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the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Forums Terrorist posted:

hey, the trumpus one is actually pretty good

Honestly yeah it is but that really doesn't change anything

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Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
I've been rather low-energy lately, I need Trump going 5/5 tonight to recharge me.

We should have the PA Cruz slate and Trump slate up as cheat sheets so we can tell how the unpledged situation is going.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/724950235303268352

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Like I said, media wants that horserace narrative reeeeaaaaaaaal bad.

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/724922255210323972

iustorum_anime
Apr 4, 2016



Trump: Americans will thank me when Lena Dunham flees to Canada

quote:

Not only would Donald Trump not mind if certain celebrities flee the United States upon his election, the Republican front-runner said Tuesday that their opposition to his candidacy only increases his will to win.

During a telephone interview with "Fox & Friends," Trump was asked about a tweet from Lena Dunham on Monday in which she vowed to leave the U.S. for Vancouver if he is elected president.

Trump's response: "Well, she's a B-actor. You know, she has no — you know, no mojo."

"I heard Whoopi Goldberg too. That would be a great thing for our country," Trump said, as the show flashed a graphic of celebrities who it said would leave the U.S. for Canada, including Dunham, Jon Stewart, and Rosie O'Donnell, with whom the Manhattan real-estate mogul has feuded for years.

When co-host Steve Doocy pointed out that O'Donnell's name on the list, Trump remarked, "Now I have to get elected."

"Now I have to get elected because I'll be doing a great service to our country," he said. "Now it's much more important. In fact, I'll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now."

http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-...e-leaves-222437

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit

Patter Song posted:

I've been rather low-energy lately, I need Trump going 5/5 tonight to recharge me.

We should have the PA Cruz slate and Trump slate up as cheat sheets so we can tell how the unpledged situation is going.

here's a pretty comprehensive and up-to-date pa delegate spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Only an out of touch elite would come up with a crazy concept like a subway series

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Is this picture supposed to make them all look like goblins or what?

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Augus posted:

Is this picture supposed to make them all look like goblins or what?

cruz always looks like that, but the other two got shopped yes

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Augus posted:

Is this picture supposed to make them all look like goblins or what?

smdh if they aren't already goblins in your mind's eye

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

chemtrail huffer posted:

Trump: Americans will thank me when Lena Dunham flees to Canada


http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-...e-leaves-222437

how did anyone enjoy politics before Trump????

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine
did nixon used to chow down like a madman? maybe kasich is just doing what his hero did

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


the paradigm shift posted:

smdh if they aren't already goblins in your mind's eye

well yeah but this is even worse than usual

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

AllanGordon posted:

how did anyone enjoy politics before Trump????

It made sense, at least for the last decade.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

cruz's penis nose is really highlighted in that shot

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

AllanGordon posted:

did nixon used to chow down like a madman? maybe kasich is just doing what his hero did

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

mandatory lesbian posted:

cruz always looks like that, but the other two got shopped yes



EDIT: bonus



EDIT 2: Imgur doesn't seem to be working, perhaps because even it has its limits. http://i.imgur.com/wGNyAHq.jpg

Click on that you sickos, you know you want it.

Shageletic fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Apr 26, 2016

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

It's adorable that people still think Trump supporters care about loyalty to the Republican Party.

Yeah, Mark Levin crying about the demise of the Republican Party is something else. Levin is just mad that Trump is doing it, not his boy Ted Cruz.

Also this...

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/724963436556390400

Cruz is such a sniveling little poo poo.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
there is literally no picture of cruz where he doesn't look like he's melting, and it's very unsettling

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Stoat posted:

Kasich!

*jams entire phone receiver in mouth*

I just want you all to know, I laughed at this post a lot

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Imagine if this face showed up in your parked driver's side window





SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

What states are voting today besides Indiana?

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

SirPhoebos posted:

What states are voting today besides Indiana?
Fantasia

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

H5N1 fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Oct 18, 2016

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
A Freeper posted this:



It still blows my mind that Cruz lost Freep.

Montasque fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Apr 26, 2016

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

SirPhoebos posted:

What states are voting today besides Indiana?

Connecticut, Delaware, Rhode Island, and Maryland
Ed: and PA as if they count

the paradigm shift fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Apr 26, 2016

gregday
May 23, 2003

SirPhoebos posted:

What states are voting today besides Indiana?

IN is next week.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

gregday posted:

IN is next week.

Indiana does not share primary dates with lessor states.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Stoat posted:

Kasich!

*jams entire phone receiver in mouth*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HgL32Gl9rI

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Oooh drama

quote:


Donald Trump is bristling at efforts to implement a more conventional presidential campaign strategy, and has expressed misgivings about the political guru behind them, Paul Manafort, for overstepping his bounds, multiple sources close to the campaign tell POLITICO.

Trump became upset late last week when he learned from media reports that Manafort privately told Republican leaders that the billionaire reality TV star was “projecting an image” for voters and would begin toning down his rhetoric, according to the sources. They said that Trump also expressed concern about Manafort bringing several former lobbying colleagues into the campaign, as first reported by POLITICO.


Now Trump is taking steps to return some authority to Manafort’s chief internal rival, campaign manager Corey Lewandowski.


Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/donald-trump-paul-manafort-corey-lewandowski-222430#ixzz46wg1FCvw
Follow us: @politico on Twitter | Politico on Facebook

EDIT: Love this part

quote:

the operative said Trump is “saying I can get on every show I want for free and you're telling me not to do that and that I should pay for my advertising? That doesn't pass the smell test to me.”

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006


We can only hope he brings the aggressive rear end in a top hat back front and center of his campaign.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
RIP Trump Pivot Media Narrative 4/19/2016 - 4/26/2016

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/politico/status/724810276332265476

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
Someone told Trump that he needed to pivot, and now he won't stop. He's the best, the greatest at pivoting. Nobody pivots as much as him!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

lewandowski strikes back

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!






All according to keikaku

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


AllanGordon posted:

how did anyone enjoy politics before Trump????

Well in the days of Andrew Jackson senators would settle personal arguments with a dual, old west style.
And then there was Teddy Roosevelt who wrestled with bears for fun.
And Taft got stuck in his bathtub.
Those were better times...

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Augus posted:

Well in the days of Andrew Jackson senators would settle personal arguments with a dual, old west style.
And then there was Teddy Roosevelt who wrestled with bears for fun.
And Taft got stuck in his bathtub.
Those were better times...

Sounds like Trump is making America great again.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mitt Romney was a really strange dude. Then there was the gold goblin.

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Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Kasich has the look of a man who knows what it's like to kick another man to death over a packet of cigarettes in that picture.

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