusing. The worst part was I KNEW I was being persuaded partly against my will the whole time I talked to him. (Which is a really creepy feeling) But in the end their was absolutely nothing that I could do about it. Fans quote:Fans of something will often tell haters that they are missing the point, whether they are or not. If the movie was critically unpopular, then you get threads about how everyone is missing the point, whether they are or not. Paper quote:This troper actually had a college history professor require a paper written on one of many Hollywood movies based on ancient times. This troper was stuck with 300 and that. Exact. Same. Topic. In fact, this troper was so completely sick of his rhetoric on the subject that he went ahead and ripped the professor's theory to shreds in a calm and ordered way point by point. This troper then received an A on the paper, and never heard another fumbled argument on 300 in class again.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 04:59 |
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Edit: nothing to see here
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 06:28 |
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Uh, can someone translate me this into English? I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Who's Harry?
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 07:48 |
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System Metternich posted:Uh, can someone translate me this into English? I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Who's Harry? It took a sec for it to click for me, because I thought "1D" might've been some obscure sizing system, then realized it refers to boypop group 1 Direction. Harry is presumably a member. It should now make more sense but hooooly poo poo is it stupid.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 08:06 |
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One Direction aren't gay. Or is that the joke, I'm not sure what makes that event so funny.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 09:47 |
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I logged even better than a four-minute mile on Endomondo once I forgot to turn it off while I was in the car e: Marenghi posted:One Direction aren't gay. Or is that the joke, I'm not sure what makes that event so funny. I'm pretty sure one of them's gay, but I've only heard any of this from my 15-year-old 1D-fan baby cousin, who is coincidentally at that age where straight girls find gay guys to be sex on legs
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 09:53 |
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Marenghi posted:One Direction aren't gay. Or is that the joke, I'm not sure what makes that event so funny. Many fans of One Direction believe in an all-encompassing conspiracy theory that two of the members are gay and in love, despite all evidence to the contrary.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 09:58 |
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a trolley posted:Many fans of One Direction believe in an all-encompassing conspiracy theory that two of the members are gay and in love, despite all evidence to the contrary. Pretty much. Girls have a fascination with the idea that their cute idols could be secretly smooching on one another. I thought it was a fairly recent thing but my mum assures me that there was lots of theorising about whether the members of Skyhooks or Sherbert were totally hooking up with each other and how hot that would be when she was a teen, so
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 10:04 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Pretty much. Girls have a fascination with the idea that their cute idols could be secretly smooching on one another. I thought it was a fairly recent thing but my mum assures me that there was lots of theorising about whether the members of Skyhooks or Sherbert were totally hooking up with each other and how hot that would be when she was a teen, so Symons/Braithwaite slash fiction
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 14:07 |
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Kirk/Spock (Kock?) was the original slash pairing according to some sources, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were even older pairings.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 14:18 |
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There have to be Victorian-era Holmes/Watson slashfics hidden somewhere.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 14:22 |
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I guarantee you somewhere in the world there's a buried cuneiform tablet containing hardcore Gilgamesh/Enkidu action.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 14:29 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:I guarantee you somewhere in the world there's a buried cuneiform tablet containing hardcore Gilgamesh/Enkidu action. Well, I dunno about hardcore, but they already unearthed a bunch with Gilgamesh/Enkidu action and canonized it.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 15:04 |
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Paladinus posted:Kirk/Spock (Kock?) was the original slash pairing according to some sources, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were even older pairings. Socrates/Alcibiades OTP
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 15:57 |
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Achilles/Patroclus/Hector love triangle.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 17:14 |
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If the first recorded joke in history was a fart joke, there is no doubt that before they were written down many of the spoken epic tales became much more adult in select company.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 17:24 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:I guarantee you somewhere in the world there's a buried cuneiform tablet containing hardcore Gilgamesh/Enkidu action. canon Slightly Lions posted:Achilles/Patroclus/Hector love triangle. canon Mr. Belpit posted:There have to be Victorian-era Holmes/Watson slashfics hidden somewhere. Sherlock Holmes fans have been loving insane since the first book was published, so yes, there probably are
