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Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

rabidsquid posted:

Don't be scared, homie.

Trust me. I'm not scared. But since these summoners are on my own team, I can't attack and defeat them. And if I attempt to toxic them back using logic, yeah, and basic, the form of argument, yeah? Hold on. You know in star wars, right, you guys know this movie star wars? In this movie, there's this character Darth Vader... and he's evil, yeah? And we think he's super strong, but in the third movie, spoilers here for.. if you haven't seen fuckin... star wars... then sorry mate. But in the third movie, it turns out he's all scarred and disfigured and stuff, because the thing that gave him power, also ate him from the inside and destroyed his body, yeah? So that's what being toxic back is like, the toxic destroys you from the inside. Monte, thoughts?

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Aerox
Jan 8, 2012

Work Friend Keven posted:

Trust me. I'm not scared. But since these summoners are on my own team, I can't attack and defeat them. And if I attempt to toxic them back using logic, yeah, and basic, the form of argument, yeah? Hold on. You know in star wars, right, you guys know this movie star wars? In this movie, there's this character Darth Vader... and he's evil, yeah? And we think he's super strong, but in the third movie, spoilers here for.. if you haven't seen fuckin... star wars... then sorry mate. But in the third movie, it turns out he's all scarred and disfigured and stuff, because the thing that gave him power, also ate him from the inside and destroyed his body, yeah? So that's what being toxic back is like, the toxic destroys you from the inside. Monte, thoughts?

They should fire Lyte and hire you instead imo

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

I looked through all the champions and I think I'm going to main Nunu because yetis are pretty cool. What lane should I take?

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Sinners Sandwich posted:

I looked through all the champions and I think I'm going to main Nunu because yetis are pretty cool. What lane should I take?

None of the above. You're a jungler now.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Nunu, and his faithful yeti Will.I.Am, are strongest in the Jungle and Support roles. However, Nunu is sometimes seen in the Top lane as well, but be warned - your fellow summoners may consider this pick a prank.

foutre
Sep 4, 2011

:toot: RIP ZEEZ :toot:
He's pretty sad as a support, try and stick to jungle and sometimes top imo. Also, willump the yeti does all the work, nunu just takes the credit and tosses snowballs while willump is consuming dragons and boiling his blood and poo poo.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



The correct answer is take every lane. You're a jungle now so you can farm every lane

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

henkman posted:

Flame is part of the game - diamondprox

http://forums.eune.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=569227

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Work Friend Keven posted:

Trust me. I'm not scared. But since these summoners are on my own team, I can't attack and defeat them. And if I attempt to toxic them back using logic, yeah, and basic, the form of argument, yeah? Hold on. You know in star wars, right, you guys know this movie star wars? In this movie, there's this character Darth Vader... and he's evil, yeah? And we think he's super strong, but in the third movie, spoilers here for.. if you haven't seen fuckin... star wars... then sorry mate. But in the third movie, it turns out he's all scarred and disfigured and stuff, because the thing that gave him power, also ate him from the inside and destroyed his body, yeah? So that's what being toxic back is like, the toxic destroys you from the inside. Monte, thoughts?

dude went for a swim in lava with no arms or legs

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I'm sad and lonely.

Someone talk to me.

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

Methanar posted:

I'm sad and lonely.

Someone talk to me.

What chat platforms do you prefer? How many people are in your League Club?

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy
I am glad keven is bringing his posts to this thread, the pro league thread doesn't give nearly enough Keven

And meth could have +1 to his fan club if he would send me an invite

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

Luna Was Here posted:

I am glad keven is bringing his posts to this thread, the pro league thread doesn't give nearly enough Keven

And meth could have +1 to his fan club if he would send me an invite

Not a double empty quote

Radical
Apr 6, 2011

Work Friend Keven posted:

Trust me. I'm not scared. But since these summoners are on my own team, I can't attack and defeat them. And if I attempt to toxic them back using logic, yeah, and basic, the form of argument, yeah? Hold on. You know in star wars, right, you guys know this movie star wars? In this movie, there's this character Darth Vader... and he's evil, yeah? And we think he's super strong, but in the third movie, spoilers here for.. if you haven't seen fuckin... star wars... then sorry mate. But in the third movie, it turns out he's all scarred and disfigured and stuff, because the thing that gave him power, also ate him from the inside and destroyed his body, yeah? So that's what being toxic back is like, the toxic destroys you from the inside. Monte, thoughts?

monte cannot have thoughts about a game he doesnt play unfortunately.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


I think he's calling me Monte because of my sweet tattoo and leather jacket

Yashichi
Oct 22, 2010

Servaetes
Sep 10, 2003

False enemy or true friend?

rabidsquid posted:

I think he's calling me Monte because of my sweet tattoo and leather jacket

as someone that watches a lot of gay porn, i can tell you about sigils

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

I was blaming Yasuo for our loss, but holy poo poo, how do you gently caress up being Tryn that badly?

stump collector
May 28, 2007
that's beautiful

Mikujin
May 25, 2010

(also a lightning rod)

The Door Frame posted:

I was blaming Yasuo for our loss, but holy poo poo, how do you gently caress up being Tryn that badly?
As if it somehow needs pointing out: Bronze 5.

(No one on your did team did well. You all just sucked and died.)

The Mattybee
Sep 15, 2007

despair.

The Door Frame posted:


I was blaming Yasuo for our loss, but holy poo poo, how do you gently caress up being Tryn that badly?

