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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:itisasuperfortressjoke:

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Carlins wife was his main source of material. He became the bitter old man after she died.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I think FM&AM still holds up pretty well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWif-d_2HKw



EDIT: when he's talking about buying two ounces for $90 that comes up to a little over $500 today so weed prices have stayed relatively flat since the early 70s.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Apr 26, 2016

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I have been given an choice: work 35 hours per week or be available to substitute an extra 12-14 hours for a broke rear end coworker. So instead of getting overtime I'm going to get my business going so I can make more money. Boom

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Vasudus posted:

Coworkers son fell asleep with his phone unlocked, coworker signed him up for a ton of TRUMP stuff. They live in MD.

Pro tier dad trolling

Should have signed him up for Omalley poo poo instead.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
http://i.imgur.com/hQ0aAde.gifv

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

A young booblord in the making

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Deathy McDeath posted:

A young booblord in the making

God I hope my son is gonna be half this cool

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Wonder how many takes that kid needed.

"LOL LOOK WHAT KAYDEN DID totally unprompted!!!"
#bigboobs #momlife #someonepleasemarrymebeforemyeggsrot

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBOW7gKmixA

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Drove through Colorado and up to Salt Lake City today. God drat is Utah a gorgeous state. Somehow I never knew that Utah has some huge mountains all over the place.

Missouri , Kansas and eastern Colorado were hell on earth though.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mustang posted:

Drove through Colorado and up to Salt Lake City today. God drat is Utah a gorgeous state. Somehow I never knew that Utah has some huge mountains all over the place.

Missouri , Kansas and eastern Colorado were hell on earth though.

Try driving the other direction. After eastern Colorado and Kansas, eastern Kansas and Missouri are amazing because they have things like hills and trees.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

The only remarkable thing about Missouri was the amount of highway billboards for porno stores there were. And of course, they were mixed in with Jesus loving billboards.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Kansas has good people, good food and pretty chill living situations. It's definitely not a place for the "scenery"

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

The Rat posted:

The only remarkable thing about Missouri was the amount of highway billboards for porno stores there were. And of course, they were mixed in with Jesus loving billboards.

When I drove I-44 through Oklahoma and Missouri, there were a ridiculous number of porno, booze, smokes, and fireworks billboards the last few miles of Oklahoma.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Oklahoma is one of the few odd states I still haven't been through. And I'm entirely okay with that.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

The Rat posted:

Oklahoma is one of the few odd states I still haven't been through. And I'm entirely okay with that.

You're not missing much. When I left NM after getting out I went north through CO and across southern Kansas (bleak lol) to avoid having to drive through Texas and Oklahoma -- gently caress those states.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

The Rat posted:

Oklahoma is one of the few odd states I still haven't been through. And I'm entirely okay with that.

It wasn't good to go through. It's like an entire state sized trailer park. Also, gently caress any state that has toll roads to get through.

e: Wyoming was still the goddamn worst.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

You're not missing much. When I left NM after getting out I went north through CO and across southern Kansas (bleak lol) to avoid having to drive through Texas and Oklahoma -- gently caress those states.

Where in NM were you at?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

The Rat posted:

Oklahoma is one of the few odd states I still haven't been through. And I'm entirely okay with that.

i drove through it on a bus from flw to fort sam

gently caress oklahoma

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Stultus Maximus posted:

gently caress any state that has toll roads to get through.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Don't tolls just exist to recoup the costs of the construction? Unless it's private in which case still bullshit

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

MurderBot posted:

Where in NM were you at?

Holloman/Alamogordo.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Creeping on dirty 30. I'm not trying to make the tired complaints about getting old and poo poo. I look forward to it.

But gently caress if my everything doesn't hurt and doing strenuous exercise/training literally incapacitates me after the fact. Just don't bounce back. Really did take that poo poo for granted

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Creeping on dirty 30. I'm not trying to make the tired complaints about getting old and poo poo. I look forward to it.

