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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Al Cowens posted:

back on topic


Oh No!

(Did that androgynoid's nipple just... wink at me?)

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

JessicaDupre posted:

CrazyLoon, I'm pretty sure that first sentence has a dangling modifier. And dog poo poo is two words, according to urban dictionary. And what's going on with that random apostrophe in the second sentence? 'I think you wrote this post while angry. Anyway, all opinions are welcome here, but I've been reading Grammar Girl so I'm just super sensitive to that kind of thing right now.

Hello. If you're into that, as a Robocop, there's a dangling modifier in my ROBOPANTS! PM me.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you can dangle my 'modifier' into your mouth imo

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Paladinus posted:

Hello. If you're into that, as a Robocop, there's a dangling modifier in my ROBOPANTS! PM me.

Moridin920 posted:

you can dangle my 'modifier' into your mouth imo

Please note: these comments are not sexist. They absolutely would say the same things to guys.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
That is absolutely true. In fact both of these posters have told me to suck their "drat dicks."

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
generally any sexual remark I make is directed towards troons

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
im sexist as hell and u cant stop me :hehe:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Drink Cheerwine posted:

im sexist as hell and u cant stop me :hehe:
Same but sexy.

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
i was watching highly questionable just now and they showed this video where some idiots show some female sportswriters mean tweets and there's funny music that accompanies funny insults and then it gets all silent and po-faced when it gets to the oval office and rape insults (like it cuts to silence literally as soon as the word oval office is uttered). they treated this as completely serious especially bomani jones who i'm pretty sure gets called a friend of the family on twitter on a daily basis and knows that's a tiny minority of people he interacts with online yet he starts going on about how this is proof of widespread misogyny in america

i admit it's a good way to make a buck

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT


Break me into mechanical pieces and then fix me and then have sex with my robot hole, hacker. *static noise*

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Lots of dudes here have said 'suck my drat balls, OP'

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a retard posted:

i was watching highly questionable just now and they showed this video where some idiots show some female sportswriters mean tweets and there's funny music that accompanies funny insults and then it gets all silent and po-faced when it gets to the oval office and rape insults (like it cuts to silence literally as soon as the word oval office is uttered). they treated this as completely serious especially bomani jones who i'm pretty sure gets called a friend of the family on twitter on a daily basis and knows that's a tiny minority of people he interacts with online yet he starts going on about how this is proof of widespread misogyny in america

i admit it's a good way to make a buck

i don't get how the fact that there's poo poo tons of racism somehow negates the misogyny

unless you're trying to say that 'of course WHITE people's, even if they are women, problems take precedence' which yeah that's valid I suppose (although I still don't think it is a zero sum game where there are only a limited number of rights to be secured so if black people take 'em there's none left for women or something but anyway).

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Moridin920 posted:

i don't get how the fact that there's poo poo tons of racism somehow negates the misogyny
nooo don't do this let's just talk about sexy robot boners or whatever

thread needs a soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSXXwkuaT0

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

i don't get how the fact that there's poo poo tons of racism somehow negates the misogyny

unless you're trying to say that 'of course WHITE people's, even if they are women, problems take precedence' which yeah that's valid I suppose (although I still don't think it is a zero sum game where there are only a limited number of rights to be secured so if black people take 'em there's none left for women or something but anyway).

yeah all of the people in the video were white

of course racism and misogyny are still huge problems in our society but you'd think one would actually have to distinguish between genuine misogyny and racism and people saying the most offensive poo poo possible in order to get a rise out out of people, especially with twitter shitposts and the like

edit: yeah let's shut up and post sexy robot songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWTUt2RZh0

a retard fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Apr 26, 2016

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

CrazyLoon posted:

Shut up sjw. You do a poo poo job of defending the justice of Detroit.

*analyzes room and ricochets a bullet into your head*

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Al Cowens posted:

nooo don't do this let's just talk about sexy robot boners or whatever

thread needs a soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSXXwkuaT0

you know what

you're right I'm trying to turn over a new leaf

make my robots like this please scientists tia:

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Who What Now posted:

*analyzes room and ricochets a bullet into your dick*

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Let's do this poo poo!