Motherfucker do I have to go through and tear apart all of your games again

I did that like a year ago and apparently you listened to nothing I said ever

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Work Friend Keven posted:

Hey all... trying to play this game but other summoners keep toxicing me. Any tips? Trying to keep a good attitude.

kill them

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate
i love keven

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Mikujin posted:

As if it somehow needs pointing out: Bronze 5.

You could have just ended the post there haha. Duo jungle is the best plan ever

The Mattybee posted:

Motherfucker do I have to go through and tear apart all of your games again

I did that like a year ago and apparently you listened to nothing I said ever

Not true at all, my KDA is better than last season, I am better at warding/building, I get good CS, and I'm not struggling to climb tiers anymore
If I just wanted to win all of the time I'd play nothing but Sion, Raka, Moaki, or Galio, refine builds, get better with jungle clears, practice positioning in team fights, and practice laning tactics. But that's kinda boring to do every single game, so I advance a rank with and then gently caress around because I only have to win 1 out of the next 2-3 games as soon as I get into promos and I can keep my rank up.

I should probably do that stuff in Normals, but I'm too lazy to click on another queue :effort:

RYang
Dec 5, 2012

The Door Frame posted:

Not true at all, my KDA is better than last season, I am better at warding/building, I get good CS, and I'm not struggling to climb tiers anymore
If I just wanted to win all of the time I'd play nothing but Sion, Raka, Moaki, or Galio, refine builds, get better with jungle clears, practice positioning in team fights, and practice laning tactics. But that's kinda boring to do every single game, so I advance a rank with and then gently caress around because I only have to win 1 out of the next 2-3 games as soon as I get into promos and I can keep my rank up.

I should probably do that stuff in Normals, but I'm too lazy to click on another queue :effort:

You were bronze IV a year ago.

You are bronze IV today.

RYang
Dec 5, 2012
I could have good positioning in teamfights every game if I really wanted to. I just don't want to.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


I position really well in skirmishes but in team fights I am much more likely to have someone just dive after me and kill me but die. I am not sure if I just need to be positioning way too passively or just hope to get peel more often than never.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you're terrible at the game like me play and build tanky stuff so your positioning mistakes are forgiven by math.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

RYang posted:

You were bronze IV a year ago.

You are bronze IV today.

Bronze 3 :smug:


Elentor posted:

If you're terrible at the game like me play and build tanky stuff so your positioning mistakes are forgiven by math.

That's why I love to play Sion, so anything that does manage to whittle down my HP pool can't stop my corpse from punching them to death afterwards

Sexpansion
Mar 22, 2003

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rabidsquid posted:

Don't be scared, homie.


Lovechop posted:

i love keven


henkman posted:

Flame is part of the game - diamondprox

I love League of Legends.

Etrips
Nov 9, 2004

Having Teemo Problems?
I Feel Bad For You, Son.
I Got 99 Shrooms
And You Just Hit One.

henkman posted:

Flame is part of the game - diamondprox



???

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

The Door Frame posted:

You could have just ended the post there haha. Duo jungle is the best plan ever


Not true at all, my KDA is better than last season, I am better at warding/building, I get good CS, and I'm not struggling to climb tiers anymore
If I just wanted to win all of the time I'd play nothing but Sion, Raka, Moaki, or Galio, refine builds, get better with jungle clears, practice positioning in team fights, and practice laning tactics. But that's kinda boring to do every single game, so I advance a rank with and then gently caress around because I only have to win 1 out of the next 2-3 games as soon as I get into promos and I can keep my rank up.

I should probably do that stuff in Normals, but I'm too lazy to click on another queue :effort:
I don't know if I'd consider going from Bronze 5 to Bronze 4 in one year getting over the struggle of climbing.

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


RYang posted:

I could have good positioning in teamfights every game if I really wanted to. I just don't want to.
Same tbh

Sexpansion
Mar 22, 2003

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Cool

PBE posted:

Zac
Movespeed increased to 340 from 335
Cell Division (Passive) revive time now scales down with level!
Base: 8 seconds.
Level 6 = 7 seconds.
Level 10 = 6 seconds.
Level 13 = 5 seconds.
Level 17 = 4 seconds.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Why aren't all legends equal? I'm beginning to suspect some of them have a bit more thought put into them

Radical
Apr 6, 2011

capitalism

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Taric's remake is alright but LoL is so hacky.. just dumb loving designers. They had to go all flaming gay with his model and make him prance around with his limp wrist out and poo poo. Taric used to be cool because he was a little gay and that was interesting but Riot is so cheesy they made him like a surburbanite at a Gay Pride Parade

seizure later
Apr 18, 2007

ImpAtom posted:

Not really, no. League has a lot of strong champions but it isn't the same as Urf where there are a number of champions who are extremely abusively overwhelmingly strong and your choice is ban or hope their player is inept enough to not function. The recent season has been particularly bad even for Riot but even full power tank Ekko is nothing compared to the way Urf shapes up as an intentionally unbalanced game mode.

have you watched competitive league lately / ever? there are always about 12 must pick / ban champions so every match turns in to the exact same team comps and whoever has practiced with it more wins. it's super boring and this game should have had 10 bans a long time ago.

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Taric's remake is alright but LoL is so hacky.. just dumb loving designers. They had to go all flaming gay with his model and make him prance around with his limp wrist out and poo poo. Taric used to be cool because he was a little gay and that was interesting but Riot is so cheesy they made him like a surburbanite at a Gay Pride Parade

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How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

The Door Frame posted:


I was blaming Yasuo for our loss, but holy poo poo, how do you gently caress up being Tryn that badly?

you were just as bad as your teammates judging that kda hope that helps

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