But gently caress if my everything doesn't hurt and doing strenuous exercise/training literally incapacitates me after the fact. Just don't bounce back. Really did take that poo poo for granted

39 is a month away for me. Joint damage adding up. Body ok otherwise.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I'm taking by fish oil and MSM which I like to tell myself helps

But gently caress. Just seems to take forever to recover now

When you're like 19 you laugh at the older dudes limping around complaining about their aches and pains. Why the do athletes retire so young? poo poo they weren't lying

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Don't tolls just exist to recoup the costs of the construction? Unless it's private in which case still bullshit

Oklahoma's Will Rogers Turnpike was built in 195fucking7. I'm pretty sure it's a toll road because it's the fastest way to get out of Oklahoma so people are willing to pay for that.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I'm taking by fish oil and MSM which I like to tell myself helps

But gently caress. Just seems to take forever to recover now

When you're like 19 you laugh at the older dudes limping around complaining about their aches and pains. Why the do athletes retire so young? poo poo they weren't lying

Embrace the pain, welcome your new mistress to your world of working out over the age of 30.:kheldragar:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Stultus Maximus posted:

Oklahoma's Will Rogers Turnpike was built in 195fucking7. I'm pretty sure it's a toll road because it's the fastest way to get out of Oklahoma so people are willing to pay for that.

Look at the Illinois Toll system too. Started in the 40's, re-branded in the 50's, was supposed to go away in the early 2000's, but yet its still here.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Holloman/Alamogordo.

My condolences.

At least cloudcroft is close

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Creeping on dirty 30. I'm not trying to make the tired complaints about getting old and poo poo. I look forward to it.

But gently caress if my everything doesn't hurt and doing strenuous exercise/training literally incapacitates me after the fact. Just don't bounce back. Really did take that poo poo for granted

Counterpoint: About to hit 28 and putting up bigger numbers than I could even dream of 5, much less 10 years ago. Lifting is the only thing that keeps me from going bug-gently caress crazy or crawling into a hole and pulling it in after me over stress.

My knees don't nag me nearly as much since I'm not doing all kinds of stupid poo poo, and I'm actually happy now when I have to roll out of bed because I'm so loving sore.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I guess I mean more contact sport martial arts type pain. All the bumps and bruises just seem to linger forever

I haven't lifted in well over a year now. Was pretty swole for a bit there. Been doing a lot of training which obviously includes cardio but yeah should get back at it

Also not drinking does wonders for your physique

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

MurderBot posted:

My condolences.

At least cloudcroft is close

Its nice to have someone else around here that has spent too much time in west texas/east new mexico.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Time for my pup to get spayed and she needs her dew claws removed because they're not fully attached. Vet gave me an insane estimate. Went to my local humane society and they gave me a voucher that dropped the price to a quarter of the estimate.

Support your local humane society.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Time for my pup to get spayed and she needs her dew claws removed because they're not fully attached. Vet gave me an insane estimate. Went to my local humane society and they gave me a voucher that dropped the price to a quarter of the estimate.

Support your local humane society.

Make sure it's a sterile procedure. No one can realistically do a sterile spay under $200. Our humane society uses a terrible vet out here and they have had dozens of spays and even a few neuters go septic, I'm in the process of helping one of my gf's friends with taking that clinic to the board and having licenses revoked

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


This is my personal vet and they have an incredible facility and really good doctors. The humane society just reimburses a small network of vets of which mine is fortunately one of their partners.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Mr. Nice! posted:

Its nice to have someone else around here that has spent too much time in west texas/east new mexico.

West Texas/East New Mexico should have signs that read "abandon all hope ye who enter here"

Southern New Mexico isn't bad, El Paso is stupid. I've got exactly 5 weeks left of living down here in Las Cruces and then it's off to greener pastures *literally*

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
please tell me the weird Oregon gas station attendant thing doesn't exist in washington

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Mustang posted:

please tell me the weird Oregon gas station attendant thing doesn't exist in washington

Only Oregon and Jersey have that

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booblord Zagats posted:

Only Oregon and Jersey have that

which sucks

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