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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Ularg posted:

ISIS specifically stated they wanted to destroy our national anthem.

Broken clock, I guess.

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Nomad175
Oct 14, 2012

By not beating me, he has beaten me.

Senf posted:



Can't argue with that, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think Keith David would be an awesome addition to our currency, personally.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Senf posted:



Can't argue with that, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well they're right. If a president is still alive they can't appear on US currency.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Ularg posted:

ISIS specifically stated they wanted to destroy our national anthem.

And Obummer's helping: he's drafted an executive order that all public schools must replace "under God" with "under Allah" when saying the pledge.

Not only that, but they've been forcing Christian students to gather around the flagpole for a morning prayer... to Allah and Mohammad! If they refuse, they're suspended without arbitration.

The teachers don't dare speak out, because they're too worried that their administrators--who play gay socialists for Taqqiya (they're really Sharia-spreading terrorists)--would have them sent to a FEMA re-education work camp.

Just another reason we need to give our remaining good Christian teachers guns, so they can put a pork bullet between the eyes of the next False-flag clock bomber the Liberals employ

oldpainless posted:

I'm not sure any of those are true.

Lieberal sheeple like you will keep marching to the bleat of your own dumb while Hitlery and her BLM Black Panther Al Sharpton race-baiting army opens the doors to ISIS through the Mexican border. Why don't you ever question where the shepherd is leading you, sheep? Because you're too fattened up with welfare and free Odrone-phones to pull yourself out of the blinding muck of your limp-wrist leftist brainwashing--oh sorry "public education". SMH

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Oct 30, 2009

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I'm not sure any of those are true.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist


Well at least you're making up for it with obnoxious facebook memes. That should fix it.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

oldpainless posted:

I'm not sure any of those are true.

This is always the reply I look forward to. :allears:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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oldpainless posted:

I'm not sure any of those are true.

Except they are. I'm a member of the gay atheist Muslim illuminati, it's all real and will happen any day now!

Fishvilla
Apr 11, 2011

THE SHAGMISTRESS






Brawnfire posted:

Lieberal sheeple like you will keep marching to the bleat of your own dumb...

:golfclap:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

Lieberal sheeple like you will keep marching to the bleat of your own dumb

lmao

Not sure if reddit is classed as social media with respect to this thread.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

EmmyOk posted:

lmao

Not sure if reddit is classed as social media with respect to this thread.



Doesn't the Yugioh card game have some of the most simplistic mechanics of any of those TCGs?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I like the OPs use of Muay Thai as an example, since both my Muay Thai instructors have been women.

But holy loving :laffo: to yugioh. Is that even still a thing?

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

EmmyOk posted:

lmao

Not sure if reddit is classed as social media with respect to this thread.



okay this got an actual :stare: from me irl

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I like the OPs use of Muay Thai as an example, since both my Muay Thai instructors have been women.

But holy loving :laffo: to yugioh. Is that even still a thing?

yes, and konami gives no fucks about the tournament scene, so it usually gets banned from nerd stores for the thieving and bullying and vaping that comes with it

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
What the hell is MGTOW?

Also he uses the term "Invading" as if he doesn't realize that women have been in all of those scenes from the start, and it's only marketing that told them it was a boys club. For how much people on reddit complain about misleading marketing they sure don't realize how warped their perception of the gaming audience has become because of marketing.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Men Going Their Own Way, but they're not to be confused with MRAs or PUAs because they basically want to live in a world entirely without women.

Pipistrelle
Jun 18, 2011

Seems the high horse is taking them all home


"...requires to much thinking for the typical female brain."

If he's going to act superior about intellect, you would think that he would at least check his grammar.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Basically, if a person is against raising the minimum wage to something livable, they are garbage who either enjoy the suffering of the lower class or won't admit that our capitalist system is kinda loving broken.
no but you see here are a bunch of articles from mises.org which prove that minimum wage is a nanny state invention to keep people on welfare and if you only let the free market do its job without regulation you will see that wages will go up naturally, it's only those lazy people not bootstrapping themselves and negotiahahahaha sorry i can't finish this poo poo

I have one of these guys who pops up on a friend's feed from time to time :sigh:

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

EmmyOk posted:

lmao

Not sure if reddit is classed as social media with respect to this thread.



Yugioh encompasses the pinnacle of human intellect.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!

