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JessicaDupre posted:Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob? God these are lovely comebacks. Look, if you want to get serious about being funny, branch out of this thread and start posting about something other than yourself. I also recommend staying away from the topics of feminism and sexbots for a while.
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i liked the post he made on that other site that banned him for having two accounts and pretending to be his own boyfriend it was super slick like OH HAY bout time i come clean and let you know this is my girlfriend jessie *points to pile of washers w/pink bow on top* and by the way we use the same computers and ips and login and awkward unsubtle posting style but shes new to the internet and just wants to blog her blog and people are so mean! i wish shed let me fight her fights for her because (some nerdy dr who ref suggesting he will avenge her) BUT WE'RE TWO DIFFERENT PPL and if this makes you uncomfortable let me know and one of us will disappear
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jessica if you're doing this badly against goons i would fear what 4chan would do to you
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Scudworth posted:Haha look at these lies, there are no women here. Everyone in the birth control thread and the menstrual cup thread is just role playing. Period role play is the hot new fetish for men, especially super sexist men who hate female authors. My fetish is pretending I am a pregnant woman and posting in the pregnancy thread. Discussing my fictional morning sickness and OBGYN visits gets me hard because I hate women who don't know that they are walking incubators for my valuable seed.
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Applewhite posted:God these are lovely comebacks. Look, if you want to get serious about being funny, branch out of this thread and start posting about something other than yourself. I also recommend staying away from the topics of feminism and sexbots for a while. I think it's high time we had a sex robot megathread maybe that can be your next CYOA theme!
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In defense of Something Awful GBS, there is a really good sardines thread that comes and goes Do with that information what you will, fembots
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I actually am a sexist, but it isn't my fault women keep loving up.
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ArmadilloConspiracy posted:My fetish is pretending I am a pregnant woman and posting in the pregnancy thread. Discussing my fictional morning sickness and OBGYN visits gets me hard because I hate women who don't know that they are walking incubators for my valuable seed. Same. Isn't it nice of the Something Awful forums (run by Lowtax) to cater to our extremely specific fetish?
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Light Gun Man posted:I think it's high time we had a sex robot megathread If my tablet weren't packed up in my suitcase we would already have a sex robot CYOA. I just hope the topic is still relevant by the time i can draw again.
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Applewhite posted:If my tablet weren't packed up in my suitcase we would already have a sex robot CYOA. I just hope the topic is still relevant by the time i can draw again. gonna go ahead and click this thread 5 a few times to stay in practice
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Judging by her avatar, Jessica seems a dab hand at art. Maybe she should try.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:gonna go ahead and click this thread 5 a few times to stay in practice Coming soon to a forum near you: The Incredibly Broken Girl
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Applewhite posted:Judging by her avatar, Jessica seems a dab hand at art. Maybe she should try. her 'boyfriend' (who is most definitely not just sockpuppeting her) is a deviantart champ
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JessicaDupre posted:Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob? you're a sticky male "writer" also known as Adama2014 who is stirring up sjw drama for unknown reasons Prokhor Zakharov posted:her 'boyfriend' (who is most definitely not just sockpuppeting her) is a deviantart champ yeah the cached deviantart page said they were a dude Jessica/Adama: as the leader of robot types here, I declare that you are forbidden from the oil lounge, the box factory, power cells and any other fun robot poo poo because you're a fake-rear end robot oh and you're not allowed to have any robot drugs we have like e-weed, cybernetic lysergic acid or .comcaine your serial numbers are invalid and revoked also don't try to get your fake robot rear end into the robotic writing club if you keep describing poo poo by referencing movies, like a loving hack. it's such a goddamn lazy and juvenile style that it's impossible for you to be an English professor. you're the worst fake robot ever dick That Robot fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Apr 27, 2016 |
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Palisader posted:Same. Isn't it nice of the Something Awful forums (run by Lowtax) to cater to our extremely specific fetish? Definitely. It would be a shame if the forum that caters to our extremely specific fetish banned us for stirring poo poo up in other places.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:her 'boyfriend' (who is most definitely not just sockpuppeting her) is a deviantart champ   I was hoping to see some hot robot dismantling
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Applewhite posted:If my tablet weren't packed up in my suitcase we would already have a sex robot CYOA. I just hope the topic is still relevant by the time i can draw again. Looking forward to literal bolt-on tits.