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Ork of Fiction posted:

Let's do this poo poo!



Is this still in print can I buy this?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro


I made some BDSM for ya, Jess

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Scudworth posted:

Is this still in print can I buy this?

Not only can you probably buy the up to date version, you can buy dynamite in farmer supply stores (it's called 'stump remover').


just a thought to kick around your head next time people are talking about gun control :)

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I keep trying to imagine how broken a human being you'd have to be to have your sexual awakening happen to Austin 'loving' Powers but it just ain't making any more sense

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Moridin920 posted:

Not only can you probably buy the up to date version, you can buy dynamite in farmer supply stores (it's called 'stump remover').


just a thought to kick around your head next time people are talking about gun control :)

New version is all whimpy "cut down the tree first" poo poo instead of obliterating the roots of a whole row of trees w/ hella blasts and watching them fall all over each other like a bunch of hosed up idiots.

EAT poo poo TREES!!!!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Moridin920 posted:

Not only can you probably buy the up to date version, you can buy dynamite in farmer supply stores (it's called 'stump remover').


just a thought to kick around your head next time people are talking about gun control :)

Should be called stump maker.

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

you know what

you're right I'm trying to turn over a new leaf

make my robots like this please scientists tia:



Original Fembots. Sexy gently caress machines and killer robots all in one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR2SJ3fulGI

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What are robot ladies' dildos are made of? Meat?

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:



Break me into mechanical pieces and then fix me and then have sex with my robot hole, hacker. *static noise*

I'd pant and sweat down her corridors any day

JessicaDupre
Apr 20, 2016

Moridin920 posted:

You know in movies where there's like this super sticky blob that someone pokes and it sticks and the more they try to get away the more it gets on them and they struggle and struggle and by the end they're just totally covered in this crap and they're boned?


Nothing good will come of this.



Trust me.

Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JessicaDupre posted:

Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob?

You're Brer rabbit, the tarbaby/blob is GBS

if you like it that's your own business, godspeed

Paladinus posted:

What are robot ladies' dildos are made of? Meat?

... the first truly successful Infiltrator unit, consisting of living tissue over a metal endoskeleton

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Apr 27, 2016

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
e: oops double post somehow

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

JessicaDupre posted:

Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob?

You're definitely a blob, but whether you're sticky or not depends on how recently you've watched this video:
https://youtu.be/iWe6q8DivUE

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

JessicaDupre posted:

Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob?

You are two hands with a ring and GBS is a rosebud.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JessicaDupre posted:

Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob?

why do you keep giving lowtax money to shittalk you?

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Jessica I am also a girl. But one of the stupid mods on this dead gay forum changed my name to the decidedly masculine "crusty nutsack." I think that's pretty solid proof of the rampant sexism around here. Let me know if you want to talk about it more ok

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

JessicaDupre posted:

Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob?

We're at the 'failing at rolling with the punches' phase of being newbie hazed

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I don't know about you, but I'm a narcissistic, autistic psychopath, with control issues stemming from childhood sexual abuse, and that's why I want to be a perfect, beautiful robot lady who gets used like an object.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

You know in movies where there's like this super sticky blob that someone pokes and it sticks and the more they try to get away the more it gets on them and they struggle and struggle and by the end they're just totally covered in this crap and they're boned?


Nothing good will come of this.



Trust me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaHyW2JsTgQ

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
She's right about "dog poo poo" being two words, there is a space between "Jessica" and "Dupre"

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Also hi Jessica, I'm literally a purple-haired feminist woman. I'm also really curious: have you realized Defenestration is a lady yet

Or that you should actually describe a scene/object instead of saying "It looked like an Apple product" or "things went down like that one scene in fatal attraction"

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Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Also hi Jessica, I'm literally a purple-haired feminist woman. I'm also really curious: have you realized Defenestration is a lady yet

Haha look at these lies, there are no women here. Everyone in the birth control thread and the menstrual cup thread is just role playing. Period role play is the hot new fetish for men, especially super sexist men who hate female authors.

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