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ayn rand hand job posted:apparently a woman was shot in the head my guess is a guy attacked a chick then killed himself
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:it's not a conspiracy and none of this was done arbitrarily. you're just an idiot. look. look at how angry you are at that man of straw. did he hurt you? show me on this doll where he touched your deep seated need to white knight apple against all perceived slights
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:they switched from firewire to 30pin/usb in 2003 when 2.0 had good adoption and didn't suck poo poo like 1.0/1.1 did. they did the 30-pin because USB is limited as all hell and the 30pin served them well. that ran until 2012 when lightning was created because 30pin caused form factor issues and the rest of the industry once again did not have a solution that sucked poo poo. the USB consortium finally pulled their heads out of their asses and started making connectors that are worth a poo poo, primarily under pressure from apple because they had been making things that actually worked for over ten years prior. same deal with magsafe, came out in 2006 because the industry connectors were garbage and it finally got addressed with USB-c. it's not a conspiracy and none of this was done arbitrarily. you're just an idiot. ah yes magsafe truly an icon of good design and durability
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Luigi Thirty posted:should have just given them the password for the vault containing $250 billion in negotiable bearer bonds lmao
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infernal machines posted:look. look at how angry you are at that man of straw. hes right. youre just an idiot
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poty posted:hes right. youre just an idiot 
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Penguissimo posted:ah yes magsafe i don't remember who said it, but "apple: phones that bend and cables that don't"
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theflyingexecutive posted:I bet they accelerate construction on the new hq to escape any more Steve-related possessions the gypsy curse did say 'thinner'
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ayn rand hand job posted:tim needed a new killer app to increase revenue maybe i'm wrong, but i'm betting the Apple Watch and iPad Pro are more than enough to increase revenue, had it not been for global currency problems.
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Wheany posted:i don't remember who said it, but "apple: phones that bend and cables that don't" i believe the great shaggster can be credited for that funny
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PleasureKevin posted:maybe i'm wrong, but i'm betting the Apple Watch and iPad Pro are more than enough to increase revenue, had it not been for global currency problems. gently caress global currency problems NOBODY HERE IN THE STATES BOUGHT THE IPAD PRO
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the iwatch sold so well that mere numbers cant capture the extent of the glory
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broken clock opsec posted:the gypsy curse did say 'thinner'
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Penguissimo posted:the iwatch sold so well that mere numbers cant capture the extent of the glory generally accepted accounting practices, such as "counting"
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broken clock opsec posted:NOBODY HERE IN THE STATES BOUGHT THE IPAD PRO maybe not the megafucker huge one but the 9.7" is selling pretty drat well.
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I can see a lot of high schools switching over to megafucker iPad Pro once contracts come up
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 lol and the last one was a .@ to encourage his followers to attack the guy. What a little bitch.
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ayn rand hand job posted:tim needed a new killer app to increase revenue iCantGoOn
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just about everything released recently sold to capacity that means capacity is really low cause timb is failing to do that one thing he was great at, the supply chain or apple intentionally limited supply because they knew the effect the currency values would have or possible some other strategy issue like selling stuff online before it launches in stores
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PleasureKevin posted:just about everything released recently sold to capacity don't waste resources on the S cycle. they took leftover chips and internals and jammed them into languishing iPhone 5S bodies and sold them as new to clear inventory before they begin their ascent to the amoled iPhone 7, 4k MacBook pro, and updated Apple watch S
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the same thing that happened to the ipad. they made it too good. people have their iphones and they're happy with them
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akadajet posted:keep telling yourself that while you stare at your washed out screen that changes colors when even slightly off axis
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PleasureKevin posted:just plug it into your lightning cable lmao who has one of these
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zen death robot posted:maybe people are deciding they don't need a new phone very often anymore I HAVE AN IPUO)NE 4S
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'so often' usually means 2~3 years, not half a decade
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Encrypted posted:yeah nah i use a calibrated ips screen on the laptop but the mba screen is just fine and almost as good for most normal people well i guess it being calibrated doesn't mean your eyes suck badly
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Actually everyone who is intelligent is on the S cycle because they've realized Apple does half-baked first-gen hardware in almost every iteration. See iPad Pro 12.9", Apple Watch, original iPad and original retina iPad 3, and of course the iPhone 2 and 3 were pure (albeit revolutionary) poo poo, 3GS was god-tier for years. 4 was on par with the 3GS, but 4s destroyed it. 5 was bad and sold as the 5c (which was so bad it didn't get a second generation), neither of which support the 64-bit features of iOS 9. 6 was real bad in terms of horrible battery life, and 6 plus had a choppy UI. 6s and 6s plus are back to being god-tier, but both are too big unless you're Shaq. And then my friends there's the 5se, the chassis so good Apple made it thrice and with good enough hardware that you could skip the 7 and 7s and get the 2018 5se=mc2 relativity edition without feeling like iOS 12 is slowing you down too much.
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Celexi posted:well i guess it being calibrated doesn't mean your eyes suck badly but i mentioned the calibrated part because the screen on the mba looks really drat good and most likely indistinguishable from random uncalibrated ips for normal people under regular usage
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bobfather posted:Actually everyone who is intelligent is on the S cycle because they've realized Apple does half-baked first-gen hardware in almost every iteration. See iPad Pro 12.9", Apple Watch, original iPad and original retina iPad 3, and of course the iPhone 2 and 3 were pure (albeit revolutionary) poo poo, 3GS was god-tier for years. 4 was on par with the 3GS, but 4s destroyed it. 5 was bad and sold as the 5c (which was so bad it didn't get a second generation), neither of which support the 64-bit features of iOS 9. 6 was real bad in terms of horrible battery life, and 6 plus had a choppy UI. 6s and 6s plus are back to being god-tier, but both are too big unless you're Shaq. And then my friends there's the 5se, the chassis so good Apple made it thrice and with good enough hardware that you could skip the 7 and 7s and get the 2018 5se=mc2 relativity edition without feeling like iOS 12 is slowing you down too much. truth
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