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:05 |
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Forums grown STDH: Askme about pool hustling:jase1 posted:When I was 22 I was on the road with my 2 uncles Frank and Mike and we decided to stop at this biker bar in Virginia that my uncle had to been in his younger days. Don't remember the name of the bar but it was a wild one. I Remember walking in and it being very dim and smokey with a very strong stench of something dead or rotting. We walk in and it's packed and the whole place is dark except one little area in the back with a light hanging over a pool table. An old man with a beard and durag on was playing and I stepped up and asked if the table was open and he told me to grab a stick and lets shoot. I ask him if he likes to shoot for fun or money and he said money is the preference here. He knew right away I wasn't from there and he called me out on it. I smirked and said nothing and he said let start off with 20 a game. I lose the first 5 games to him and then tell him let me get a shot to win it all back. He agrees to play me one more match double or nothing. I figure now was the time to turn it on and start winning. I easily run out and he says run it again. He racks I break and run again putting me up 200. I ask him if he wants to run it again and he says yes but this time he wants to run it for 500. I tell him okay. He racks I break and miss and he almost runs out but misses on the ball before the 8. That leaves the table wide open and I win again. Now I am up 700 and feeling very cocky and my ego kicks in. I start talking a little trash to the old man. Making jokes about his age and so on and he gets a little frustrated and walks away. I Walk over to where my uncles are and start bullshitting with them and after a few minutes the old man walks back up and says he wants to shoot again. I tell him well you called me out so now you are gonna see what I can really do. Let's play for 1k. He thinks about it for a minute and he says ok but only if the loser kisses norma I tell him Ill kiss any woman in here after I win I don't give a poo poo. At this time about 6 or 7 of his friends start cheering and laughing. A little confused but I am in the zone and not thinking about that and start focusing on the break.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:08 |
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sweet cool mom-ing
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 06:39 |
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bringmyfishback posted:sweet cool mom-ing Jesus lady, what the gently caress happened to "What do you say?"
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 06:58 |
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bringmyfishback posted:sweet cool mom-ing Ok, Mom, why did you wait so long to instill manners in your brats? By five I had the magic words Please and Thank You engraved in my mind.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 07:13 |
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Why would you be proud of the fact that you've mastered 'please' and 'thank you', but not the ability to control your anger around people who can't read your mind?
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 07:18 |
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Wolf
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 07:19 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Wolf "lol ok"
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 07:21 |
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kizudarake posted:Forums grown STDH: Askme about pool hustling: That's just scratching the surface of that guy's made up (or at the very least heavily, heavily embellished if you're feeling generous) stories. He's been posting those threads for years and just like the 50 foot ant spooky nazi ghost stories there are tons of goons who quickly make the mental jump from "it would be cool if this happened" to "I believe this actually happened" and will defend their stories to the death.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 07:38 |
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cash crab posted:"lol ok" I love picturing the blue guy as being some totally normal dude who has just started normaly dating a girl, and the red guy has concocted this crazy abusive scenario in his head to justify his obsession with the girl.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:12 |
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I think my favorite internet things ever are the long winded rants about what a bad rear end the writer is, they're the best
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:41 |
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Someone started sharing "The adult side of Tumblr" on my Facebook feed and it is ripe with STDH ( and clickbait). I don't want to be all 'kids these days' but I can't help but wonder if a generation that grew up on participation trophies is especially prone to milking praise on Tumblr over the most mundane thing. They'll share a story of how they stood up for themselves or something and everybody is tripping over themselves on how awesome they are. Like they would have the guts to remind the MacDonald's employee they didn't want pickles in their Big Mac
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:16 |
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Panfilo posted:Someone started sharing "The adult side of Tumblr" on my Facebook feed and it is ripe with STDH ( and clickbait). No, the vast majority of us knew those trophies were bullshit and hated them.
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