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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

boobs boobs im a woman

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
You know asking for it is just gonna get us his moobs, right?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Rape Stink posted:

Were they my posts? I love you

:swoon: :roboluv:

If one of them wasn't the "I'm 3D printing my own baby!" one then she truly does not belong here.

JessicaDupre
Apr 20, 2016

Yes, I loved that one, 3D-printing my own baby...

JessicaDupre fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Apr 27, 2016

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

This modern-day Pinocchio is weird as hell.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

satanic splash-back posted:

boobs boobs im a woman

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

JessicaDupre posted:

To the critics: What I'm hearing is that a 30-page thread of thoughtless insults is funny, so long as I don't show up and kill everyone's fun. How about this? Reading through all that nonsense, I found two posts that made me laugh. The rest were pretty boring. I remember better taunts at the back of my school bus in middle school.

Were the people on the school bus taunting you about the same thing? If not then I don't think that's very fair to compare them, it's like apples and robots.

elcapjtk
Mar 14, 2005
Some people say I am a terrible person.
I've decided that this is just someone who is actually an amalgamation of the worst gimmicks spawned by the Internet. We're living the Star Trek episode where they accidentally create a real Moriarty, but except it being a genius it is a bunch of lovely gimmicks rolled together like a turd to be set on fire on our doorsteps.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Beep Boop I am an abomination, a thing that should not be. Please deactivate me, end my mockery of a *suction module engaged*.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

elcapjtk posted:

I've decided that this is just someone who is actually an amalgamation of the worst gimmicks spawned by the Internet. We're living the Star Trek episode where they accidentally create a real Moriarty, but except it being a genius it is a bunch of lovely gimmicks rolled together like a turd to be set on fire on our doorsteps.

the joke's on her though because this thread is just a hologram created to trap her.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JessicaDupre posted:

Yes, I loved that one, 3D-printing my own baby...

why are you a guy pretending to be a girl

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

satanic splash-back posted:

boobs boobs im a woman

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Also, why don't you help the turtle, Jessica? It's laying there on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun and you don't help it. Why do you think that is?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Applewhite posted:

Also, why don't you help the turtle, Jessica? It's laying there on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun and you don't help it. Why do you think that is?

satanic splash-back posted:

boobs boobs im a woman

DreadLlama
Jul 15, 2005
Not just for breakfast anymore
"Look how mad I'm not" is supposed to be stage 3. Did she skip one?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Applewhite posted:

Also, why don't you help the turtle, Jessica? It's laying there on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun and you don't help it. Why do you think that is?
Let me tell you about my mother

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Also hi Jessica, I'm literally a purple-haired feminist woman. I'm also really curious: have you realized Defenestration is a lady yet
I'm a feminist woman as well but fyi my hair is virgin.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

her 'boyfriend' (who is most definitely not just sockpuppeting her) is a deviantart champ
His/her avatar was painted over a fembot from that Austin Powers scene. Do his/her other works likewise engage in radical appropriation of corporate products?

JessicaDupre
Apr 20, 2016

Applewhite posted:

Also, why don't you help the turtle, Jessica? It's laying there on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun and you don't help it. Why do you think that is?

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

none of what you wrote means anything jessica. report for maintenance.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Cuckoo posted:

Oh my loving god that anatomy

Apparently Mr. Jessica's sexbot female fap fantasies involve weirdly compressed torsos and melting arms

Kinda looks like poorly traced poser models.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
goddamnit i love me some applewhite

ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

JessicaDupre posted:

For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona,
I wouldn't worry about this; you don't seem to have been programmed with enough self-awareness to feel something like "guilt".

Saint Rude
Aug 21, 2009

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

Holy poo poo lol

You're the worst at this ever.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the only thing that's broken is your wet, organic brain jessicadama

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

JessicaDupre posted:

Yes, I loved that one, 3D-printing my own baby...

admit that youre a male robot fetishist and stop being a hack-rear end writer

you look like if you're screaming "cuck" to the world if you describe objects like "the mask looked like that one in wes craven's scream"

if people haven't seen the media you're describing, it is the most useless simile. not even a simile, just a half-assed lazy kind of writing

dick

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DreadLlama posted:

"Look how mad I'm not" is supposed to be stage 3. Did she skip one?

Where is the "Goon initiation primer"? I would very much like to read it.

Numeron
Mar 23, 2012

A whole new world in
the palm of my hand.

JessicaDupre posted:

Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...


Haha, the puppetmaster defence right on cue

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

boooooooooooooo

you're a loving coward

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Numeron posted:

Haha, the puppetmaster defence right on cue

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

Judging by this post you've already been drinking the wine.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

holy poo poo you really are a dude lmao

Blue Star
Feb 18, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
JessicaDupre, why are you pretending to be a woman? If you were a trans woman, you'd just be honest about being a trans woman. Regardless of whether or not people consider trans women to be women, trans women are at least up front about being trans and don't claim to be born female. But from the looks of things you are a cis man who tried to pass himself off as a cis woman. That just seems weird to me. Did you think that if people thought you were a woman, that it would make your robot fetish more acceptable and less creepy? And why did you try to start poo poo with Lowtax?

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

JessicaDupre posted:

but consider that someone might be ... sexist and feminist,

Hm, nope actually you can't be.

Also, whatever you do, do not do this:

JessicaDupre posted:

I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread.

:justpost:

Dogstoyevsky fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Apr 27, 2016

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


jess my man you are dumb as gently caress

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


I'm reading your Poser retrace comic, first off, primo work on the title. Really gives that veneer of quality.

quote:

All the sophisticated machinery was prone to malfunction especially in these high end models

I know this is your fetish, but surely "high end" models would be less prone to malfunction to be more attractive to wealthier and more popular clients.

This is ruining my suspension of disbelief Jessica Adam.

/notsexist

EDIT: Holy poo poo

quote:

Karma Sutra

Dude confirmed lol

Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Apr 27, 2016

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Dogstoyevsky posted:

Hm, nope actually you can't be.

Also, whatever you do, do not do this:


:justpost:

Lots of words are getting rebranded lately and it's tough to keep up.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted
Listener on the message boards! what have you to confide to me?
Look in my face while I write of fembots,
(Talk honestly, no one else hears you, and I stay only until I'm banned.)

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Saint Rude
Aug 21, 2009

SSNeoman posted:


EDIT: Holy poo poo


Dude confirmed lol

Not so fast. Consider that a genius like Moriarty might intentionally misspell this to puppetmaster you further.

A female Moriarty, of course.

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