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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


learnincurve posted:

Which is all well and good, but when your contract also states that you have equal standing with your team mate and he's seen having a whale of a time in the fatherland with pro-footballers at sponsor events, and you are seen on instagram dressed like a cock looking moody, while telling the press that you have done more for the sport than one of your bosses who won a WDC with the side of his head still smouldering, then you might end up with poo poo like your spare engine for this race being the one that exploded last race.

dawg, i don't know how many more times it needs to be clarified that lewis was talking about his near-constant presence at non-F1-related events when he said he was out promoting the sport. what lauda did on track is of absolutely no relevance whatsoever to that claim, regardless of whether or not lewis' actions have any positive impact on F1's popularity (hint: he doesn't).

e: lewis promotes himself more effectively than any driver before him. he thinks this is the same promoting the sport. it is not.

wicka fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Apr 26, 2016

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

When is he releasing his new fragrance, 'Petulance?'

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Already exists http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Etat-Libre-d-Orange/Delicious-Closet-Queen-4513.html

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Diet Crack posted:

When is he releasing his new fragrance, 'Petulance?'

It will come in a combo pack with a pork pie hat and a copy of his album. Date tba

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001


Haha "Woody"

:gay:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Norns posted:

It will come in a combo pack with a pork pie hat and a copy of his album. Date tba

New worst thread contest: Guess the name of Lewis' Album.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

1500quidporsche posted:

New worst thread contest: Guess the name of Lewis' Album.

Couch Surfing in Stephenage.

Bitches & Roscoe.

Nico hit me.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
STILL I RHYME

ellspurs
Sep 12, 2007
Kappa :o

1500quidporsche posted:

New worst thread contest: Guess the name of Lewis' Album.

#blessed

Xenoid
Dec 9, 2006

1500quidporsche posted:

New worst thread contest: Guess the name of Lewis' Album.

All Eyez On Me

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Goetta posted:

STILL I RHYME

this prediction doesn't count because he clearly works for the record company and knows the real album name

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





"Untitled Lewis Hamilton Vanity Project"

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

#worldfucinchampion

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh it could be any number of things that will make me want to punch him in the face.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


the album will be called "Lewis," it will be written in gold script lettering on a black cover that features him in a tux staring at the ground, and it will NOT be rap. he will play piano on every song. book it.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

be nice wicka posted:

the album will be called "Lewis," it will be written in gold script lettering on a black cover that features him in a tux staring at the ground, and it will NOT be rap. he will play piano on every song. book it.

This is almost asinine and self serving enough to be possible.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


track 14 werewolves of london stevenage

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
IMO he will probably not name his album "Poois Shamilton".

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Alain Post posted:

IMO he will probably not name his album "Poois Shamilton".

It will however, likely be my full review of the album.

Xenoid
Dec 9, 2006

Yum

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
The Driver Formerly Known As Lewis

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

keevo posted:

The Driver Formerly Known As Lewis

What would his symbol be?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Lewis Hamilton; My story.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


be nice wicka posted:

lewis promotes himself more effectively than any driver before him. he thinks this is the same promoting the sport. it is not.

L'Etat, c'est moi.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

be nice wicka posted:

the album will be called "Lewis," it will be written in gold script lettering on a black cover that features him in a tux staring at the ground, and it will NOT be rap. he will play piano on every song. book it.

Lewis sitting expressionless with giant sunglasses at a piano on a tropical beach in full tux with a chessboard on top of the piano

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

"Chess, Not Checkers..." could be a strong contender for the album title.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Mind Games.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Goetta posted:

Lewis sitting expressionless with giant sunglasses at a piano on a tropical beach in full tux with a chessboard on top of the piano

1500quidporsche posted:

"Chess, Not Checkers..." could be a strong contender for the album title.

seriously someone call the guy up and pitch these ideas

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Alain Post posted:

Mind Games.

Track 1: Gust of Wind

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Norns posted:

What would his symbol be?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

CaptainYesterday posted:

Attention Americans! There might be a scheduling problem on NBCSN for the Russian Grand Prix, due to Leicester City going for the Premier League title at around the same time.

If Rosberg is on pole I propose we watch Lester instead and post about it in this thread

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Bryter posted:

Much like the European Grand Prix.
:golfclap:
This deserves more props.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

poty posted:

If Rosberg is on pole I propose we watch Lester instead and post about it in this thread

Good thing I care about more than just who takes first.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

1500quidporsche posted:

New worst thread contest: Guess the name of Lewis' Album.

My Struggle.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I hope Nico is on pole because it will make Lewis miserable.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

MustardFacial posted:

My Struggle.

Pretentious

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

learnincurve posted:

I hope Nico is on pole because it will make Lewis miserable.

He is using his China quali engine. I hope it breaks.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

learnincurve posted:

I hope Nico is on pole because it will make Lewis miserable.

I cant keep up with your constant avatar changes LC!!

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Actually, you know that thing where since Lewis started losing Mercedes keeps praising his attitude and banging on about how it's not easy with all the criticism he receives, he has a hard life, overwhelming pressure for a mere mortal, he's a superstar, overcoming adversity and hate in a mature way, internet is full of bastards, blah blah blah. It's us they are referring to isn't it?

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

MustardFacial posted:

My Struggle.

I asked for Lewis' album title not memos between Mercedes executives.

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