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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:AUUUUUUGHHHH she screamed as oil rolled down her forehead loving crying over here.
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Cthulu Carl posted:That's some dope philately. Failed Humans?
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VendaGoat posted:Failed Humans? Can't be for I am a failed human and only collect fine, vintage onaholes and hentai figures.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Do you have any of the rare 1978 misprints? The ones where "tits" is printed upsidedown? Do I look like I'm made of money?
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Just wanted to stop by and say Hi to Lowtax if he's still watching this thread and congratulations on everything, thanks man
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:AUUUUUUGHHHH she screamed as oil rolled down her forehead lmao
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JessicaDupre posted:Thank you so much for starting an entire thread about me. It makes me feel really special. I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm back online, and everything is going just great. Also, I've rethought my position and think sexism is totally funny. You shouldn't be banned for making sexist comments here, but if I can make fun of you for it then I'm going to. I'm thrilled to be here on General Bullshit and look forward to what happens next. 30 pages no less! You should feel honored. So what other threads you goin to hang out in?
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jiharlequinade posted:Do I look like I'm made of money? I don't know, but please do not bodyshame numismatic-Americans. They are made in the Mint's own image. EDIT: I shall now begin work on my own erotica series about a woman actually made from money who struggles to find love in the world of fiat-hating bitcoiners. Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Apr 26, 2016 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:on the other hand any time you're feeling lonely you can just roll out to Best Buy and cruise the scene You're a "glass half full of robot ejaculate" kinda guy, wizard. I admire that about you
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Booblord Zagats posted:You're a "glass half full of robot ejaculate" kinda guy, wizard. I admire that about you hey in the buddy thread we were paired up but you never posted in there again what i am trying to say is thank for nothing rear end in a top hat
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hey in the buddy thread we were paired up but you never posted in there again what i am trying to say is thank for nothing rear end in a top hat In the buddy thread all I did was post a commercial for My Buddy and said i didn;t need a thread buddy because I had a My Buddy doll that I may or may not have put a fleshlight in
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Booblord Zagats posted:In the buddy thread all I did was post a commercial for My Buddy and said i didn;t need a thread buddy because I had a My Buddy doll that I may or may not have put a fleshlight in hey man i know and i said that but the buddy assignment unit doesnt work like that you posting in there was a declaration that left me hanging and heart broken
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Hey, Jessica Dupre! This is a comedy website. Your introduction to this forum was pretty nuts, if you ask me! As others have said, you seem to be able to roll with the punches rather well. I'm not a fan of your writing, because... the fembot thing.. It's really weird to me. Weird as poo poo. But I'm rooting for you! Maybe? You should start a special contest for GOONS ONLY. Write a short fembot story, thousand words or less, judged by YOU. Winner should get a personalized copy of your erotic memoir.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hey man i know and i said that but the buddy assignment unit doesnt work like that you posting in there was a declaration that left me hanging and heart broken Well we can be buds now if you like. Wanna use my doll?
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Booblord Zagats posted:Well we can be buds now if you like. Wanna use my doll? sure, imma finger blast that little turd
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are we finally on the right side of history? the side with all the sexbots?
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Booblord Zagats posted:In the buddy thread all I did was post a commercial for My Buddy and said i didn;t need a thread buddy because I had a My Buddy doll that I may or may not have put a fleshlight in You were just trailblazing for fembots. You're the Harvey Milk of loving robots.
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Hey Jessica, I have a question for you. How do the sex bots in this novel compare against your fantasy ideal http://www.amazon.com/The-Silver-Metal-Lover-Tanith/dp/0553581279 Please feel free to critique the writing style of noted fantasy author Tanith Lee at the same time
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Here's another Internet tip: if you have weird, creepy rear end sexual fetishes, you're better off keeping it to yourself and not sharing it with the whole world unless you want to be ruthlessly mocked Actually you know, that should Internet be rule #1 really
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Gammatron 64 posted:Here's another Internet tip: if you have weird, creepy rear end sexual fetishes, you're better off keeping it to yourself and not sharing it with the whole world unless you want to be ruthlessly mocked She's gonna ruthlessly mock you for your grammar bud
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JessicaDupre posted:Thank you so much for starting an entire thread about me. It makes me feel really special. I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm back online, and everything is going just great. Also, I've rethought my position and think sexism is totally funny. You shouldn't be banned for making sexist comments here, but if I can make fun of you for it then I'm going to. I'm thrilled to be here on General Bullshit and look forward to what happens next. you are a narcissist, a coward and a terrible writer I also know you are Adama2014, who is a dude
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natetimm posted:You were just trailblazing for fembots. You're the Harvey Milk of loving robots. BRB putting in my will that this goes on my headstone
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JessicaDupre posted:CrazyLoon, I'm pretty sure that first sentence has a dangling modifier. And dog poo poo is two words, according to urban dictionary. And what's going on with that random apostrophe in the second sentence? 'I think you wrote this post while angry. Anyway, all opinions are welcome here, but I've been reading Grammar Girl so I'm just super sensitive to that kind of thing right now. this is coming from the person who describes things by referencing other works, e.g. "like that dress in X" your narcissism is very funny btw
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Gammatron 64 posted:Here's another Internet tip: if you have weird, creepy rear end sexual fetishes, you're better off keeping it to yourself and not sharing it with the whole world unless you want to be ruthlessly mocked What if my fetish is actual kinkshaming? Giving though, not receiving. I'm not some weirdo. On an unrelated note, should my moneylady erotic fiction protagonist be made of just coin, just bills, or both?
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That Robot posted:you are a narcissist, a coward and a terrible writer where is the adama2014 thing from? not that I don't believe you I just want to read more about this mentally ill dumpster fire of a human being
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Go-go-Gadget Borderline Personality Disorder
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Oh poo poo s/he's back  I would also like to know more about this Adama2014 thing. The only thing more pathetic than this woman would be the entire persona coming from a male troll.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:where is the adama2014 thing from? it was on the robot fetish site before they deleted her posts and adama2014's post they're the same person and had some lameass excuse that he was "helping her" or some poo poo what I'm saying is that Jessica has balls of steel, literally because she's a dude robot fetishist also he/she will not get to touch my glorious circuits as he/she is a disgrace to the robot race
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Jessica, please tell us your thoughts on the episode of the Amazing World of Gumball where they upgrade Bobert's software, but he's too old to run it so they take him to the Bobert's Store and pick a guy's nose and caress his ponytail to get a replacement Bobert and then the new one blows Gumball's pants and underwear off with sweet aerobatics.
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JessicaDupre posted:Thank you so much for starting an entire thread about me. It makes me feel really special. I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm back online, and everything is going just great. Also, I've rethought my position and think sexism is totally funny. You shouldn't be banned for making sexist comments here, but if I can make fun of you for it then I'm going to. I'm thrilled to be here on General Bullshit and look forward to what happens next.
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I imagine that like, half of the people who have youtube channels, twitters, blogs and instagrams are basically Dennis from Always Sunny
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Gammatron 64 posted:I imagine that like, half of the people who have youtube channels, twitters, blogs and instagrams are basically Dennis from Always Sunny The other half is an even split between Mac, Charlie and Dee with a splash of Frank.
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That Robot posted:I also know you are Adama2014, who is a dude The most heinous of crimes
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I have an idea to solve two poster problems at once. Step 1: make Jon Pop a Bender costume
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Germstore posted:The other half is an even split between Mac, Charlie and Dee with a splash of Frank. I'm probably a Charlie. I'm just slightly more literate My dating profile is kinda like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWMB-blQS8
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