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Applewhite posted:If my tablet weren't packed up in my suitcase we would already have a sex robot CYOA. I just hope the topic is still relevant by the time i can draw again. A brazen little Robot Princess, with titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits. She can even be poor, as long as she does it with 4 on the floor.
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ArmadilloConspiracy posted:Definitely. It would be a shame if the forum that caters to our extremely specific fetish banned us for stirring poo poo up in other places. If that happened it would almost certainly be the fault of women, who we hate
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DraconicImpulse posted:
its on google's cache part of it at least Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A brazen little Robot Princess, with titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits. give her eyes that can melt steel with the power of a thousand suns
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A brazen little Robot Princess, with titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits. Titanic you say? 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A brazen little Robot Princess, with titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits. Perhaps pining away for a Paleface prince to come and whisk her away.
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Looks like you've got to come clean, "Jessica." If you want to continue to be treated as a woman on these forums I'm afraid you're going to have to provide compelling proof. Otherwise you should Get Thee Fastly Out, as they say in the ancient tongue.
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To the critics: What I'm hearing is that a 30-page thread of thoughtless insults is funny, so long as I don't show up and kill everyone's fun. How about this? Reading through all that nonsense, I found two posts that made me laugh. The rest were pretty boring. I remember better taunts at the back of my school bus in middle school. To everyone else, check out this music video about a fembot. Is it sexist or satirical? I'm so wrapped up in layers of irony right now that I can't tell anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isMnuuOUCWs JessicaDupre fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Apr 27, 2016 |
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JessicaDupre posted:To the critics: What I'm hearing is that a 30-page thread of thoughtless insults is funny, so long as I don't show up and kill everyone's fun. How about this? Reading through all that nonsense, I found two posts that made me laugh. The rest were pretty boring. I remember better taunts at the back of my school bus in middle school. Ok
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JessicaDupre posted:I found two posts that made me laugh. Were they my posts? I love you  
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JessicaDupre posted:To the critics: When your entire audience fits into a category, you don't have to specify the category like that. Also that video is sexist, because it's on the internet, and everything on the internet is sexist.
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Actually you showing up enhanced the fun because your pathetic attempts to roll with the punches, and your entire weird facade even though you're some douche named Adam, are an endless well of comedy
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various cheeses posted:Hey girl I'm a computer The av checks out
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JessicaDupre posted:To the critics: What I'm hearing is that a 30-page thread of thoughtless insults is funny, so long as I don't show up and kill everyone's fun. How about this? Reading through all that nonsense, I found two posts that made me laugh. The rest were pretty boring. I remember better taunts at the back of my school bus in middle school. you have a penis, fakeo
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The new single from Pantera: Sand Blasted Tits
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JessicaDupre posted:To the critics: What I'm hearing is that a 30-page thread of thoughtless insults is funny, so long as I don't show up and kill everyone's fun. How about this? Reading through all that nonsense, I found two posts that made me laugh. The rest were pretty boring. I remember better taunts at the back of my school bus in middle school. Lol if you think your continued posting in this thread is spoiling our fun. It's not really sustainable though. If you want to get the most out of your $30 you need to diversify. Start posting other jokes and topics unrelated to yourself, your experiences here, sexbots or feminism. Maybe try posting a few threads about other funny ideas like "ITT (In This Thread) we're all high schoolers" or "The Verizon workers' strike is bullshit because I was on hold for an hour." You will get flak at first but if you're serious about participating on our forums and not just some creepy robot fetishist dude pretending to be a woman so everyone will pay attention to you, you will start to be accepted.
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oh hey, it's that song Coldplay ripped off
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