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FourLeaf posted:carly now going hardcore religious nutbag It's literally the only thing Cruz's campaign has going.
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These are the death throes of the Cruz campaign and it's glorious
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FourLeaf posted:carly now going hardcore religious nutbag What? All she said was that if you don't have Christ in your heart your life has no meaning.
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:"Work Done Well Brings Us Dignity"
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"Only here in America can a secretary work her way up to the presidency, and then further on up to the vice presidency"
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i need a quantum physicist to check and make sure i'm still in my native universe because i don't know what the gently caress is happening
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Boxer is too loving dumb to come up with this zinger so congrats to the aide who wrote it.
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It really is amazing how bad and unlikable she is
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I'm pretty sure Cruz could have picked the Unabomber and had a more likeable running mate. AND it would have fit with his Zodiac Killer persona.
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God's loving with us before He destroys the world. It's all clear to me now. 
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This is the radical part
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A man who believes he is ordained by a spiteful god of light to lead us all and save us against forces that are barely human, has brought out a woman dressed in all red to help his campaign. Said Red Woman claims to have a positive relationship with his cute, precocious little girls, and is extremely proud of this ordained man's never ending fight to purge any pretenders to the throne. She also believes deeply that this god of light has already predetermined that this man will be our savior. Soon these people will march to a city in the north of the country to stop one of these pretenders to the throne. I sincerely hope that Cruz's daughters do not go with him to Cleveland. They ain't coming back if they do.
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jfc is "keep it short and sweet" anathema to the Cruz camp?
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Carly Fiorina what the gently caress
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I mean, I found it weird why would Ted specifically point out that Carly would often sing to his daughters - like what the gently caress has that to do with presidency? But then a few minutes after coming onto the podium, she starts singing to the audience??? Some PR idiot somewhere probably thought that this would make Fiorina more likeable, somehow, and not weird. Yes, now I'm sure Trump will lose the nomination.
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IA, IA, Carly Ftaghn!
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I'm still not convinced that this whole election season hasn't been one long hallucination before death's embrace.
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Helical Nightmares posted:Boxer is too loving dumb to come up with this zinger so congrats to the aide who wrote it. The demon sheep wrote it.
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this is an improbably bad decision this reads like someone trying to theorycraft the most uncharismatic ticket
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Could someone please explain to me what the gently caress is going on. tia.
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weekly font posted:These are the death throes of the Cruz campaign and it's glorious I've waited so long...
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Nenonen posted:I mean, I found it weird why would Ted specifically point out that Carly would often sing to his daughters - like what the gently caress has that to do with presidency? But then a few minutes after coming onto the podium, she starts singing to the audience??? Ted and Carly have studied human interaction and determined that a maternal figure singing softly to children is endearing and human like.
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I mean since Sanders is basically out it's confirmed that we're not in the weirdest timeline, but this is so much better than the Bush vs Clinton II timeline.
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Nichael posted:A man who believes he is ordained by a spiteful god of light to lead us all and save us against forces that are barely human, has brought out a woman dressed in all red to help his campaign. Said Red Woman claims to have a positive relationship with his cute, precocious little girls, and is extremely proud of this ordained man's never ending fight to purge any pretenders to the throne. She also believes deeply that this god of light has already predetermined that this man will be our savior. This implies that Cruz is anywhere nearly as charismatic as Stannis Baratheon, and he isn't even close. Considering how much of a wet blanket Stannis is, that's saying something.
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Schnorkles posted:Could someone please explain to me what the gently caress is going on. FourLeaf posted:God's loving with us before He destroys the world. It's all clear to me now.
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Schnorkles posted:Could someone please explain to me what the gently caress is going on. nope
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Cruz/That Girl Behind Carly Fiorina would have been a lot better
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Schnorkles posted:Could someone please explain to me what the gently caress is going on. Do you smell burnt toast?
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Schnorkles posted:Could someone please explain to me what the gently caress is going on. The lady who was so bad at her job that they gave her millions to leave is saying that there is to much money in the hands of too few
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I'm getting flashbacks to Palin's endorsement, for several reasons.
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cool kids inc. posted:This implies that Cruz is anywhere nearly as charismatic as Stannis Baratheon, and he isn't even close. Considering how much of a wet blanket Stannis is, that's saying something. Fiorina's no Mel either, and that creepy guy in all of Cruz's pictures is a piss poor Davos, but I'm still scared for his kids.
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lol this is real.
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rear end cobra posted:Cruz/That Girl Behind Carly Fiorina would have been a lot better She looks like she could be related to Cruz.
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