RFC2324 posted:

Doesn't the Yugioh card game have some of the most simplistic mechanics of any of those TCGs?

Of all the big TCGs, it has the biggest numbers, the least arithmetic, and the most ridiculous extra mechanics and rules that are printed in 2 point font on special cards.

It's only really 'complicated' because of that, it keeps shoehorning in convoluted bullshit at such a rate that it can't just put them in the rulebook, it has to print them on the cards. Without those it's the simplest one, it just distracts you from that by making every number four digits instead of two.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Ularg posted:

What the hell is MGTOW?

One of the fundamental hard truths of the redpill is that the overwhelming majority of women only find 20% of men attractive, and it is these 20% monopolizing the SMP. Kings and tribal chiefs along with those directly under them would have harems, while the common man or peasant would go their entire life without any sex or attention from the opposite sex. This is supported by many studies that show that most of our male ancestors accounted for as little as 6% to as high as 18% of the male population.

Depression is also not the natural state of a man either, so logically it follows that most men for the most part were happy and content living their lives without any sort of romantic connection to a woman. Sex has always been an extreme luxury enjoyed only by the elite in our history. It is not a "biological urge" as claimed by most of society, but something socialized into our subconscious from a young age. You see, they need to have young beta/omega men constantly be starved for it and spend their entire youths working to eventually become a BB. Rather than focus on their own interests and passions, their number one goal in life becomes the most desirable beta bux. This paradigm is obviously detrimental to the majority of men and is exactly what mgtow challenges and seeks to dismantle.

The main reason I made this post is because there is a contingent within mgtow that claims those who have never been with a woman can never be true "mgtows". At its core, this bluepill thinking as you are still exterbalizing the fallacious idea that the SMP is egalitarian. More importantly, you are externalizing the completely false idea that men need women on some level. I know there are going to be gynocentric PUAs and bluepillers masquerading as "mgtows" claiming I am some loser who is bitter he can't get laid, despite the fact I have always in the top 10% of men for most of my life and never had any issues with women. However, like a true redpiller, I don't put my brethren who have no experience with these harpies either for reasons within their control (which requires conformity and is the pinnacle of gynocentrism) or for reasons outside of their control. I have and will always continue to tell them to find contentment within themselves and women are not worth your time or resources at all. Get rid of the societal brainwashing that tells you to measure your worth as a person based on your success with women. This is the type of programming that conditions you to hapily accept your role as a cucold beta provider when some post-wall harpy starts to show you a little attention.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
What the hell is SMP?

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



MGTOW is a eugenics program aimed at removing themselves from the genepool

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Ularg posted:

What the hell is SMP?

I'm guessing "sexual marketplace" from context.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

a cucold beta provider

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Ularg posted:

whats the point of having ''normal'' friends? (self.MGTOW)

that aren't MGTOW?

Every time you will talk or hear about them 'looking for their next big love' or complaining about their GFs...

I don't.

They serve ancillary social benefits (if you care about that sort of thing, anyway) and can be useful as individuals. The ones that are always doing blue pill nonsense you can probably keep at arm's length so as not to have to deal with their crap. Hopefully they get the hint

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Haha loving what?

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.
I see you two haven't met.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Its always great when new people meet LoB. :allears:

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Kay Kessler posted:

How do people not know that McDonalds doesn't do special orders? It's kind of their thing. You can't customize it, but in return it's ready immediately.

And I've honestly not had any problems at McDonald's either. If it's an order for a group they might forget an order of fries, but that's been about it.

I order no onions everywhere I go and mcd's rarely gets it wrong. Tbell gets it wrong constantly so I just stoped ording things with onions at tbell

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

EmmyOk posted:

lmao

Not sure if reddit is classed as social media with respect to this thread.



I like that these guys apparently think "male safe spaces" should be things like the entirety of comic books or video games. Which are totally equal to things like women's gyms or shelters.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Nuebot posted:

I like that these guys apparently think "male safe spaces" should be things like the entirety of comic books or video games. Which are totally equal to things like women's gyms or shelters.

It's because "beep boop autism".

With apologies to people with autism and empathy.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Ularg posted:

Haha loving what?

I don't care who you are, where you are from, and how you feel. What I care about is what you will do for the rest of your loving life. Think about that. This is who you are man. It's what gives you essence. We all grow up with dreams when we are young and we let go of it because we grow up. I hear about all the time from older guys, stay young. We are 18,19,20 and so forth, stressed as gently caress? Nah man. Where's that loving spirit inside you? The "I WANNA loving DO IT" voice. You have inside you. It's calling and you just gotta let it out! Don't loving sit at a desk job doing what bores you. Do what you always wanted to do when you were young. This is why we are MGTOW. We are men for Christ sake and we are being bent over by feminism. That isn't how it goes, it's YOUR loving time man. Time to get some control back. Dust yourself off and get back up.

I was watching Dirty Grandpa, the one with Robert De Niro and gently caress me, that was the poo poo. That's the attitude. The "I don't give a gently caress" attitude. That's a semi MGTOW movie there. Not giving a gently caress and chasing what's real. Not some false proclaimed poo poo that women are creating so that they can chastise your balls for the rest of your life. Run wild. Wild like that Mazda advert that pissed women off because the guy brought something that defined freedom. Get. loving. Mad. Build up that angry and bulldoze. Every. Motherfucking. Thing. That dares to get in your way.

Yeah yeah LOB, you are young blah blah. Listen, my age isn't poo poo. Some people die at 20 (early marriage) go through autopilot for 50 years if they are lucky and are buried in a box after everyone is done saying how great you were. gently caress that.

So as you look left and right, remember that your brothers are here, hidden amongst the poo poo. MGTOW is here to loving stay, because as long there is one entitled fuckgina in this world, our job here isn't done. We might not be able to fix what these fucktards have done, but we will give em a fight they can remember.

LOB out.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I don't care who you are, where you are from, and how you feel. What I care about is what you will do for the rest of your loving life. Think about that. This is who you are man. It's what gives you essence. We all grow up with dreams when we are young and we let go of it because we grow up. I hear about all the time from older guys, stay young. We are 18,19,20 and so forth, stressed as gently caress? Nah man. Where's that loving spirit inside you? The "I WANNA loving DO IT" voice. You have inside you. It's calling and you just gotta let it out! Don't loving sit at a desk job doing what bores you. Do what you always wanted to do when you were young. This is why we are MGTOW. We are men for Christ sake and we are being bent over by feminism. That isn't how it goes, it's YOUR loving time man. Time to get some control back. Dust yourself off and get back up.

I was watching Dirty Grandpa, the one with Robert De Niro and gently caress me, that was the poo poo. That's the attitude. The "I don't give a gently caress" attitude. That's a semi MGTOW movie there. Not giving a gently caress and chasing what's real. Not some false proclaimed poo poo that women are creating so that they can chastise your balls for the rest of your life. Run wild. Wild like that Mazda advert that pissed women off because the guy brought something that defined freedom. Get. loving. Mad. Build up that angry and bulldoze. Every. Motherfucking. Thing. That dares to get in your way.

Yeah yeah LOB, you are young blah blah. Listen, my age isn't poo poo. Some people die at 20 (early marriage) go through autopilot for 50 years if they are lucky and are buried in a box after everyone is done saying how great you were. gently caress that.

So as you look left and right, remember that your brothers are here, hidden amongst the poo poo. MGTOW is here to loving stay, because as long there is one entitled fuckgina in this world, our job here isn't done. We might not be able to fix what these fucktards have done, but we will give em a fight they can remember.

LOB out.

Kill all men IMO

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

You guys are giving me a giggle fit on the bus and I'm getting weird looks. Thanks LoB.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
I like that he just put 'movies' as an all male space. Just...all movies. Which is actually more self aware than all the internet angry men who yell about how there's no inequality problem in the film industry to fix.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
Yea, LoB is definitely an acquired taste, but once you get it, it's loads of :allears: and :stwoon:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Lottery of Babylon would be a fantastic moderator

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

He is the only Gold Star poster which is a pretty strong qualifying criterion.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I feel honored to be in his presence. (There's no doubt that's LOB is a he, all things considered)

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


FordPRefectLL posted:

colleague who teaches "critical reading" at the college we work for posts this on fb



grr how dare fast food workers negotiate a $7600 raise for me

I like that the person writing this obviously isn't an EMT at all. EMTs don't give meds, and they certainly don't decide what hospital is "good" to take a person to. Also she's a spiteful bitch, raising wages is good for everyone.

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